an Evil Dead movie that isn’t funny is just another possession movie. maybe it can be good but call it something else.

Forbidden Solitaire is my favorite spooky solo card game since the Win95 castle deck. Solving puzzles and battling bosses with magical card tricks is a blast and even made me witness a sunrise. A lot of care went into the retro visual style, the vibes are fun, and the music is excellent. Buy it now.

"They apprehended a shooter at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Kevin, d'you hear about this? Kash Patel was safe because he was already under the table."

George U. U. D. D. L. R. L. R. B. A. Martin

do you think Star Trek has a guy whose job is just inventing new foreheads

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

heads of state are famously not responsible for any other people

Kristi Noem to seek blanket pardon

my favorite unicorn kills Nazis

call me Peggy Guggenheim the way I fw artists on Bandcamp Friday

CarousHELL 4 teaser trailer. Please consider supporting the kickstarter!!! #CarousHELL #horror #evildead #unicorn

Whoops, I dropped my monster ski suit that I use for my magnum dong!

median dem elite: 83 years old, fondly recalls calling cops on vietnam protestors in college. likes to remind people that israel is besieged on all sides by “the arabs.” median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch

1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!

inside the mind of @steverudzinski.bsky.social

"I brought you something from far away."

sick Elden Beast cosplay

Death to Chronos?

RFK Jr erotic memoirs audiobook

speaking truth to powder

extremely looking forward to the Oates of Christmas Yet to Come

it's important to remember the people doing this aren't "just following orders," they signed up to do this, they're excited to do it, it's what they want to be doing, and each one of them is personally culpable for the entirety of ICE's conduct

I can't imagine what it would be like to have aphantasia

you see, Marxism is when *somebody* owns the means of production, doesn't really matter who. idk I didn't read the book.

I wonder what he's up to these days.

October the 4th be with you

You break into a man's private chambers, rooting about as you please? Your oafishness knows no bounds.

lord, grant me the courage of a former staffer on a book tour

I don't care about the interest or the debt but we should definitely do those other things

the inventor of the rubbery plastic coating that turns sticky over time should be coated with it and rolled in cat hair

I support the construction of an ICE detention center just large enough to contain ICE.

we never should have allowed techbros to have money. the pipeline from "got rich from a good idea" to "all my ideas are good because I'm rich" is way too short. you start off looking for easier ways to make online payments and soon you're measuring your security guards for bomb collars.

in Andor S2, Space France even has their own Marseillaise. when I was a kid Star Wars was never political.

top Democratic strategists are hard at work on the best way to squander a potential victory

be ready to tackle anybody who says my head looks like a thwomp trap

It's Window Safety Week

dreams about work should be paid like overtime

And this doesn’t even mention all the other repulsive nonsense like NFT’s, Metaverse, self driving cars, etc they tried to push on us. What people do want is healthcare, housing, free TIME for themselves, but those things are a direct threat to the power that capital holds over labor.

Seg of Dreamcast

the Kennedy family is a decades-long experiment to determine the exact amount of brain damage that is survivable

Luke: Is the dark side stronger? Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive. Luke: That sounds fucking sick ngl. Let's do that.

if your Chris be Pine, your movie's fine, but if the Chris be Pratt, the acting's flat

And so it came to pass that Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was buried alive... And his castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains.

they should invent a kind of monorail with two rails

the eldritch HOA says your geometry is out of compliance (too Euclidean)

Christmas songs can be festive, poignant, gimmicky, etc. but It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year feels like it's aggressively trying to sell me a car.

"Hi, we saw your profile and thought you would be a great match for [complete bullshit job]" Is this what negging feels like?