sauron really did kill his boyfriend then go to buy a box of black hair dye smh

Today sucked. But man, fandom cooked.

I’m reading byler fic daily and voraciously; it’s wild how long it’s been since I’ve had a WAIT. THAT’S NOT ACCURATE TO THE 1989-1992 TIMEFRAME HERE, gtfo

@stewbiedoo.bsky.social this is a mortifying question to ask you but I’m doing it. In 1989, in a nowhere town like, say the places we have lived in that decade, would salmon be on the menu at a nice place? I was seven so I cannot be fierce in my — we learned about salmon in like 1992ish

finally my worst son comes home

Turned up the brightness and zoomed in, HELLO

a successful 40s-era marriage is making the love of your life cry laughing and then you’re cry laughing and after you admit that you almost peed your pants and they go “same” and die laughing again

part of me foaming at the mouth for a potential JCB Celeborn is JCB V CHARLIE IS VERY MUCH LITERALLY TAILOR MADE FOR ME.

Anyway I'm hoping TROP s3 brings me what I want most of all: Sauron/Celeborn shipbait.

Was deep in someone’s tumblr blog earlier looking for gifs and thinking of the au where I was into Stranger Things the whole time. In 2016, top Lizzen fandoms: lady Ghostbusters ofc, clexa OBVIOUSLY, ambient mcu. Also the year I posted my viral Zootopia fic.

“Holes?”

I appear to be unable to stop bylering out.

Anyway I’m city planner adjacent and discovering this has me full of hot takes about Ted Wheeler’s decision making about the house he bought in, let’s say, early-mid sixties. Like. I want to do a full fucking analysis of this map.

this is subtweeting but it’s one thing to spend most of my free time in a mlm fantasy with a bunch of girls gays and theys -& surprisingly some boys and another to be fiercely made aware irl & in a social online setting that (some) men are trash and think women are dirt / think I’m an annoying gnat

ughhhhhhhh I love my wife so much send tweet

liiiiiiike how was I supposed to interpret this scene. I who have watched television critically for decades. What am I supposed to do with this. They’re just really good childhood friends!

Don’t worry, princess 💝💞💕

hell yeah Joyce Byers can’t afford suppressants, I’m cackling. THAT’S AMERICA FOR YOU. I am deeply annoyed tho that fandom is firmly in the Alpha Mike, Omega Will, camp. YALL BORING AND WRONG. (The fic is still very very very good, I can hold my nose and enjoy it).

what do you mean these sex scenes have to have some kind of connection to the rest of the story

Wine drunk and reading a metric ton of Omegaverse. God bless the days when fandom could be outrageously filthy and god bless Jensen and Jared. I want to send them both a fruit basket. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO HOT TOGETHER THAT SOME INSANE WOMEN CAME UP WITH THE MOST INSANE AU OF ALL TIME

Anyway.

I cannot believe how much I enjoy Omegaverse these days. I avoided it FOR YEARS AND YEARS. I was there when the magic was written and I DID NOT READ. And now I’m like yes please tell me all about it, stud, scent that boy good.

Agree with all of this. The humbling you feel when writing in a zeitgeist and the stats are on a curve and I look all of it and go what am I doing here. Why am I feeling this way. What do I actually want. And WHAT I WANT always is connection and community and stats don’t do that for you.

It’s my BIRTHDAY today and I am determined to be as gay as possible today 🌈💙💛🥂💅

lol writing a lil lovebomb fic and dedicating it to my wife (it’s very inspired by how hyperfixated I am rn about my wiiiife) and lol she’s never gonna read it (she only reads my femmeslash) WHICH IS FINE 😅 and also oh my god this is such a love letter to my wiiiife

I was reminded just now how my fandom life used to be just nonstop haladriel wank cycles. Like. That was my fandom day in and out. I’m watching a (redacted) discord collapse and I’m having flashbacks.

I have such hair envy. I want my hair to look like a messy curly mop (it does, just longer and salt and peppery colored).

Girl, get off my dick. lolololol I’m never going to actually watch every episode of this show.

Truly one of the wildest wips I’m waiting DESPERATELY to update is an Omegaverse cleradin miscarriage angst fic. Just layers of things I don’t usually read and yet I’m YEARNINGGGG for this final chapter so much.

My company is getting their money’s worth out of me this week. UGHHHH

earlier than ‘23

BlueSky: "Putting the 'dick' in 'god that fictitious bloke's got a massive dick' since '23"

If you know me... you know I had to! #GoodOmens3

man, am I still at this restaurant or what? drowning in it. never have I ever had a hyperfixation exactly like this one. bless.

My dream for TROP S3 is that the fandom won’t try to eat each other this cycle and we can all concentrate on the REAL enemy: the idea that Kemen is the Witch King.

HAPPY FIVE YEARS

Did I look at this gif longer than necessary? maybe so. Don’t let bylertwt focus in on Will’s fingers or they might feel too gay.

I remember when flames were written by humans.

bylertwt is actually debating if tops can get fingered. yall their clit is up there, you don’t want ur top to have an amazing orgasm bcs that’s too gay or whatever???? what. w h a t.

Ao3 comment I just received.

#TROPRewatch is back in Rhûn for S2.02 'Where the Stars are Strange', so! here is a thread for my thoughts on why there's something elf-related - and specifically Sindarin elf-related - going on in TROP Rhûn.

Project Hail Mary fuckingggg slaaaapped that was hopecore goodness 🥹🥹🥹

“It honestly made me rethink goodbyes. Like maybe nothing is ever really final. Maybe we do see each other again, somewhere, somehow. Whether it’s here, or somewhere we don’t even understand yet.” WELP.

Lube, dirty talk, and several fingers

K8: hey Lizzen, I'm trying to think of iconic moments of Will crying and who better to ask. Lizzen: I was born for this moment. This is my time!! I am the right person to ask!!!!!!! Ps my favorite will byers crybaby sceeeeene of all time:

Imagine one of the greatest romance and smut writers just constantly in your DMs for days detailing a giant fic about your favorite two disaster boys im dying im crying im wrecked 🌀💫💙

failing is hot girl behaviour 🫵🏻💥

you can check out any time you like but you can never leave