pls pls pls happen in threes

Guess whattt 🙃

If no one has told you lately, I will. You are beautifully created by The Divine. You are deeply loved for exactly who you are (and or want to be). YOU ARE STARDUST! And, you’re doing your best. Keep fucking going! ✌🏼🙌🏼❤️

Pride month off to a very mean start so far. Fender bender, then my grandpa passing away? 😭 Pack it up, we're fast forwarding this shit

Pride month off to a very mean start so far. Fender bender, then my grandpa passing away? 😭 Pack it up, we're fast forwarding this shit

Happy Pride everyone! 🥳 Whether you're "out" or not, feel "queer enough" or not, or maybe you're still questioning, you belong 💖 Starting mine off a little shitty after a fender bender, but I guess it can only get better 🙃

And if anyone wants to treat their favorite bi/demi sillymoose to a lil somethin 👀 here's this or dm for venmo/paypal www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Happy Pride everyone! 🥳 Whether you're "out" or not, feel "queer enough" or not, or maybe you're still questioning, you belong 💖 Starting mine off a little shitty after a fender bender, but I guess it can only get better 🙃

I hope all mothers have the Mother’s Day that they deserve

Okay, so this is why they revived heroin chic

THEY'RE MAKING A COMEBACK OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The student becomes the master('s degree) 😌🎓 PLUS it's my bday too so I'm another year older AND another degree hotter 🥳

Aster liked my silly new hat until it was on him lol 🎓

Just in case, no pressure 💕 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

The student becomes the master('s degree) 😌🎓 PLUS it's my bday too so I'm another year older AND another degree hotter 🥳

Aster liked my silly new hat until it was on him lol 🎓

Both bday *AND* graduation ceremony tomorrow 🥳 gonna be busy but yay!!!

Just in case, absolutely no pressure www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Both bday *AND* graduation ceremony tomorrow 🥳 gonna be busy but yay!!!

You'll never guess what I just scored for free (neighbor moving out) 👀 A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER, WITH AN EXTRA SCREEN TOO 🥳 physical media for the win

They should invent a stairmaster where you go down the stairs

Happy 4/20 to all those who celebrate 💚🥳

Late morning munchies should be called brunchies

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

ages 15-19. FIFTEEN to NINETEEN. they really do want us all barefoot and pregnant and too exhausted by caretaking to revolt, goddamn

PSA for any Handmaid's Tale fans, the first few episodes of The Testaments are out!!!

clocking in at the yearning factory

I'm never using any of this shit. That's literally protected healthcare information. It's not going anywhere remotely near ai, and I would honestly have concerns about how any therapist who does use it plans to safeguard confidentiality.

The itsy bitsy spider is Sisyphus for babies

what are apples but a mere vessel for peanut butter

I hope this Easter you have somewhere inclusive to celebrate if you want to 🫶 (or peace from any annoying relatives if you don't want to)

Djesus Unchained

I hope this Easter you have somewhere inclusive to celebrate if you want to 🫶 (or peace from any annoying relatives if you don't want to)

The Randy Feltface special I saw in person last year is finally up & I'M SO HAPPY 🥳 I've been wanting to see it again so badly and NOW I CAN

Happy Saint Patrick's 💚 hope all my fellow Irish peeps have fun today

I’m really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired

OCD can burn in hell, actually

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DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

disappointMENt

whatever I happen to wear is a tattoo baddie outfit because I am a tattoo baddie

Genuinely it's so upsetting seeing thinspo & "heroin chic" come back after that shit gave so many people eating disorders last time. And the timing is so blatantly strategic! You can't punch a n@zi if you're starved!

genuinely and unironically, we all need to get Really into poetry rn

I miss having my pink streak but my hair holds temp dye fairly long. I've been visiting family more frequently & my parents would absolutely lose their shit & I don't want to deal with that. Do you see my dilemma??? Alas

Do other people say "hydrate or die-drate" or is that just a me thing

Bridgerton part 2 AND a new Taylor Tomlinson special??? Oooh it's gonna be a good day

save me, warm garlic cheddar mashed potatoes warm garlic cheddar mashed potatoes, save me

The other day talking to someone, tumblr came up & they went "Isn't tumblr full of weirdos? It's a very specific kind of weird—you know what yeah no of course you're on there" lmaooo glad my vibe translates I guess??