I don’t post much, but I’m doing it now for everyone’s favorite reason: TO SELF PROMOTE! I’m running a Los Angeles Magic: The Gathering Cube Event in January! We’re almost sold out, and I’m really excited. If you or anyone you know wants to come, please sign up! Or join the discord and talk Magic.

the four words she wants to hear

“Steve, they say you got Crazy Eye.”

I was too engrossed in Baldur’s Gate to notice the earthquake.

Surf’s up.

Some nights you just gotta go home and put on a “DUNCE” cap

Dressing poorly and Gilmore girls

Insanely lucky that accidentally delivering my groceries to an address I used to live an hour away didn’t cripple my finances like it would have a few years ago

TikTok updated and my carefully curated FYP is in SHAMBLES, what have they DONE

One of my cats won’t stop trying to lick the second skin on a fresh tattoo and I just know I’m gonna wake up to the sick little freak gnawing on it in the morning

This man is sleeping like a Halloween window decoration

With all the Barbie talk I really do recommend the cgi Barbie’s Dream House cartoon that @edenthecat.bsky.social showed me!! It’s really funny!!!

Behind the scenes of the new Spider-Man movie

My therapist asked a few weeks ago if I’d ever done an autism assessment and I hand waved it away but now every time I’m annoyed with other people I go “Hmmm…”

The ESRB is this weird holdover from the pre internet early days of gaming, when there was a moral panic over Mortal Kombat for the Genesis. It’s a vestigial organ at best and an embarrassing relic in reality.

This Barbie/Oppenheimer weekend was really fun but any executives who are baby brained enough to try and recreate this in six months should be publicly stoned

10 Films to get to know me: Something Wild The Muppet Movie Stop Making Sense Jaws Broadcast News Army of Darkness Grosse Pointe Blank The In-Laws Magnolia Repo Man

What witches curse am I suffering that my FYP just served up a Pete Buttigieg fan account showing archival footage from 2001

Look at me like a person!

Barbie! Good!

pokemon evolutions be like

Heading to the farmer’s market at 11AM so I get first choice of all the peaches and berries normal people left behind.

Had to talk to two strangers for about five minutes tonight and I was NOT medicated enough for it

Yeah I could “throw out my garbage” but SORRY that I love my cat too much!!!

Gonna get a food service job just so I can throw a handful of soft serve at someone, the people on tiktok seem like they’re having fun

@pftompkins.bsky.social show starting with the SWAT theme has me hopping up and dang down

*Norma Desmond Voice* I am big! It’s the movie theater seats that got small!!!

HELL YES (friends of mine who do a Star Wars podcast do not look too carefully at this)

Happy 16th birthday, Bizzy 💗💗💗

I vehemently object to Ai being used to write articles but I also think making human journalists write listicles about Star Wars should be punishable by jail time so I feel like this is a grey area.

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

Sold out theater of joyful film nerds, absolute ideal conditions for Tenet.

Gotta stop taking a Groucho Marx approach to dating (big cigar, grease mustache)

If you don’t wake your cats up from a dead sleep to give them kisses every hour they can get really sick, everyone knows this

"What do you like to do after work?" Me: Uhhh ...

DOG IN THE TIKI BAR SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT STAT

Hard to describe what a bummer this new Indiana Jones movie is.

Oh man did Ethan Hunt get disavowed again that sucks man I’m sorry

Every time someone with a big follower count on Twitter shows up here a bunch of y’all hold them up for judgement like they’re in the Scarecrow’s Court from Dark Knight Rises

I woke up an hour before work and made breakfast for myself this morning and am unsure who I even am anymore

Strongly considering using this description of mango frozen yogurt as my new Hinge bio.

Moneyball is such a good movie that one of the greatest actors to ever live is in it and I forget every time until he shows up.