tired: letterboxd four wired:

u ever been the third person keeping the conversation on life support because the other two clearly just want to fuck?

A miserable 12 days of Cowboy missing finally ended last night when he found his way home 🥹 I’ve never felt more in community — the entire neighborhood mobilized to look & spread the word. I love LA. Cowboy is healthy, eating, hydrating, and as happy to be home as we are to have him home.

ren-faire, Gender confirmation care you’re Lebanese, you’re orient Pinot noir, Rosanne Barr

I love when you can't finish a new album because one song has stopped you dead (positive), then you finally move on and there's even more treasures to come

I love how messy Nextdoor is in LA. The Real HouseUS of Los Angeles ✨

Ladies if he wanted to sing happy birthday on pitch he would

I’ve already thought of and done any photo trend you can imagine in the privacy of my own home no offense

You ever get so high you try to check the comments section for something you saw irl

Can’t believe there are so many good pop songs about… Shawn Mendes.

when you only have a little wiggle room that's Cart Blanchette

tfw the Arabic unintentionally slips in

Hello from Culver City lesbian birthday

I personally am not a fan of fun movie categories on streaming. I'm just looking for "Women 34-54" that it's.

i am more than just the occasional cat tweet! ... right?

I will flirt with you right up until day one of your “fitness journey” but not a day later!

saying “do not gaslight me right now” when you’re the one gaslighting 👌🏼

you're right girl, you DON'T think!

i hope they're still making minion movies long after i'm gone 💛

what’s up buttercups

everyone a muppet except for her

I always thought it was “rear-fried beans” but it doesn’t make sense when you think about it.

Love polymarket ads on Grindr. Will he tap you back? Place your bets.

are we ready as a culture to admit we were unfair to this one

On the USPS FAQ page like where the FAQ is my package 😤

out: gym transformations in: this —

god is a woman because no man could have ever thought up cats

"sometimes it's like my cat Edward has scissors for hands..." - Tim Burton in 1990, probably

some days you never want to post again; some days posting is all you have.

Google said “also, shout out to Audre Lorde”

is this a solution?

Roku city should have elections we can participate in, I’m not on board with all these infrastructure projects

ngl if Greenie’s expanded into human snacks I could go for that

Tonight on 20/20: Life After Brainrot

stop the presses, Gay Guy has returned from brazil ‼️

i follow some real idiots 😂 not u, tho. well —

Thrilled to announce I’ve accepted a new job working for my cat

FX presents Love Story: Agent Dale Cooper & Audrey Horne 🫴🏼💙

now ok how did downton abbey have a character named Misturbates and no one said anything on it

They Should Invent: an opera about the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign that makes an aria out of “Fight Song”

been off TikTok for a few months and it’s like actually ya

I’m starting a new series of posts called “they should invent.” They should invent: X-ray goggles for avocados

the concept of the Billie Eilish boomerang idol

some of you are hot but post weird

“….geena davis is still alive?” i said

gay men need to be studied (derogatory)

wish Carol Channing were still alive to cover 'Altars' by Charli xcx 👐🏼one is 👐🏼not the 🦵🏼loneliest🦵🏼number

against my best interests, it is my birthday

Me when they superimpose the time at the start of every episode of THE PITT: good lord where did the day go 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️