Have a meh #NFTday if you endorse 😑 The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰 I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴‍☠️ adventures. You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅

Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay arrrgh! 🏴‍☠️ Pirates of the Southlands Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea. #haladriel #saurondriel

repost with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better. (didn't make this meme, just love it lmao) #authors

🧝‍♀️💞🧝‍♀️ Galadriel reunites with her daughter in Valinor 💔 #celebrianhalfmaia angst 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

👑 Galadriel reconsiders her place at her new husband's side. 🍋 NSFW 🎁 A little treat for myself of my birthday. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218... #haladriel

A thing I wrote on Tumblr about my experiences with canon messing up on ships I liked, and how fandom gets you through. conundrumoftime.tumblr.com/post/7278939...

Happy #ActorsDay! 🎭 …and the award goes to… 🥁🥁🥁🥁 #Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄

Here is a picture of Elrond for your timeline

NEW TITLE ALERT! “Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other. How long can then deny their dark desires? (The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎) #haladriel #saurondriel

We've heard you! Due to the mods (and some of you) having an ultra-busy September, we've moved the reveal date to October 1st! For those of you who are already done, submissions will still open THIS FRIDAY, and remain open throughout September for you to add to the collection!

Galadriel's Monster. Fourth Age: The Return From The Void The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian. It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀 #haladriel #saurondriel #artairon —— Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!

Aman’s Lovers (aka #Haladriel) True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn? High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires? Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot? I guess we’ll never know! 🤷‍♀️ #MysteriesOfArt

OK! Here is a 'Haladriel' feed, which includes Haladriel posters/writers/fanartists and general mentions of Haladriel or Saurondriel across Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fxxp2535yzz2n4vs42ngb6hd/feed/aaaov5pporac6

The Adventures of the Evil, No Good, Very Bad Sexy Sauron, and That Hat EPISODE 1: Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?) In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃

🚪Sauron shuts the door between them. 🎨 Art by Klimt. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218... #haladriel #saurondriel

I want to be the most feared Dark Lord and then go home and get forehead kisses.

Barbion the Admirably Pink …I don’t know what happened, guys! I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷‍♀️ … so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie! There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.

Come on love, draw your swords. Haladriel Ancient Rome AU

Horny and the Pissed This epic fairytale is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios. Immerse yourself in the world of the sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Elven gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia). It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller. It’s a fantasy porn! 🥳 #haladriel #saurondriel

Holy… 😳 *inserts the horniest if GIFs*

A cosmic connection.

I’ll just leave it here because, holy shit!, I fantasise about my Mordor Babes on daily bases 🫠 #haladriel #saurondriel

Fictional character I would give an invite code to …and as a bonus, a real person I would give an invite code to 😌

My holy trinity: the ears, the mole, and the height difference 😌 #Haladriel #Saurondriel

Can’t wait for Halloween…or the first semi-logical excuse I can think of 👀 #Halbrand

Don’t start… 👀 #Haladriel