tomorrow i am officially an Assistant Baker :-)

god bless fat women

these are my grandparents, Goopy and Slime-Slime

turns out if you take your anxiety meds early enough you can have an awesome day even when u have important things to do. ive been SKIPPING THEM because they can SOMETIMES make me drowsy

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

i wish i could use my phone with my eyes closed

diet sofa

you reposted horny art that i don't personally find arousing. prepare to die

all of my recent bakery interviews/trial shifts/ etc have made me very confident! i want to be a baker! at least til i can go to school / graduate n be a food scientist : )

disco #art #neopets

anyone ever heard of "philadelphia "

even if they aren't making music together anymore glass beach forever

currently in job limbo with FOUR DIFFERENT JOBS

while you choke down your frivolous girl dinner, im out here enjoying creature dinner

My partner showed me this and I can’t believe they walk like that….what are you doing little beast where are you going….I’m mesmerized

Doodles :D #dionysus #neopets #art #doodles #furryart

ifitscrispy . com : a website where i list foods i like, if they are crispy

how do i achieve grouchy old lady status with the kids who scream directly outside my front door. without actually being mean or talking to them

they call it Lunchable because you're able to have "lunch"

guy named Twenty Dollar Bill

sinking my teeth into dried mango and imagining its the flesh of some gruesome alien beast

new Dr pepper slogan idea: No One Could Blame You

mutant lupe doodle!!! His name is Kibahh on #neopets ~ 🐺🪽☁️

THREE different bakeries interviewing me soon. one of them, working interview next week. im going to live forever and make 10000000 loaves of sourdough

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Babies

you call it OMAD i call it brunchner

If we want to reach our goal of 50% by the end of next week we need to raise 960$ I think that is absolutely possible if I share this around daily

modern day proverbs

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

おはようみうし

im like you, but if your tooth hurt

got laid off. Im back bitches

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

losing weight and being just a Bit fat is fucking awesome. i look so good. and a bit fat

if i don't remember your birthday it's just because i don't cherish you

please do not flip off your pets. they are little babies who do not understand your irony. they may not comprehend the rudeness of your gesture, but i do, and i weep for them

wife just went to get me a treat from the corner store which means that when she comes back i'll have a wife AND a treat from the corner store

As much as I love the amount of Neopets merch we’re getting, I do not like at all that they’re cutting back on the whimsy, world building, and overall soul of Neopets. Dom is determined to make this a merchandise only investment and it’s sucking my joy out a little.

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

deciding to go back to school at 27 to pursue a science degree is extremely epic of me imo

got like super mega rejected on my promotion / proposal type jam so its time toooooooooooooooooooooooooo do the bare minimum from now on :3

heres the theme song from yuyu hakusho

a nice thing about being t4t is that when you can't find your exes online anymore you can presume they changed their name instead of blocking you

shop where i sell shellfish and trinkets called Dads, Craw and Doo