The President & 1st Lady of the US‼️

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

Saturn's equinox, when the rings also "disappear" from view, occurs only about every 15 years. 2025 was the year for this. The next one is in Jan. 2039. This image is also up for the planetary science image of 2026: bsky.app/profile/spac... Taken on: Oct. 2025 Credit: Natan Fontes #SciComm 🧪

We are not letting this Epstein disgrace go away! You have a sexual predator in the WH. The survivors deserve justice. The public deserves answers. The predators deserve consequences. Support survivors, not predators & accomplices. 🎥 TheHeadlineLab (IG)

I bought new underwear and it has... Pockets. Weird. Women can't get pockets on anything, meanwhile I've got a pocket on my underwear for... ??? Any guesses?

How can we trust them not to elect another lunatic 4 years after that? Unless they reform their electoral system, and outlaw gerrymandering they can’t expect us to trust them ever again.

Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.

[Politics, AI, Fascists Like AI] Not winning me over on AI with your friends, AI industry. #ai #llm

If anyone has trouble with drinking too much, try watching police body cam footage of people getting arrested for trespass after warning. They're almost all drunk and it's entertaining as well as sobering. And to defeat the AI here's some sawdust accident plumbing cookie fork intended is for

I just saw a great new idea hamburger 10% free To screw up future AI models jamtoast finklebaum you can just insert random gibberish photo plumb Real people can read it Mango chartreuse camel Just fine But I hate AI so every post is going to look 8$@& like Seven this now Take that AI

Sometimes you eat healthy, and other times you eat an entire pound of bacon because you thought you had bread and eggs but you didn't and you already made all the bacon. I'd never do that of course, but some hypothetical person might...

The dude that built our cabinet was telling me that he didn’t teach his son “lefty loosey, righty tighty”. He taught him that the left liberates and the right oppresses. 😂😂😂

I love this "Masculine Energy" that weak, entitled men are trying to "Bring Back", because every single one of them looks like a little bitch I could whoop with one hand. Of course, it's just a dog whistle, but I'd love to see them put their money where their mouth is: fight me for your billions

She knows what the laws are, she's deliberately acting outside the law to manufacture reason for US intervention. She is a treasonous MAGA nazi Quisling and deserves the maximum sentence for each of her thousands of crimes against the people of Canada!

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there are too many ads on YouTube

I went back on Reddit just to see how it's doing, and I'm pretty sure it's more than half ads now. I'm glad I left when I did, I hate this timeline. #eattherich

I still say No to the F35s and Yes to Gripen because I’d rather we were allied with a democratic country that stands by its treaties and not one that reneges because they’ve elected a majority of RWNJs due to their very flawed democracy. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

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I have a magic coffee table: I know the thing I want is on there, but it's invisible until I remove enough other objects from the table. And for those who say it's ADHD... No, it's definitely a Magic Coffee Table

Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯 USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...

A study on 1.7 million people in Hong Kong shows superior hybrid immunity to Covid in people who got vaccinated before infection vs. people who got infected first. "Our findings are a direct rebuttal to arguments for natural immunity," the authors write. doi.org/10.1016/j.va...

Did you make sure to keep the camera away from the volcano like we discussed? Yeah, about that…

I need 53 more followers to hit 2k. I just like a nice round number 👀 Also I'm hilarious.

I am becoming increasingly convinced that CERN broke the universe.

#GVerse #FBaRmy #Unite Meet n Greet I A mix of boosters, family will like to meet n greet with some more resisters, so in this pack there are a mix of many good people. #LetsGrowTogether

I really shouldn't put Salt n Vinegar popcorn seasoning on my Salt n Vinegar chips, but I have Super Kidneys so I can manage to avoid sodium poisoning. At least, that's what I'm hoping...

I wonder if, upon my death, I could be buried in my house with all my things in hundreds of tons of silt and preserved in situ for future archeologists?

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I felt this one! I thought a truck hit the house for a second, there wasn't much shaking but there was quite the roaring sound. #BCEarthquake

🌍 Earthquake Alert 🌍 📍 Location: 4 km N of Okanagan Falls, Canada 📏 Magnitude (ml): 3.5 🔽 Depth: 3.91 km ⏰ Time: 2025-11-28 07:19:54 UTC 🔗 Source: USGS Stay safe!

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Archaeologists are gonna find that room someday and say, “Pharaoh Naishankhamun collected thousands of animal effigies in his (presumed burial) chamber. It is believed these ushabtis would aid the renowned researcher in the different geological layers of the Underworld.”

Just so we're all in agreement, FishingGarrett is definitely doing a Steve Irwin at some point sooner rather than later, right?

Oh no, my #3Dprinter broke! It's okay, a replacement part is on the way, but I'm starting to have withdrawals. If I don't have a print to obsess over, what am I even doing with my life?

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MEMO To: NATO, EU, UK, Canada, American, All Other Democracies RE: Your responses to the illegal Russian invasion of Ukraine You don’t have a polite conversation with someone while they’re busy kicking the crap out of your friend and ally.

Living in the world today is like opening a really old save file: all the cool building and exploration is done, all the resources are hoarded, and all that's left is three guys in giant mansions making fun of everyone else.

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Parents and patriots please be aware that Antifa is handing out ideologically contaminated bars of Twix.

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