HAPPY 1ST BDAY GATOR <3

i love making a living wage even if i have to be up so, so early

so tired of letting people misgender me at work lol lets see if the orange comic sans email signature gets the message across

my labbie zapped Asparagus :)

orange

today will most likely be my only day off for at least a week so im staying in bed alll day :)

im making carrot cupcakes :D

I asked you all yesterday: wich Neopets would you like to see in LPS style?, Usul/Usuki had 3 votes! Other species with most votes were: Aisha, Ixi, Lupe and Gelert, which one of these would you like to see the most next? and what colors!?

mark your calendars. next year im throwing my neopets account its 21st birthday party

can i get an awooo

another Hazard the mutated toxic coyote!!! :3 🌈🌙🦗🐺🌟🌈🎈⛓️☣️☢️🌈

Does anyone else enjoy looking at photos and videos of women?

just to be clear: i have a jovial spirit and a heart of gold

🍎🎃

penny (short for penance)

what an amazing labor day gift it would be

“Wings Of The Heart” Neopian Times Issue #111 (2003)

space people

squishes them

squishes them

off til sunday :D

took a nap with the light on n feel like i got put through an easy bake oven

back on my sleeping pills bullshit (well-rested but very groggy in morning)

manager went on vacation without giving anyone our schedules so a few of us have just been Showing Up and Acting Busy lol this is the SECOND WEEK. startups are so fucking dumb

its been almost a year since i quit nicotine and it kinda fixed me??? ocd has gotten a lot easier to manage, i have very little Rage, sleeping well, better at handling shit overall. need to learn how to cut back my weed intake into Not Every Day territory but other than that im pretty golden

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

another goth gf has hit the towers #neopets #art

As SEPTA cuts get underway today b/c our state legislatures can't agree on a way to fund public transit or, you know, legalize recreational marijuana, which would probably do the trick, follow along with our live blog for the latest on this shameful state of affairs www.inquirer.com/transportati...

employers should have to pay you from the moment you're forced to get out of bed

another goth gf has hit the towers #neopets #art

i feel like i could write a nearly dune-length book about the various reasons why i dislike every dune adaptation (but especially dune pt 2)

i dont usually draw comics but i had to get this out of my brain #atla

my job has been like the pilot to an early 2010s tv show centered around a ridiculous startup

got paid to learn how to play padel today :) it was really fun!

as always, the secret is to combine two items in your inventory into one :)

i know im beating a dead horse at this point but like holy fuck how far we've fallen #neopets

first day of new job was unpleasant and frustrating but now it is over at least :)

Met royalty today

started watching xena last night :) ive seen some episodes but this is my first real watch through. i love women

it's so hard to be in hobbyist group chats/discord servers in your late 20s when you have zero sympathy for wealthy people

was trying to google kbbq places near me but accidentally typed "Korean BBW" and got so hard they had to take me to the emergency room

up to $200/500 now !!! i am so blessed... thank u all so much for sharing...at this rate I'll hit my goal in no time aaaaa

This is a Rare Vintage Fruit Baby, Apple or Lime Fruit Rubber Head with Plush Body Toy Doll Cute.

flaming moe's

we're marley and marley *ghost noise*