Goodbye to a great actress 😎

Earthquake in Ontario last night ‘cause ya’ll so horny for Canadians the earth had to shiver with pleasure

Rozanov: …you like when I am deep? Hollander:yes Rozanov: so deep, like greedy fat boy in chocolate factory Hollander:*moans* rozanov: the Willy wonkas Hollander:*panting* Augustus gloop Rozanov: Da. I am little fat boy sucked up in tight chocolate tube Me: [𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯] this is so hot

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

#abolishice in Union Square yesterday

He was clearly restrained and in no way dangerous. This was a murder. Accountability fucking matters. Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

TW: depiction of ICE committing a murder from verified footage c/o @nytimes.com

“Remain calm. Please do not destroy our city.” ICE is destroying Minneapolis and killing people in the streets. They are defending themselves. What are you asking your people for? What are you waiting for?

The unc who went viral a few weeks ago protesting in MN is back: "5 shots they put into that man's body. How do you look me in the eye and tell me you can justify this? I'm a veteran. I swore an oath back in 1969 to protect this country against all enemies foreign and domestic. This is unbelievable"

CNN cuts to reporter Sara Sidner, who is in distress: "I'm trying to breathe"

“When you see what looks like to almost everybody as a video of an execution? I don’t know if you really have another choice but to show up for your community… I don’t want to be here because it’s -10 degrees, but I don’t know another way to show how much I’m hurting.” #minneapolis

“200 rioters” brother we have fucking eyes

We owe an incredible debt to the Minnesotans who are on the streets protesting and documenting what is happening.

Live in Minneapolis more witnesses detained

Minneapolis community is showing up, pouring water into the eyes of victims at the scene, even though water at -9 will freeze quickly. The crowd has grown within the first half hour, people are getting pushed back but press back in.

We are searching for the woman in a red jacket who captured the ICE situation on video. We heard she was taken by federal agents. If anyone has updates, let us know.

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

Community archives matter. Gather footage. Save and share. Archival work is a way to help if not on the ground.

Don’t believe anything ICE reports. Even if he was armed, you’ve seen the footage. You’ve seen the deaths. Nothing about this is normal. Nothing about this can be accepted.

Live in Minneapolis protect your neighbors protect yourselves. The cameras keep cutting out.

Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.

Live in Minneapolis

Love Heated Rivalry? Then you better support Canada. You think American producers supported this production? You think you could be frothing for Ilya and Shane without a distinct, specific Canadian culture? We’re all in this together. Support Canada.

I heard Heated Rivalry was hot? But nobody told me how SWEET IT IS. LET THE BOYS FLIRT EEEEEEE

Surely, this will fix me.

Calling the monroe doctrine the "Donroe doctrine" is so cartoonishly stupid I can't believe his head hasn't exploded Wile E. Coyote style.

Damn just when Kissinger finally died we get slammed with even dumber Kissinger

well, good luck doing Pinochet 2 (Now With Less Ground Support™️), i’ll be here with all people of conscience and brainpower knowing it’s a goddamn inexcusable moral crime

It's that time again when I share my favorite reads of 2025. As usual, I've cheated. I have my top 10 already-released books, but I've also added two that come out early next year and should be pre-ordered by everyone. I'm a rebel like that. #BestBooksOf2025 #Bookblogger #booksky #FavBooks

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

McSweeney’s reimagined “A Charlie Brown Christmas” as written by the harridan shrew Bari Weiss: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...

CHARLIE BROWN: Lucy, what is this play we’re putting on? LUCY: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. CHARLIE BROWN: That’s a Christmas play? LUCY: Charlie Brown. In this age of mob thinking, it is our duty to resist the crowd.

A new ep of The Editrix is up now! Join us as we talk about getting books published with @jennieegerdie.bsky.social while we laugh our Tetons off. Watch here or listen wherever you get your ‘casts!! youtu.be/1m_Cbao89bk?...

I wish this wasn't so spot on, I really do.

CHARLIE BROWN: I'm depressed. LUCY: It’s because of mainstream media cowardice. In an age of lies, telling the truth is a huge risk. Are you afraid of being silenced because of your “privilege”? How ’bout for the crime of listening to a diversity of opinions?

Savage in the best McSweeney’s tradition. If this damn cartoon means a lot to you (as it does me), please check this out

tfw CBS Sunday Morning “interviews” Dave Portnoy Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...

Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!! My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas

“How do you measure, measure a year?” me: hit me “In daylights?” me: yup “In sunsets?” me: sure “In midnights?” me: fine “In cups of coffee?” me: oh honey we’d allllll be dead

Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas [SATIRE] CHARLIE BROWN: Lucy, what is this play we’re putting on? LUCY: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. The children begin dancing to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...

CHARLIE: There's something wrong with me. I just don’t understand Christmas. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel. LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.

Today in @mcsweeneys.net definitive proof nothing has changed at CBS under Bari Weiss, not one bit www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...

If you don’t read and enjoy this, you are a member of the woke mob

Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!! My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas

LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...

Sitting back with my electric foot massager lookin like the Maxwell tape ad

True story: Last week at family thanksgiving, I told my Aunt-in-law “I fucked my way through all the cousins in the family until I found the richest one to marry.” AMA

During family thanksgiving, I said I’m grateful for “Grandma-in-law serving cunt.” AMA