I found a Birkenstock outlet and got Birks for $60!!

Daughter: You’re so old, Mom! 10yo nephew: You can’t be that old. How old are you? Me: I’m almost 50. 10: Well ok that is pretty old.

I am 70% sweat held together by willpower

I walked into the Monet room at MoMA today and cried

We’re in the same room and my daughter is texting me instead of talking

Less than $3 at Buc-cee’s in TN!

I did Uber Eats the past two weekends and made a lot of extra money for my trip north with one of my kids. Gonna be so fun! We’re picking up her cousin to go to camp with us in mid July.

I saw one of my sons today for the first time in a month and he had shaved his mustache. He looked so young! 🫶🏻

A lot of things are crappy rn, but my power bill is going down by $53/m for the next year. I’m grateful for that.

Credit scores are a scam

Happy pride!

It is absolutely not soup weather but i picked up an Uber Eats order from a Thai restaurant and I’ve been thinking about coconut soup for a week. I made some tonight and it is top tier.

Waffle House is healing

It’d be nice if I could get a regular sleeping pattern

4am and I’m still not asleep. That dirty Dr Pepper did me dirty.

Y’all know about this? littlebluecart.com

I’m in a lot of pain, but it’s good pain from doing something fun

Some of yesterday’s excursions around New Orleans

Spent all day trudging around New Orleans yesterday and I don’t think I’ve ever been in this much all-over pain. Every step feels like torture.

Affogato

Got me some train tickets for a short trip out of town. New York trip is postponed so we wanted to do SOMEthing.

Flareup time

I haven’t felt sad in a while but I did today. I think I feel a bit better now but it’s been a down day.

I’m listening to Good Omens and there really are no better actors in the world, past or present, for Crowley and Aziraphale than Tennant and Sheen

You would think, as much as I hate bug bites, I’d buy bug spray and remember to apply it. But you’d be wrong.

@lindsayfickas.bsky.social & @schlazor.bsky.social do y’all have your deer buddy to watch with?

I guess I’ll finish the last 3% of my audiobook that I had to turn off last night because I was falling asleep

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Hotel prices are stupid. Taxes on fees? How bout fees on fees? Taxes on taxes?

I just finished an audiobook about a missing person and now I’ve accidentally started another audiobook about a missing person

My boyfriend: “You should try wearing crocs. It’s like walking on babies.”

My cats are going to write a memoir of how terrible their lives were, meanwhile it’s just “why won’t they leave the doors open all the time so I can go in and out as I please?”

Just bought Mumford tickets with my Uber Eats earnings

Me: "We're having a failure to communicate in here." My daughter when she was 5: "Cake?"

I did a lot of Uber driving today and earned a good amount of money and I’m tired.

My head hurts

I dreamed about finding $32 on the floor

Alabama football

My dad just told me he’s proud of how I handle money

My vacation is postponed because OF COURSE it is. That’s ok I can make more money before I go now.

Making the frosting

I got freakin pulled over because my tag light was out. It felt very like they were checking for *someone* but I was white so the officer was like uh yeah tag light or whatever. No ticket and I’m home now.

My helix piercing has not healed since March. I may have to forego it.

4yo: "[7yo brother] called me a baby!" Me: "ARE you a baby?" 4yo: " No!" Me: "Then don't pay attention to it. His name for you doesn't change who you are."

Why did no one tell me about Khruangbin?

I hope I’m as spry as my neighbor when I’m 85. She does her own yard work complete with pushing the wheelbarrow up a small hill.

My Birks are toast

Tachycardia! At the Beach