It is too dang cold for Alabama in May

Yesterday was not the right day to start driving for Uber Eats

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! There’s a mama and 4-6 kittens on my deck! I fed her and then she nursed them. My kid wants to keep them but we already have two!

We have Chick-fil-A at home

Spot the kitty 🧡

Now reduce your fraction…

I made this polymer clay cane so I could turn it into a necklace, earrings, and an anklet but I freakin burned it when I baked the clay

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

On my way to the Cake concert with my boyfriend and his son

This week has a time vortex. There definitely have been extra days.

I think it took my two teens and me two hours to clean our small bathroom yesterday. AND it’s not completely done because I have to go through a couple of containers and get rid of some things. We didn’t even do the cabinets.

97% sure that posts with a typo or other mistake are on purpose to create engagement. People love to feel superior and correct a mistake.

I hate dreams

Kids & boyfriend are busy so I’m gonna go see Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat tonight alone

This cat 🧡

It was clear in 2016, but it should be abundantly clear to everyone by now that the only interest this president and administration has in Christianity is to misuse it as a tool of oppression and self serving power.

Your succulents are industry plants.

Been sleepy all day so of course I can’t sleep now

My 17yo who was 3 1/2 at the time: “Mommy, did you know there was blood in foots?”

Bread & butter baby

Smells like Thanksgiving in my house

I’ve been on the edge of a panic attack for days

In response to the Pope’s anti-war statements, the Pentagon summoned his ambassador and told him that the U.S. has the military power to do “whatever it wants” and that the Catholic Church had better fall in line. As a Christian, as a Protestant, as an American I renounce this as evil.

Oh shit. What’s with Today, Today?

The itsy bitsy spider is Sisyphus for babies

Took a sleepy pill and all it made me was dizzy

I told the dr a week ago that a spot on my foot hurts like crazy sort of off and on and I think I need an X-ray. She maneuvered it a few ways and determined that i didn’t need the X-ray that day because it didn’t seem broken.

This audiobook narrator keeps saying fermiliar

That thing where you go to the store hungry and buy one of everything? It works the opposite way if you just ate. I can’t think of a single thing I need when I’m not hungry.

Throwback to about 15 years ago when one of my dogs sat on the other one

My 🧡 cat is 2 1/2, and I got him as a kitten. For fully 2 years he was wild, didn’t want pets, bit a little sometimes, NEVER got in our laps. The past 6m he’s been getting progressively cuddlier and affectionate and pretty much has stopped biting. He’s the perfect cat.

Movies are freakin expensive

Lots of emotions up here in my house today. One of my kids is crying about some personal stuff, a friend of mine just called me crying, my dad had surgery yesterday and is in lots of pain (not crying, tho, afaik). I don’t know man I guess it’s just time to cry.

Awake! At 3:45am

On my way to get a job

They fight

Headed out with the boyfriend and the kids to splash in a creek 🧺🛶

I drove past this dude today and then saw this posted on Facebook later on. I didn’t read his sign earlier 😂

What the heck, Chattanooga? We’re getting snow today? I hope we don’t get snowed in here though I gotta be home tomorrow.

Whoa whoa whoa calm down

My boyfriend is cooler than your boyfriend

Cousin repierced my ears and it was a HASSLE

I’m so tired of… Nope never mind I’m just tired.

A god that needs violent men in order to succeed is a god invented by violent men.

“Welcome to Dairy Queen; how can we help you celebrate today?”

Piece of cake? For breakfast? No way that’s too much sugar. How about a cinnamon roll then? Oh yes sounds great!