app idea: Ask A Lesbian

i finally saw a picture of Tame Impala and now understand what straight men in LA have been doing with their clothes for the past 5 years :/

did you know "Hard Feelings" and "Loveless" are split across sides of the record

Maybe I can go viral for tweeting more about Lorde

When you’re a literal writer but only your observational cat tweets break containment 😅 I’ll show u all*

My cat's new thing is to bite my hand while I'm pouring his kibble onto the plate – in STRICT defiance of that one saying!!

The “I couldn’t understand a word” ppl seemed to really eat up Nessun Dorma during this shit! Y’all know Italian?

history repeats itself

whoever said money can’t buy happiness had no fucking idea how expensive health care would become

19 episodes of this RHOSLC season, over 24 hours of content, and they still didn’t tell us how Crazy Rich Asians ends.

have you ever felt like Star Wars could use a little more Idina Menzel?

the cat will discover things in my house that I have never seen in my life

Inside Out 3 should be about a cat

I know that’s fucking right 🥰

wdy mean “for you”????

update on the cat who was living outside in the rain not 2 months ago

Movies are just all the things movie writers assume are happening to the people who aren’t at home writing movies

fittingly, this is the only picture in my camera roll from 2016

GOAT-ed run of “people also searched”

what's Polymarket saying on if he'll thank Kylie in his speech

did he say "the writers' craft on the page" or "the writer's crrapped on the page"

what a brutal welcome to the podcasts category 😂

imagine being healed at the AMC 16 Burbank

babe we have connor storrie at home

I love teaching my computer new words

rachel sennott is loosely based off my life

good morning, team

The story of Avatar 4 should be that brat summer comes to pandora

letterboxd is down how will I know who to kiss now?

not to brag but I can recreate the “laurel/yanny” thing perfectly in my head when im sitting in silence

this is your reminder to write today, you must write 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 it is so important for the rest of your life

Jessie Buckley has bear face down solid

walking around my house at any point in my day I am 0.1 seconds away from yeeting my cat into space

My last watch of 2025 (to celebrate Zohran Eve) would’ve most definitely cracked this list: Mira Nair’s expertly crafted MONSOON WEDDING (2001).

IP Ideas for TV in 2026: - gritty Grape Lady docu series on Hulu - Zero Dark Thirty scripted limited series on Amazon starring Maya Erskine as the Jessica Chastain part - New Grey's Anatomy spin-off and/or reboot of Private Practice - Grape Lady scripted limited series on HBO starring Toni Collette

“Trust the audience.” Baby, aunt Carol thought it was a different actress playing Emily in Paris each season.

old Quaintance has another thing coming if he thinks i'm remembering him after Dec 31

…and now reads

Favorite First 2025 #newandnewtome

every day between Christmas and return-to-work is Sunday

what is stopping men from being like this

Cowboy’s first Christmas

Incredible Christmas Eve discovery: the wrapping paper i bought at Vons is see-through!

🗣️ I don’t like ANY of your sex puns

Previously on Heated Rivalry: 👉🏼👌🏼👉🏼👌🏼👉🏼👌🏼👉🏼👌🏼👉🏼👌🏼

🎶 WE ARE JEMIMA KIRKE!

My response to anything over the next two weeks

When I say “look at the cat” I expect my husbands head to turn within .1 second.

I love cars

🔎 Matthew Rhys shirtless 🔎 Matthew Rhys no shirt 🔎 Matthew Rhys swimsuit 🔎 Matthew Rhys body 🔎 Matthew Rhys topless 🔎 Matthew Rhys