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stage Director, please don’t fire me because of my bluesky | nycfc | the 24 hour plays
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I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the
@dramaleague.bsky.social
put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.
over 1 year ago
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The Frangellicle Ball, is that something
7 months ago
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damn rejection is so good
8 months ago
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i've got a phrase stuck in my head, and it's "john proctor is the doctor"
about 1 year ago
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BLUE BALLS NYCFC
about 1 year ago
🚨NEW POD🚨
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WE TALK: 🏠Full Hour on Home Opener🤩 🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶 🖍️Porter Hot Seat🧯 and MORE (banter ends at min. 6:15 btw) subscribe luvlies 💙🔵🔵
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S11E3: Shore Thing
This was the day we truly became Season Eleven, Blue Ballers. Jake and Trey can't help themselves — your boys in blue devote the WHOLE episode to a man-by-man and play-by-play unpacking of the 2-1 vic...
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LinkedIn Park, is that something?
about 1 year ago
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I feel like letterboxd people are gonna go apeshit for Mickey 17 out of spite
about 1 year ago
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tisch undergrads stay winning and stay sort of wristy and effete while being married to strong women, all love to sean baker
about 1 year ago
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BLUE BALLS NYCFC
about 1 year ago
🚨NEW POD🚨 (new season!)
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WE TALK: 🙂 Mixed Bag Miami 🙃 📝 Gaffer Grade? 🤔 🤏 The Pinch/Celly 🕺 🪽 LAF-we'll C 😳 and MORE subscribe bbs 💙🔵🔵
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S11E1: The Man Who Stared At GOAT
We're back, blue bitches, for Season Eleven! Jake and Trey, your boys in blue, are so excited to talk to you about NYCFC's season opener that we're pinching ourselves in the neck to make sure we're no...
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Beastars season 3 is very good, I know this isn’t important and the world is ending and this is for an audience of zero even among my followers but I still need to post it because of my mental illness.
about 1 year ago
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The last five years but it’s an Otessa Moshfegh style essayist who pens a hit autofiction novel and then cucks her loser actor boyfriend who can’t book anything but summerstock.
about 1 year ago
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David Cote
over 1 year ago
The Brutalist is if you tried to imitate the best bits of The Master and There Will Be Blood but your dialogue has gone through google translate and you use heroin, holocaust and rape as character traits. Gripping opening scene but then there’s 3+ hours after it.
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god I wish I could read a really excellent pan of the brutalist
over 1 year ago
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Got to see suffs tonight
over 1 year ago
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Liam
over 1 year ago
@jakebeckhard.bsky.social
said something (on a soccer podcast) about how broadway is just becoming ip works because it’s most accessible to tourists (put much more eloquently) and it’s seeming more and more true every announcement
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I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the
@dramaleague.bsky.social
put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.
over 1 year ago
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Cuck chair? Haha, no that’s my
over 1 year ago
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Norm Charlatan
over 1 year ago
They got him looking like a dude who would choose to play for the Italian national team after coming through the USMNT youth setup.
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whats the ceo of medica up to
over 1 year ago
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what’s good how’s everyone doing this thanksgiving, anybody texted their hs crushes yet
over 1 year ago
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Was not in any way prepared for Liza colon zayas as Mrs Claus
over 1 year ago
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Brilliant-Chanot-Ballouchy manager triumvirate inbound. Get Roman up ins.
@blueballspod.bsky.social
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over 1 year ago
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Damn, last night was a movie, haha (the 10:15pm showing of Conclave at Lincoln Square)
over 1 year ago
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Now the assistant coaches are sequestered until the end of the conclave, right?
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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francis wolf
over 1 year ago
why would trans people do this
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Ben Schrager
over 1 year ago
Went ahead and made a theater starter pack, feel free to use and share. I’m still tinkering with it, so if you wanna be added or taken off, let me know
go.bsky.app/UyEF2PM
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manifesting a spot on the new plays white boys starter pack
over 1 year ago
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dear lord I don’t want to ruin my brand on here already but there is a woman with a dogeared water damaged copy of the aeneid and a, just, wilding-out boob situation on the 1 train. it feels like dimes square invented an austin powers fembot.
over 1 year ago
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Idk what I use this platform for. I gotta put away a weekend to go on a drunk bender and do some posting about like, club crackers or Tim Rice or something.
over 1 year ago
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belated Halloween (Serena is Niagara Falls, I am the lawn from the fílm Blue Velvet)
over 1 year ago
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Disgusted Marge? She’s old news.
over 1 year ago
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The Outfield
over 1 year ago
Escaping the X cesspool? Check out the
#NewYorkCityFC
starter pack. Will update with more
#nycfc
follows as more people get here. Comment if we missed anyone 👇
go.bsky.app/G6Jn3ed
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