It’s a comfort to know that, no matter how badly I screw up, I’m still doing better than Steven Feldman.

Trying to catch up on this crypto crash and … uh … is this what non-sports people hear when we talk about sports? Because there are words here but … www.tradingview.com/news/invezz:...

It’s well past time to take away grandpa’s keys.

Chris Murphy on Fox News Sunday: "If you're a conservative in this country, you should care about the fact that your govt is intentionally hurting kids. You should care about the fact that this govt is violating the 4th, 2nd, and 1st Amendment every single day. This is a lawless administration."

10 MINUTES FROM NOW

I always read “Tom Homon” as “Tom Hooman” like it’s something his dog calls him. Also I really hope he doesn’t have a dog, not pup deserves that

Really working on being less of a grammar cop this year. But jebus, it’s Should HAVE!!!

When I was in the Navy, “you just killed a shipmate” was a common training retort to someone who wasn’t paying attention. That your lack of attention to detail was dangerous. It was not a pithy saying that meant “oops my bad.” It was a directive to get your fucking head out of your fucking ass.

Feels like a Ron Gant joke is dying to be set free

My blackmail letter is raising questions that are already answered by my blackmail letter

What did we do before we had buses to throw people under?

For your consideration: *Muscatel Mondays *Tequila Tuesdays *Whisky Wednesdays *What was I thinking Thursdays *Flaming Dr Pepper Fridays *Shitfaced Saturday *Sleep it off Sundays

Interesting Super Bowl rematch. Maybe this time the Seahawks will give the ball to Marshawn

I kinda think a ball that hits his hands might be catchable?

Me, dropping my phone for the fifth time today

Incredible football game. But you know what would make it better? Snow…

Ram’s Special Teams…

Brady always looks and sounds like he’s on the verge of laughing

A naked boot is not an aggressive call

RUN THE DANG FLEA FLICKER!

Proposal: a live action electric football game.

Probably easier to get away with holding in this weather

Put a spy on Drake

I understand annoying ads serve a purpose of staying with you. But if your ad is annoying that I mute it? Uber Eats, that is not a good ad.

Come on, buddy. Slow and Stiddy wins the race

Americans have a habit of trying to compare all authoritarianism to Nazi Germany. I think in some ways i think it is comforting to view authoritarianism as a foreign ideology. If you want to understand our current authoritarian moment, you need to look to our own past, not to Europe 1/x

No Boutte for you!

Stidham!

“Points matter.” Wow. How much does Bill Cowher get for that kind of sharp analysis?

“Dogs in snow” is my favorite genre of winter pics

The moral arc isn’t gonna bend itself.

Mr Rogers says “Fuck ICE”

Look for the helpers? Alex Pretti was a helper. He was an ICU nurse at the VA. The State didn’t care that he was a helper. They murdered him in cold blood.

Her name is Potsy

What did (or didn’t) Chuck Schumer do now?

Need a name for my happy, motivational flower pot. In the running: * Daisy * Winnie * Piper * Potsy Or one If your own. What say you?

Okay you win. Cheer is definitely a sport.

It’s weird that the national championship game isn’t on any broadcast channels

Football vs Baseball approach to difficult calls Football: creates a rule system so complicated as to be indecipherable and thus impervious to criticism. Baseball: “You can’t be balkin’ like that!”

Not so infallible now, are ya, Pope

OH NO! DISASTER!

That was Chicago’s greatest fadeaway jumper since Michael and Scottie were playing together

There was definitely some Pope-in’ going on during that TD

Good to see Analytics Derangement Syndrome is alive and well at the halftime break. 🙄

Is it better to have first and goal from the nine or first and ten from the 11?

The only pitcher in ML history to notch 20 win, 20 loss, and 20 save seasons. Rest in peace

Holding out for Pumpkin Spice…

Welcome to “What is a Catch?” Theatre

If Nick Chubb married Chuba Hubbard, he’d be Chuba Chubb

I laugh every time Joe Buck says “Boutte”