Dolly said, "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated"

oh they’re REALLY committed to the bit

Wild wild wild to be writing fic again. I’ve wanted to write all year and just not!!! had time!!?? energy???? And then I ahem’d the new Dracula and I’m ???? WRITING??? It’s a good lil fix it and I’m enjoying smushing words together.

Fandom never had it so good as when we were on LiveJournal.

Dracula A Love Tale seems to be a remix of my favorite parts of 1992 Dracula with Added Longing, and it is healing the part of me that died hating Nosferatu (no kinkshame just not my kink)

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

A stranger wearing his wife’s face is the Galadriel that Celeborn meets centuries later. She’s a storm, a pillar of incandescent rage. Maybe the radiant maiden dancing under the trees of Doriath amongst flowering blooms really is long dead, he thinks.

LOVE HER

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

[looking at the gettysburg address] “that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Jesus after coming back to Earth:

what teenagers think ppl in fandoms do when they reach their 30's:

THAT’S MY JACKET. (I think I saw the face of god during that scene)

The whole cast is phenomenal

As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.

Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to

peter jackson has a lot to answer for but long distance erotic ósanwë isn’t one of them. that’s 100% canonical and accurate, from his mouth to g-d’s ears

I’m not a stranger things but I do love all the big trending sounds on the clock app so months of singing CHRISSY WAKE UP has me settled in to finally enjoy a joseph quinn ship. (nevermind being a huge Evans Human Torch fan of olden times; let’s goooo)

Fantastic Four 2025 thoughts: okay but what are the mechanics of getting Shalla Bal and Johnny to fuck on that board cos once I crack that bit of xeno, I have a fic idea.

House of R has an episode celebrating Inception and SO THIS IS A POST CELEBRATING “PATIENCE, A STEADY HAND,” THE GREATEST WORK OF FANFICTION EVER WRITTEN.

The jumbotron would catch me rewatching episodes of The Crown while playing solitaire and snuggling my cat

Look Out. 2026.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Haven’t had big ugly cry tears after a work event in a loooooong long time. Alas.

The final episode of THE ACOLYTE premiered on this day last year

oshamir got their happy ending. that never happens in star wars. cancellation was a bummer but that means osha and q are fucking around, literally and figuratively, on that island forever

becoming more accepting of peoples stranger kinks and dubious interests is an interesting experience because i have never once felt threatened by anyone who jorked it to the weird shit, but i have felt very threatened by normies and vanillas who believe everything should be normy and vanilla.

I had to explain to some teenagers the other day about how there used to be a magazine you looked at to see what was on TV so you could choose what to watch and when, bc what was on at the set times was all you got

Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.

Tagging myself as one of those bad old haladriels wtf

Being a manager is absolutely the most rewarding experience aND THE ABSOLUTE WORST at the same time. I am about to have a tour of very difficult conversations, bless. Mixed in with being a geriatric millennial perfectionist terrorized by all of my bosses and I also think capitalism is a racket

I will always refer to myself as a recovering reylo and I hate tros, but I watched the third act reylo scenes and I’m kicking my feet and twirling my hair. Ughhhh. They loved each other so much.

Hey, Mr. Producer! (1998) only being available on yt (and physical CDs or taped on VHS if lucky) remains wild to me. ALSO THE ENTIRE CONCERT REMAINS WILD TO ME.

ISB headquarters looking a little brighter this evening

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

Also, 5 months post op, when I am still, when I am mindful, it is shocking how much I absolutely can tell two organs and seven trash organs were removed from my belly. I can’t say it’s the incandescence I was promised on Al Gore’s internet but it’s occasionally a feeling of lightness and absence.

The MCU finally did it.

ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g

Ironheart!! It’s really rad! I’m very hyped to see where this is all headed and very much enjoying some brand new MCU ships.

Half tempted to change my summary to “Arwen and her peepaw,” @liminalzone.bsky.social

This article evidences a failure to understand that long, detailed reports are written by seething balls of rage in the guise of people, who long for the chance to curse out the people who don’t read those reports and then go off and do some stupid bullshit the reports told them not to do.