I woke up in a fetal position *across* the top of the bed, with a Chris Brown song in my head. Where do I even go from here

Jacob Lawrence, And people all over the South began to discuss this great movement, 1940-41 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134633

🚨 PSA 🚨

Uncocoon

I need to de-hermit.

There’s not enough lifetime for one lifetime

I also want to design & make genderfluid lingerie

I just wanna learn stuff, make stuff, and observe stuff

Woodworking. I would be building furniture and sheds and built ins. I would also like to design, make, and lay my own tiles. Also textiles. Weaving. Rug making. And foraging. And I want to have 2 6-week training camps per year in a sport of my choice.

I can’t watch the sports

WELP LMAO

The Knicks fucked up

Even if you're not a parent, be a good villager.

i don't understand the aversion to connecting w/people (you know), ESPECIALLY in the face of everything trying to keep us disconnected right now you yearning but don't wanna connect. want community but don't wanna connect. lonely but don't wanna connect. i am confusion. (no explain bc IDC enough)

I asked the dealer what gives with all these bloated vehicles and he said it’s not a problem because EVs 🙄

And then you blinding everybody with these headlights? No. And you don’t know how to park them. Climbing down from these office buildings. The planet already burnt up!

I have a wee baby hatchback now and she and I go together for real. I have put a loveseat in the back of that car. I have carried an exhibition’s worth of paintings in that car. I have transported 8ft stretcher bars, doors, and a whole portable wall in that car. A wall! That is my girl.

Gimme something small and zippy that can park anywhere and haul more shit than you’d ever suspect A manual golf GTI? Fucking dreamboat

It’s doo doo

When I tell you I love hatchbacks with my whole heart. LOVE. All I want is a civic. And golf. A mercedes A class. Shit a honda jazz. A ford fiesta. A focus 😩

Me and the dog almost got jumped. I just lost weight good god That dog looks like one of the wildlings north of the The Wall too

I would like one coffee in bed please

Recession indicator: me and my friend casually discussing if we were pressed about living more than another 10 years

This entire country feels like a “Going Out of Business” Big Lots.

Lemme get into Jamie on Jeopardy. I have a crush on his safety first approach to daily doubles

There’s a theory in psychology that describes this phenomenon. There are a bunch of principles & this one’s called the figure-ground law. It describes how we organize our visual field into figures & (back)ground. The arrow is hard to see b/c your mind relegates it to the ground. It’s just “the rest”

I have found the most perimenopausal painting.

As an Asian, cabbage is very good. As an American, I know when the media starts talking about how cabbage is very good it means we’re about to get real poor

I’m a take this opportunity to shout out www.blackmen.build because they’re doing it and they have chapters across the country.

The women’s bathroom on a night out can be one of the all time best places on earth

My favorite long lady & her morning routine

This story is absolutely bananas and maybe the most dystopian shit I have ever read. It’s a real indictment of…now Imagine an economy in which it is a viable choice to clip a big rig

Me and my artwork right now 😑

Aymara huallasor mantle, southern altiplano, Bolivia, 18th or 19th century, Camelid wool.

We all have days like this

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Violet the cat on duty to day Looking after Tatu & Jeremy

I am entirely too excited about this

This is a level of life I will never attain

Finally.

Lowdown, Breathe, Receive. 👀

“Everybody’s using AI for everything nowadays, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square, and then resurrected virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

Between Orban’s loss, these astronauts, and this little bit of vitamin D? It’s a little pep in your girl’s step

His name was written all over the republic platform. Shit he was the keynote speaker at cpac at least once

Orbán funded CPAC and the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025. I wonder what he got in return? 🤔 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

I am actively joyous that they voted him out. It is so good I can’t even believe it’s true

I'm surprised that this Kickstarter by animator/storyteller Frank Abney (Spider-Verse, Soul, Coco, Big Hero 6) isn't fully funded yet. A Black western? Count me in: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fra...

I love this woman’s work