Manchester, 1976, by John Bulmer. The shoes!

Spring rolls (noun): The excess weight from Christmas that you've still not shifted in late March

The Buachaille, taken from Beinn a' Chrùlaiste

I’ve finally deleted my X (Twitter) account after around 15 years on the platform. It served me well and I made a lot of friendships there. However I didn’t like what it had become and barely used it, so it follows in the footsteps of the cesspit known as Facebook which I quit a few years back

Beautiful views from Ben Lawers today… and first tan lines of the year!

Sheffield, August 1966, by Roger Mayne.

Nice hike around the local area this afternoon.

Tomorrow (Tuesday) will be the first day I’ve been out of a job in 40 years. No retirement for me though: the job hunt is in full swing.

'Solitary Tree & amA Dusting Of Snow' This is one of those locations that I have had in my head for a possible image, should the conditions suit. Earlier in the month when we had a light dusting of snow I stopped by to make an image.

A nice walk over Houndkirk Moor and Burbage this afternoon.

The Dordogne sounds like a great name for a trampoline.

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Blue hour at the door

This is a Barn Owl, basking in the morning sun in Sheffield, United Kingdom 🪶 Most female Barn owls have spotted chests and males are usually all white. They have extremely sensitive hearing, and heart shaped faces that collect sound, and their ears are not visible. #photography by Robert Scoular

'Island in The Sun' First new image of the year. Nice to get one early in the bag. More info in the alt text…

A nice little wander over the moors South West of Sheffield this morning

Gateway to Glencoe

Blue birds huddling together for warmth

🎵Away in a manger, the French for 'to eat', a oisseau's a birdy, and pieds is your feet. 🎵

How many has your constituency given to almost 33,000 signatures to ban driven grouse shooting? Top constituences: Derbyshire Dales, 256; High Peak, 217; Sheffield Hallam, 213. A clutch of @uklabour.bsky.social seats in the Peak District. Plz sign & repost petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Just thinking about dad jokes I’ve made which have annoyed/embarrassed my children. For example in a restaurant I ordered a coke. The waitress asked if I wanted a pint or a half. I said “Better make it a half, I’m driving”. No one laughed, apart from me.

A beautiful sunrise at the loch this morning 🌅 #scotland

Of course this is just 4 characters, but still it's comedy gold...