Happy Saint Patrick's 💚 hope all my fellow Irish peeps have fun today

I’m really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired

OCD can burn in hell, actually

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DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

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Roadtrip AMA, anyone? ✨️ Or TMA, if you've got any fun facts/memes/etc

whatever I happen to wear is a tattoo baddie outfit because I am a tattoo baddie

Genuinely it's so upsetting seeing thinspo & "heroin chic" come back after that shit gave so many people eating disorders last time. And the timing is so blatantly strategic! You can't punch a n@zi if you're starved!

genuinely and unironically, we all need to get Really into poetry rn

I miss having my pink streak but my hair holds temp dye fairly long. I've been visiting family more frequently & my parents would absolutely lose their shit & I don't want to deal with that. Do you see my dilemma??? Alas

Do other people say "hydrate or die-drate" or is that just a me thing

Bridgerton part 2 AND a new Taylor Tomlinson special??? Oooh it's gonna be a good day

save me, warm garlic cheddar mashed potatoes warm garlic cheddar mashed potatoes, save me

The other day talking to someone, tumblr came up & they went "Isn't tumblr full of weirdos? It's a very specific kind of weird—you know what yeah no of course you're on there" lmaooo glad my vibe translates I guess??

Normally I'm pretty good at learning languages, but one time in high school I tried to teach myself Norwegian and the only word I still remember of it is turtle. To be fair I was also learning Spanish and ASL so my brain was busy

Recycle. Refuse. Reduce. Reuse. Repair. Re-gift. Recover.

I would look so much cooler drinking my wine from my unicorn goblet but alas, the lil gremlins in my brain insist the sensory input is Wrong™ & I must choose a less whimsical vessel :/ Mayhaps itd be tolerable if I use a straw? 🤔 But then that'd mess up the vibe bc who the hell drinks wine via straw

To the whimsical baddies (gender neutral), if you've felt like you've been missing your spark recently, allow me to suggest: ✨️glitter nails✨️ The only con is that they don't photograph in a way that does them justice but tbh who cares

Impatient about pretty much everything except for sewing projects, because at least I'll always get something cool out of it

Panchina degli Innamorati (artist: Rodolfo Marasciuolo) in Turin, Italy

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Anyone have tips for recovering from pushing too hard in a workout? I took meds, ate protein, used heat, & I'm drinking liquid iv but it still hurts like a bitch

I can't believe my lil guy is 4 now! 🥹🐾💖

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I can't believe my lil guy is 4 now! 🥹🐾💖

Introduce yourself with five songs: Love Lines - Annabelle Dinda She - Lydia Von Hof Kiss Me - Sixpence None The Richer Secrets (Home Performance Version) - Faouzia Too Much - Dove Cameron

The muppet show islands in the stream is quickly becoming load bearing to my sanity

I want to see people get old. I don't like seeing celebrities becoming unrecognizable through procedures or surgeries.

Would love if people stoped pretending they don’t know the R word is offensive

Wild that we don't tend to view glasses as disability aids because without my glasses on I can literally only see clearly for NINE INCHES (yes I measured)

Office day 💕 Feels good to be back in person finally

MY MASTER'S DIPLOMA FINALLY CAME IN!!! 🥳🥳🥳

MY MASTER'S DIPLOMA FINALLY CAME IN!!! 🥳🥳🥳

I feel that if you like The Muppets and hate Miss Piggy you don't really understand The Muppets.

I’m so tired of the memes of evil politicians. Like actually so sick and tired. They are not FUNNY, and tbh i think the memes more often than not trivialize them and make them seem less serious. I know there’s a place for satire but i actually think the memes do not accomplish that

Unstoppable force meets unmovable object, but it’s a Jet2 holiday trying to out pizza the hut …is that something?

The anxious people pleaser bat-signal

Had a fantastic outfit idea but the office isn't open since the roads are still icy so I just have to wait :/

Ngl one of the reasons i first stopped using twitter was because people started to feel comfortable using the r-slur. You’re not progressive if you are ableist, get that into your POO BRAIN

Trees are dropping limbs left & right, so I went to move my car and realized one had fallen directly in front of it but hadn't done any damage. Then a northerner came by & let me borrow her ice scraper, so I guess I'm God's favorite today

1) that 17 inch forecast was utter bullshit 2) it was too powdery to pack together well, so in lieu of a snowball fight, I attempted a snow angel & made this little "melting" guy 💕

1) that 17 inch forecast was utter bullshit 2) it was too powdery to pack together well, so in lieu of a snowball fight, I attempted a snow angel & made this little "melting" guy 💕

Being a therapist can be so beautiful 🥰 Being one of the first to know when someone finds out they're expecting, seeing relationships heal in real time, watching someone finally get their spark back... those days are so incredibly fulfilling

Why is it that natural curls are only on their best behavior when you have nowhere to be??? It's like they can sense it & do it on purpose

Sewing by hand takes so much fucking discipline. I love it & it's extremely satisfying to see the end result of a project but holy shit the process to get there takes forever

Office 'fit 💖