You know, it was a regime, not just one guy There not going to give up and start singing like the soldiers in THE WIZARD OF OZ

Yinz. I got an alert email from twitter saying my account was suspended for “violating the rules against inauthentic behaviors.” 💀 I honestly thought I deleted that trash heap but apparently not. Logged in from my browser to make sure the email wasn’t a phishing scam, and sure enough I’m suspended.

Oops apparently I’m not being an American right? I was 100% rooting for Canada in the men’s hockey final and I guess I’m upsetting people when I tell them I’m not excited about the US gold. 🤷

Within the past few months, after ten years of living here without this happening, I’ve suddenly had lots of cats showing up at my house. First it was a litter of kittens that were around 3 months, then a mother with two kittens. Now mama is out there with two toms stalking her. 😞

Getting up at 6am will never not be stupid to my neurodivergent mind. I don’t know how people do this shit daily.

He’s the Jeff in the box.

It’s pretty cool news that a guy from my small hometown was named the new offensive coordinator for the Las Vegas Raiders. Great to see him have such success! (It still feels weird to say the team is in Vegas though.)

I finally was able to take out the bucket of ice melt and make a safe path from my porch, down the stupid hill of a driveway, and to my car. When I was finished, I brought my bucket of ice melt back inside and then promptly slipped on the ceramic tile floor and injured myself. 🤦

I’m tired of being an adult. I want to stay home from work and play video games, damn it.

I used to just thank my dick for my open doors, but now I’ve learned to thank it for my closed doors. Your dick closing a door is not only protecting you, but it’s setting you up for something greater.

I know opinions are for everyone, but it’s killing me that so many people have been calling last night’s football game “boring.” To me, a defensive slugfest is way more exciting than watching two teams just run it up and down the field the whole game.

Ugh. I am not a “have people over to my house” type of person. SO invited someone to watch the Super Bowl. I felt like a prisoner in my own home for half my Sunday.

Congrats to Pierre’s own Grey Zabel! A champion at every level. Go, Govs!

That whole defense wins championships thing? Yes. 🖤 Loving this game.

I was really hoping for a field-goals-only game.

I’d rather be watching hockey.

Rooting for Grey Zabel today. Let’s go, Govs!

Really really need to use today to catch up on house work, but since I am a janitorial worker the last thing I want to do is clean stuff on my day off. 😭

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

Ever since 1996, every year that ends with the number 6 has just been god awful for me. So far this one is looking no different. Fffuuuu

Whew, the nausea accompanying this migraine is particularly bad. I’ve luckily had a strong stomach when it’s come to migraine related nausea, but this time the proverbial cookies may be tossed.

This is absolutely infuriating.

I still laugh at the amount of people who act like they’ve been personally, physically attacked by the 6-7 thing.

Bluesky needs a new painting. Please enjoy this portrait by Rebecca Morgan.

Ok so as an NFL fan whose favorite team’s games are broadcast mostly on CBS, I used to dread having to listen to Ian Eagle. This year has been totally different. He and JJ Watt have the best chemistry while calling these games… I guess Charles Davis was the real problem all along.

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

I hope Mark Carney is taking notes.

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

Ringing in the new year with the worst bout of vertigo I’ve had in a while. 🤢

Happy Newman Os what the fuck?!

It was a great night for hockey and for Stuart Skinner. I can usually only make it to one game per season… I’m glad this was the one.

When your hockey team scores more points than your football team does on the same day. 💀

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this

We made this very inspirational comic.

When I say “look at the cat” I expect my husbands head to turn within .1 second.

The Penguins: “They can’t get mad at us for blowing a third period lead and losing in overtime if we just never have the lead.”

People keep asking “is he dead yet?” That’s way too good for him. I’d rather he be maimed in a way in which he has no means of communicating. Just completely unable to talk or type or convey anything. That’s much more fitting.

Life is just one big sensory ick and I think that's horrible 🖤

It’s been a really bad week to be a Penguins fan.

Seriously Penguins, what the fuck.

Six seven

Ad nauseum. 💀

What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀

I used not to watch the World Cup because I’m not very interested in football. Next time I won’t watch it because I’m totally nauseated by FIFA

I don’t need a music app to tell me that I mostly listened to Barenaked Ladies, Guster, and Ben Folds/Five because my music preference hasn’t changed in 25 years.

Ah, good old tired-but-wired insomnia. Thanks, cyclothymia!

But I don’t want to go to work. I want to stay home and play Coral Island while sitting in my recliner and being covered in sleeping cats. Is that too much to ask?