Headline: "Man charged with planting bombs near the Capitol claims he’s covered by Trump pardon." I hope this defense works lmao.

I’m fine with purgatory. Heaven seems like a lot of obligations.

quoth the raven, demi moore

Literally.

Pretty cool past five minutes: PTA wins an Oscar, Junior Caminero homers off of Paul Skenes, and Ryan Coogler wins an Oscar.

I’m just happy Bruce Pearl is upset.

Trump’s reliance on info that feeds into his confirmation biases played out in 2020, culminating in Jan 6. Now we’re seeing it on an international scale as he ignored warning from advisors about Iran. Cool that voters are realizing their mistake, but the damage they’ve done will last for decades.

No matter who wins the Big East, America loses.

I wonder if any MAGA are having second thoughts about reversing every renewable energy policy they could find. Of course they don’t lol.

We’re “not ready” to escort oil tankers through the strait of Hormuz. So f****** incompetent. This has to be the most shoot, ready, aim administration in history.

Mark DeRosa lol

State of the Union 2026: our authoritarian government is sowing discord, violence and suffering all over the world while half the people in charge are waddling around in oversized clown shoes lest they offend Dear Leader who gifted them.

The stock market rebounds and finishes up 200+ points after starting the day down over 600 points because Trump says the Iran War is "very complete." If there was any logic to the world, it should have fallen even farther after the idiot said "very complete."

Watching Goodfellas on AMC. Half the movie is silent. Better than dubbing in “frick” or “gosh darnit”.

“‘President Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time,’ said White House spokesman Kush Desai.” I need proof, please.

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I'm just going to go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction. 👽 👾

Always nice to see Christian Nationalist End Times Whack Jobs high up in the military chain of command.

TIL: Ratner is in the Epstein files, sitting on the couch with a woman and Epstein himself. Perfection.

Every accusation is a confession

Oof.

“Quad is dead.” Absolutely brilliant, @rodger.bsky.social

The entire Prosperity Gospel industry would like to have a word, Jesus Gets Us LLC.

It’d be funny if the guy is a rocket scientist.

Congrats, Coinbase. Worst commercial in a first half of shitty Super Bowl commercials! Leave it to a crypto company.

Almost made me patriotic for a moment

“Subliminal mindfuck America,” is what my sources are telling me. The actual lyrics of the song.

What’d Billy say? Fuck America?

NBC News guy, just before I bailed so as to not see the interview, made sure to note that the annual pre-SB presidential interview took place before Trump posted the "racist" video. Good on him.

blow up your local data center

Bugonia was amazing. Jesse Plemons was robbed.

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popping popcorn and cranking up tom petty's free fallin' as i hit refresh on the bitcoin chart

Is that so? “We will not allow our Courthouses, Federal Buildings, or anything else under our protection, to be damaged in any way, shape, or form," Trump posted.

Apple mocking Floridians. Probably deserved.

Brett Ratner always struck me a kinda douche-y but I didn't realize he was a "director of Melania documentary" level of douche.

Rep Omar went after his ass! ✊

CNN: "The Consumer Confidence Index for January declined 9.7 points to a reading of 84.5, the lowest since 2014, surpassing the lows of last year when Trump unveiled stiff tariffs and the depths of the pandemic recession in 2020." Just a complete and total own-goal by an idiot egomaniac.

Any other Floridians getting text after text after text this morning from Alex Vindman?? Glad you’re running for senate, bro, but chill with the spam!

The games industry outgrosses books, movies and TV--combined. That's nuts. And I'm old!

Per CNN: "Fox News said Tom Homan should be sent to Minnesota — 20 minutes later, Trump did exactly that." The. Worst. Timeline.

Tom Homan is on his way to Minneapolis. That should de-escalate things.

Nothing strikes me as more politically naive than “Invoke the 25th!”

I know that people are defending the actions of ICE. Those people are hardcore MAGA. I have to believe more people—including Trump voters—are seeing these murders, doublespeak and hypocrisy for what it is, a slow-burning Reichstag Fire 2.0.

TIL the guy whose college football podcast I got into this season also writes powerful stuff like this. Thank you.

They’re the tyrants they’ve been warning us about. It’s them.

So often I think, “He won the popular vote.”

The things people will defend is frankly terrifying. In for a penny, in for a pound is the motto of America under Trump. Zero principles but führerprinzip.

“They entered the country illegally” sounds more impartial than “I’m a fucking racist” but it usually means the same thing.

[email protected] please tell me your (current/former) libertarian colleagues are freaking out about this.

Let me get this right, we're at war with Minneapolis and Denmark? Do Trump's people just hate the cold? Is that why they love climate change? Less cold?