Okay, so this is why they revived heroin chic

THEY'RE MAKING A COMEBACK OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The student becomes the master('s degree) 😌🎓 PLUS it's my bday too so I'm another year older AND another degree hotter 🥳

Aster liked my silly new hat until it was on him lol 🎓

Just in case, no pressure 💕 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

The student becomes the master('s degree) 😌🎓 PLUS it's my bday too so I'm another year older AND another degree hotter 🥳

Aster liked my silly new hat until it was on him lol 🎓

Both bday *AND* graduation ceremony tomorrow 🥳 gonna be busy but yay!!!

Just in case, absolutely no pressure www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Both bday *AND* graduation ceremony tomorrow 🥳 gonna be busy but yay!!!

You'll never guess what I just scored for free (neighbor moving out) 👀 A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER, WITH AN EXTRA SCREEN TOO 🥳 physical media for the win

They should invent a stairmaster where you go down the stairs

Happy 4/20 to all those who celebrate 💚🥳

Late morning munchies should be called brunchies

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

ages 15-19. FIFTEEN to NINETEEN. they really do want us all barefoot and pregnant and too exhausted by caretaking to revolt, goddamn

PSA for any Handmaid's Tale fans, the first few episodes of The Testaments are out!!!

clocking in at the yearning factory

I'm never using any of this shit. That's literally protected healthcare information. It's not going anywhere remotely near ai, and I would honestly have concerns about how any therapist who does use it plans to safeguard confidentiality.

The itsy bitsy spider is Sisyphus for babies

what are apples but a mere vessel for peanut butter

I hope this Easter you have somewhere inclusive to celebrate if you want to 🫶 (or peace from any annoying relatives if you don't want to)

Djesus Unchained

I hope this Easter you have somewhere inclusive to celebrate if you want to 🫶 (or peace from any annoying relatives if you don't want to)

The Randy Feltface special I saw in person last year is finally up & I'M SO HAPPY 🥳 I've been wanting to see it again so badly and NOW I CAN

Happy Saint Patrick's 💚 hope all my fellow Irish peeps have fun today

I’m really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired

OCD can burn in hell, actually

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DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

disappointMENt

whatever I happen to wear is a tattoo baddie outfit because I am a tattoo baddie

Genuinely it's so upsetting seeing thinspo & "heroin chic" come back after that shit gave so many people eating disorders last time. And the timing is so blatantly strategic! You can't punch a n@zi if you're starved!

genuinely and unironically, we all need to get Really into poetry rn

I miss having my pink streak but my hair holds temp dye fairly long. I've been visiting family more frequently & my parents would absolutely lose their shit & I don't want to deal with that. Do you see my dilemma??? Alas

Do other people say "hydrate or die-drate" or is that just a me thing

Bridgerton part 2 AND a new Taylor Tomlinson special??? Oooh it's gonna be a good day

save me, warm garlic cheddar mashed potatoes warm garlic cheddar mashed potatoes, save me

The other day talking to someone, tumblr came up & they went "Isn't tumblr full of weirdos? It's a very specific kind of weird—you know what yeah no of course you're on there" lmaooo glad my vibe translates I guess??

Normally I'm pretty good at learning languages, but one time in high school I tried to teach myself Norwegian and the only word I still remember of it is turtle. To be fair I was also learning Spanish and ASL so my brain was busy

Recycle. Refuse. Reduce. Reuse. Repair. Re-gift. Recover.

I would look so much cooler drinking my wine from my unicorn goblet but alas, the lil gremlins in my brain insist the sensory input is Wrong™ & I must choose a less whimsical vessel :/ Mayhaps itd be tolerable if I use a straw? 🤔 But then that'd mess up the vibe bc who the hell drinks wine via straw

To the whimsical baddies (gender neutral), if you've felt like you've been missing your spark recently, allow me to suggest: ✨️glitter nails✨️ The only con is that they don't photograph in a way that does them justice but tbh who cares

Impatient about pretty much everything except for sewing projects, because at least I'll always get something cool out of it

Panchina degli Innamorati (artist: Rodolfo Marasciuolo) in Turin, Italy

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Anyone have tips for recovering from pushing too hard in a workout? I took meds, ate protein, used heat, & I'm drinking liquid iv but it still hurts like a bitch