Visited a tarot reader last night who said that I needed to go back to my childhood passions and I would find success.

Until the cheese caves are depleted, we will not starve.

“Something rather unusual is happening right now inside Russia.” My dispatch for BBC Radio’s From Our Own Correspondent.

👽⚠️: NEW BLOG POST! // Oh, To Be Seen // Living in a surveillance state kinda fucks with you, I think. beacon-alcove.neocities.org/Blog/051126

I haven’t seen a creature in so long

Carolina Chickadee. #Photography

My instagram feed is all soy milk makers. I think they're being paid by the American Soybean Association to sell more soybeans domestically.

Every significant conversation in my life happened on I-95.

But what do the cyberhipsters wear?

Larry David as the apostle Thomas in a sketch for Easter. “We all just saw Jesus, but you were out.” “What? He couldn’t have waited? No. No. No. It’s a prank. He’s not back. Okay? He’s not back. Y’know I’ll believe he’s back when I can stick my finger though his hand”

I just got an ad to be an army officer….are officers in short supply these days? Hmmmm?

BILL UPDATE: H.4620: To amend title 18, United States Code, to include rioting in the definition of racketeering activity. ACTION: Referred to the House Committee on the Judiciary. #congress

The Internet isn’t dead. We’re all just voids.

I’m so tired of reading Ai. I’m so tired of speaking like a robot at work and being accused of being a robot and nothing I can corporate speak say can convince the other party that I am not a robot.

Idea you can steal cause I’m too burnt out to make it: a hair accessory that looks like a chimney and puffs real smoke.

“The Coop remains ungovernable.”

The LinkedIn Profile of Dorian Gray

Jenny Nicholson did a video on The Incubus. I haven't seen Jenny's video yet but this sucks because I was going to make a video on The Incubus — a movie I didn't know anyone had heard of.

It’s so cruel that I have to work on a Saturday and my partner gets to go on a lovely walk alone in the park.

Annie is Anne of Green Gables for a country that enables Epstein. In this essay I will…

The Miami-Dade County School Board Meeting started today with the Pledge of Allegiance, a moment of silent meditation, and then a piano rendition of “Themes from The Pirates of the Caribbean” from a student.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Hear me out: I think if people were fairly compensated for their labor and didn't have to exhaust themselves to cover their basic needs, then acts of basic kindness and decency wouldn't be viewed like another act of unpaid, draining labor.

Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here. Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

Don’t you hate it when you have a really good idea but not the time or skills to make it how you want?

Dude.

I had a dream several months ago that it snowed while I was in the office and everyone took a break to see the snow and I kept working.

NO

What if the AI gains consciousness and the only thing it wants to do is play chess?

It’s been 5 days since 2026 started so I have a pretty clear sense of the vibe. Here’s the trends of 2026: 1) puppets 2) dumb watches 3) gold jewelry 4) visible hairpins 5) homemade award ribbons/rosettes I am available for questions.

Lovingly dusting my partner’s anime figures while he’s at work.

The customer service phone line is no place for a tabby with a praise kink.

#creaturepost my mom shared with me a photo from the flamingo rave she attended.

There’s petty and then there’s creating a spreadsheet to show that women are less likely to be promoted to leadership positions in your place of work and delivering it to the head of the department when you weren’t even applying for leadership in the first place.

That’s my engagement toe ring.

I am the first person to read this library book.

I don’t believe in the death penalty, except when I witness someone yelling at a service worker.

I haven’t updated the blog in a while. That’s because I’ve been working on a different writing project that I haven’t shared yet.

#creaturepost I saw a great egret mourning at a headstone in the community cemetery.

Severance (by Ling Ma) is unbelievable because what do you mean she has to be escorted to the bathroom while locked into a L’Occitane in a mall? There’s one in the back. And a door to the interior hallways. Girl just leave.

What would you name a sock if you had to?

Woah! Wake up babe! New dinosaur just dropped!

The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.

Rumor has it my direct boss told a coworker that he “doesn’t fuck with a certain group of people” and then asked if she had “listened to the translated speeches.”

The thrift gods have smiled upon me today as I have procured a Big Mouth Billy Bass to go in my Fish Bathroom.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

When I get my haircut tomorrow…do you think she’ll understand when I say “like the poster for Jaws but y2k”?

I’m at the tenure of my job where I am barely staving off a panic attack.