Our president has both the fragility and intellect of an old banana.

Kyrsten Sinema is the Tulsi Gabbard of John Fettermans.

Every day is another day in the Chang dynasty.

Ushering in an era of mass unemployment and untenable strains on our basic needs with a quirky 8th grade teacher vibe.

Travelers’ blood pressure and heart rates aren’t high enough when they’re in the airport. Maybe they oughta do some laps.

It really fucking should be. Alas.

The delay in concentration camps must be a real bummer for Steven Miller and his rabble of shit eaters horny for ethnic cleansing.

Such an incredible honor, wow. A dignified, esteemed award. Just plop that medal around your neck, great.

The Great Value Peace Prize is just as good as the name brand one thank you

These people have no discernible moral code, and simply worship cruelty and unfreedom.

It’s not. I’ll show you the study.

Recruiting ignorant, uneducated, and violent white supremacist criminals is 100% a feature-not a bug- of this movement. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Fragile republican men with delicate egos and raging inferiority complexes are a protected class now.

Conservatism is nothing more than grown men upset the world doesn’t look like it did when they were kids.

Come to think of it, we should also disallow SNAP benefits from being used in other ways that are already disallowed.

i like the “hes not delivering” complaint bc yes he is, hes doing ethnic ckeansing and war crimes. hes destroying the university system and raising tariffs. hes making obamacare unaffordable and funneling money to his billionaire tech backers. hes doing everything he said he would…

To make common cause with this Administration is to support an affirmatively white supremacist vision of this country. Period. Every corporation. Every Republican. Every influencer. Every Governor. Every evangelical leader. Every voter. Yes. Every voter.

Her parents owe their lives to the United States accepting them as asylum seekers fleeing religious persecution in Iraq in the 1980s. She wouldn't be here if we had not offered her family safe haven. The hypocrisy is stunning.

If Louis CK wasn’t funny, he’d be lurking around Central Park in a trench coat exposing himself to families on picnics.

“My fellow Americans, I might murder you if you fly home for the holidays this year. Thank you. Vote republican.”

“Stop calling us nazis.” -nazis

Peter Thiel’s “the antichrist is real, but it’s definitely not me” tee shirt is getting him a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

lol sign worked

We already have the government from GTA5, why not appoint its NPCs to leadership positions?

The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism. It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.

What am i supposed to do with all this weed??

“Cultural exchange is how we heal national unrest. Anyway, here’s why Haitians shouldn’t be allowed in Ohio…”

From the dolt that pardoned literal seditious conspirators.

Elon Musk can't get humans to love him so he made a robot to love him instead and now all the humans are making fun of the robot. This is the smartest man in the world, a once-in-a-generation genius and clear member of the natural aristocracy

The sabotage is happening everywhere all at once; a gang of supremacists, so convinced of their own superiority that they never bothered learning much about the sum total of human knowledge, and who now, faced with their own vast ignorance about human progress, have made human progress their enemy.

This is true, in the sense that it is a web of very real scandals reactionaries will try to claim are fake through the power of repetitive bare assertion

I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light and, you know, has it ever occurred to you that, instead of, you know, running around, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple uh, you know?

Shapiro must have the same handlers as MTG, which is ironic.

Obviously, the human trafficker and child rapist is just trying to make the other human trafficker and child rapist look bad.

Trump admin defending sex offenders and nazis like they’re indispensable to the party, or something.

I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"

SNAP recipients are already required to renew and verify their qualifying information every 6 months. So fuck these people. www.newsweek.com/snap-benefit...

Megyn Kelly once helped successfully expose a culture of sexual assault at Fox News both as a victim and an advocate. Today, she defends a dead child rapist by telling us his child rapes maybe could have been worse.

Peter Thiel is in the Epstein emails, enjoying himself. Peter Thiel is an overt, convinced, outspoken Nazi. Peter Thiel's company is being paid by the UK government to crawl all over YOUR personal data. Oswald Mosley's grandson runs his UK operation. You can't make it up.

Largest pedophile network since the Catholic Church

Happy Veteran’s Day. Where the fuck even are we today?

As others have said, we all need to be clear on the fact that what is happening in Chicago is a preview of what they are planning for all blue cities. Especially as midterms approach. They will tear gas us at the polls and say, oh, this isn't voter suppression. It's just business as usual.

Eat shit, Kim Davis.

“It was too difficult to do the right thing.” -every pathetic coward, ever

Amazing that this is true whilst republicans are fighting to starve their own voters.

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful. Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened. This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

That anti-American criminal piece of shit Donald Trump directly instigated an attack on the US Capitol to keep himself in power after losing a fair election, and there’s a mountain of evidence to prove it.

establishment journalism's abject failure to express that this man has absolutely no idea how anything works should never be forgiven or forgotten

lol RFK Jr running away like it’s another measles outbreak he caused.