FINALLY! Now I can go to sleep. Happy Mardi Gras everyone #RexComus

I actually really love Peggy’s necklace #RexComus

He keeps being like, oh something’s about to happen. You’re gonna hear trumpets soon. He is just trying to will the end of the night to happen

ALIEN CHILD #RexComus

That mf was on his phone?! Are you kidding me! #RexComus

Peggy wants to talk about Balls #RexComus

I wonder if there are people that get back in line to do a second pass. Like, I know I can do a better bow. Give me a second chance! #RexComus

Errol is losing steam, that sigh! #RexComus

Is his middle name really pronounced REEshard or is that just a compulsion for Errol #RexComus

Desperately trying to get #RexComus on the TV. Apparently YouTube is down. This is some shit!!!!

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Milestone achieved: 11 month old tried to eat the cat food

About to unlock a new level of Mom

Unlocked a new level of hatred for the time switch: having a 9mo old. Was up at 4am after a “good” nights sleep. We had “dinner” at 3:30! He was cranky as hell at 6 because a day ago that was 7: bed time. Let him nap then had to wake up for bath night and get him to sleep all over again. Fuck DST!

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Red Panda Super Bowl Halftime Show WHEN

If this mf owl doesn’t stop crying…

I’m sure they plan on stopping at late night comedians.

Where are people getting the information that the Kirk shooter was right wing?

Top 5 bird

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Interrogating my infant son to find out which of the other babies at daycare taught him how to screech like a bird for attention

Exhibit A

There are a lot of challenges that come with living in an old house. #1-10 are all spiders and centipedes. #11 is finding a place on the floor that’s level enough to put the bookshelf on.

Need to stop listening to Sturgill Simpson. Feeling dehydrated from crying so much

We feed you. They hunt us.

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I don’t care for the tone of judgement from my husband as he asks me “Is that bowl number three?” of Honey Nut Cheerios

Lose my number, bitch

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

If I were a scumbag millionaire who conspired to have my wife killed at a luxury resort, I would simply not continue to go to other locations of said resort…

Tiny Taste Of Cheese acquired ✅

San Francisco meme thing addressing this.

Holy crap, in a little over two weeks I’ll have a freakin BABY! ON THE OUTSIDE! 😱🥰😖👶🤯😵‍💫☺️❤️🫠🤗🎉🙌🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Having trouble thinking of a show outside of The Penguin where I didn’t have a single moment of sympathy for the protagonist. Just the biggest piece of shit

Fellow Pelicans fans, what happened to Wild Wayne? Is he ever coming back?

I’m not great with horror movies but thought I could deal with Nosferatu because I more or less knew what was going to happen. Unfortunately I underestimated Bill Skarsgård’s ability to terrify me and am now scared to go to sleep.

Merry Keesmas 🎁 hope your holiday makes you as happy as my cat is with a fresh catnip toy from her stocking this morning

Working on the second one it and sucks. What kind of shape is this?!

As someone who does payroll I am begging you to look at your damn paystubs

First puzzle of the winter in the books ✅

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Turning the Pels game off, hoping it helps somehow

Vendor who usually brings us bagels is here and yet there are no bagels to be found….

me omw to love you if you were a worm and i was also a worm

Alright who’s got the best 2025 bird calendar for sale???? 🦉