They're playing jazz. There's nothing worse than jazz. I hate jazz. 45 minutes of jazz. I might not masked it.

Loved Mando and Grogu. That is all.

@kenjennings.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!!

What's it like to sleep? I wish I knew.

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

List of CEOs reportedly accompanying Trump to China, per KobeissiLetter:

I miss Dallas Stars hockey - as frustrating as it can be sometimes. I could watch Colorado wipe out Minny, but I just don't care. Plus, I don't like Colorado. #GoCanes

Glutz should NEVER have pulled Otter. Benn should not have been on that 6-5. The third period play by the Stars should've happened in the first and second period. Coulda shoulda woulda... Okay, hockey season is over. just disappointed.

Where was this push in the first period? ... ... ...

9 minutes 9 minutes 9 minutes

Is that my BORK BORK BORK!!!???!!!!

WYJO!

Josh B., Don't you do that. Don't you give me hope by raising your voice. Stop it! Sincerely, Me

Shots on goal would be good, Stars. Let's just focus on the little things - shots on goal.

If you play the whole period on your end of the ice with them pressing... this isn't going to end well. C'mon boys! Get it together.

Just had to run and stop Mom from dumping her dinner in the backyard. Phew!

Why is it fuzzy? Smokey? Smoke machine?

I'm not nervous. I believe! I believe! I believe! #GoStars #TexasHockey #LetsPlayInMay #NHL #DallasStars #Hockey #StanleyCupPlayoffs #INeedMoreHashtags

1 more chance to stay in it.

Annoying music. Stop it!

RAMMSTEIN!!!! DU DU HAST DU HAST TO GET A GOAL HERE!

Cross posting: We’ve reached that time in the playoffs where I try and bribe the Dallas Stars. $20 to the Dallas Stars Foundation for every 5-on-5 goal scored tonight and the total doubles if they win.

I LOVE BEING WRONG!

I think this one is going against us. I hope I'm wrong.

It worked! #GoStars

okay, just... just get a shot on goal during the power play and we'll go from there...

😒

WAIT. Who is singing? Where's Celena Rae?!?!

okay, now Victory+ isn't working at all. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Matt Ducheeeerrrrrrrrrrr and Miko Rantarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and Victory+???? What was that?!?!?!

well damn

just tell me when it's over

all the cuss words

MIRO!!!!

Show me how Jamie helped him out of our bench. Don't cut the feed!

Hughes had an open net. Not that I want him to score, but... that was a big mistake.

Why did we not get a Power Play for goaltender interference?

ROBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay STARS!

Their announcer almost sounds like Jeff K.

With severe storms in the forecast every day for the next four days, now is the time to know where to take shelter if a Tornado Warning is issued. Do YOU know what makes a good shelter? More tornado and severe storm safety tips: weather.gov/safety/tornado

Patrick, you were so close!! #Jeopardy

Thank goodness!!! WyJo bringing the Joy! Stars win!!!!!!!!!

Please Stars. Make this one count. I have to pee!!

Go suck on some oranges, boys. Jamie suck a lemon. Vitamin B shots for everyone! #GoStars

Dammit Jamie.

Moose is Driving me nuts. Also, I did not ask for bonus hockey. Also, also, I'm stress eating Cheez It's! #GoStars