have you heard about birds

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

I’ve mainly been on insta lately if anyone would like to be moots there :p (un is dunereference)

spongebob doodles

rude customer at 6:11 AM when im covering an unfamiliar position should be illegal

im going to live forever

fish fossil 🐟🦴

got sick like three weeks ago and im starting to think im going to be coughing forever and ever

bluesky boringggg where are the bitches

what if i had a normal phone again and thus could take selfies at work

Posessed doll? No, no; sorry. Posessive doll. Mine. Mine mine mine mine

apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out

Been pretty crabby 🦀 #sketchbook #doodles

hiiiiii

Can't stand Keira Knightley. At this point I dont think I could even stand Keira Kmonthley

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

time to go to bed (7pm) so i can be up at 330 to shower, do my makeup, and commute to my 6am shift :,,,o)

a comic about october 6th

extremely italian american catcaller earlier hit me with a "hell-OOO bea-UUUUUty!"

pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine

rolling my cart down to the local Slab and Sloppe

I'M GOING TO THROW UYP

HAPPY 1ST BDAY GATOR <3

i love making a living wage even if i have to be up so, so early

so tired of letting people misgender me at work lol lets see if the orange comic sans email signature gets the message across

my labbie zapped Asparagus :)

orange

today will most likely be my only day off for at least a week so im staying in bed alll day :)

im making carrot cupcakes :D

I asked you all yesterday: wich Neopets would you like to see in LPS style?, Usul/Usuki had 3 votes! Other species with most votes were: Aisha, Ixi, Lupe and Gelert, which one of these would you like to see the most next? and what colors!?

mark your calendars. next year im throwing my neopets account its 21st birthday party

can i get an awooo

another Hazard the mutated toxic coyote!!! :3 🌈🌙🦗🐺🌟🌈🎈⛓️☣️☢️🌈

Does anyone else enjoy looking at photos and videos of women?

just to be clear: i have a jovial spirit and a heart of gold

🍎🎃

penny (short for penance)

what an amazing labor day gift it would be

“Wings Of The Heart” Neopian Times Issue #111 (2003)

space people

squishes them

squishes them

off til sunday :D

took a nap with the light on n feel like i got put through an easy bake oven