what if i had a normal phone again and thus could take selfies at work

Posessed doll? No, no; sorry. Posessive doll. Mine. Mine mine mine mine

apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out

crusty from work but !!!! peep the new glasses :P

Been pretty crabby 🦀 #sketchbook #doodles

hiiiiii

Can't stand Keira Knightley. At this point I dont think I could even stand Keira Kmonthley

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

hi :)

time to go to bed (7pm) so i can be up at 330 to shower, do my makeup, and commute to my 6am shift :,,,o)

a comic about october 6th

extremely italian american catcaller earlier hit me with a "hell-OOO bea-UUUUUty!"

pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine

rolling my cart down to the local Slab and Sloppe

I'M GOING TO THROW UYP

HAPPY 1ST BDAY GATOR <3

i love making a living wage even if i have to be up so, so early

so tired of letting people misgender me at work lol lets see if the orange comic sans email signature gets the message across

my labbie zapped Asparagus :)

orange

today will most likely be my only day off for at least a week so im staying in bed alll day :)

im making carrot cupcakes :D

I asked you all yesterday: wich Neopets would you like to see in LPS style?, Usul/Usuki had 3 votes! Other species with most votes were: Aisha, Ixi, Lupe and Gelert, which one of these would you like to see the most next? and what colors!?

mark your calendars. next year im throwing my neopets account its 21st birthday party

can i get an awooo

another Hazard the mutated toxic coyote!!! :3 🌈🌙🦗🐺🌟🌈🎈⛓️☣️☢️🌈

Does anyone else enjoy looking at photos and videos of women?

just to be clear: i have a jovial spirit and a heart of gold

🍎🎃

penny (short for penance)

“Wings Of The Heart” Neopian Times Issue #111 (2003)

space people

squishes them

squishes them

off til sunday :D

took a nap with the light on n feel like i got put through an easy bake oven

back on my sleeping pills bullshit (well-rested but very groggy in morning)

manager went on vacation without giving anyone our schedules so a few of us have just been Showing Up and Acting Busy lol this is the SECOND WEEK. startups are so fucking dumb

its been almost a year since i quit nicotine and it kinda fixed me??? ocd has gotten a lot easier to manage, i have very little Rage, sleeping well, better at handling shit overall. need to learn how to cut back my weed intake into Not Every Day territory but other than that im pretty golden

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

another goth gf has hit the towers #neopets #art

As SEPTA cuts get underway today b/c our state legislatures can't agree on a way to fund public transit or, you know, legalize recreational marijuana, which would probably do the trick, follow along with our live blog for the latest on this shameful state of affairs www.inquirer.com/transportati...

employers should have to pay you from the moment you're forced to get out of bed

another goth gf has hit the towers #neopets #art