Elaine is injured?!?! #dwts

Not trying to be an asshole but is it just me or does Snell look like he has the suds?

dodgers not only have the other 29 fanbases against them, the entire world wants to see canada steal a world series from the US

We salute Astros sleeper agent George Springer on a job well done

i like it when baseball guys hug each other and jump up and down

I KNEW GEORGE WOULD SAVE US

Save Us George Springer Save us

ITS THAT DAY OF THE WEEK WHERE YOU NEED TO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TEXT ELAINE TO 21523

I fear that all of my years of saying “I hate birds” have come back to haunt me.

Author clearly did not not seen Ryan Pressly come out to his version of God’s Gonna Cut You Down in 2023.

Canada should get it this year. America doesn't deserve the big baseball trophy

Tuned into Chicago Med for the first time in years. WHAT DO YOU MEAN OWEN HAS BEEN SHOT

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TEXT ELAINE TO 21523

I’m now adding the Blue Jays to the Passionate category

This is fun, so here's mine! #MLB postseason rooting order: PASSIONATE 1. Brewers BANDWAGON 2. Padres 3. Tigers 4. Blue Jays I LIKE THEM 5. Guardians 6. Cubs SURE I GUESS 7. Reds 8. Phillies NOT ROOTING BUT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO WIN A WS 9. Red Sox HELL NO 10. Yankees 11. Mariners 12. Dodgers

the houston astros have been eliminated from playoff contention

Astros are out by a HBP. Which really sums up the 2025 season.

I need the guardians to win so I can be put out of my misery

A double steal?! Who are we?!

Accidentally bought Cinnamon Raisin bagels instead of Cinnamon Swirl. I hate raisins. Please pray for me during this difficult time.

I’ve decided the vibe for the rest of the season is silly goofy. Not going to stress or scoreboard watch, because at the end of the day: We make it to the postseason, it’s objectively hilarious. If we miss the postseason, it’s also objectively hilarious.

Bad news, they did

Bad news, the Astros can lose today.

Just in time for Dancing with the Stars.

Good news, the Astros can’t lose today.

I need Nabers to get the ball.

Whatever I’m going to watch love island games

Framber’s pitching means nothing if our bats do nothing

BRANTLEY AND ENSBERG DIDNT MAKE THE ALL CENTURY TEAM?! Someone who still has an account on the other hell site please vote for one of them on my behalf.

What a nice shutout the Mariners have going. It’d be a shame if an Astro were to ruin it…

Thanks I hate it

🕯️run support🕯️

I hope Dubon gets to see the boot before it goes back to the team store

DAS BOOT

Three down, zero to go. That’s what we call a good ole fashioned SWEEEEEEP

Two down, one to go

I wonder if the Mariners’ Etsy witch can find me a boyfriend

1 down 2 to go

See y’all in March

I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind (where that Yordan injury did not just happen)

446ft? Those are Yordan numbers

I need to know what girl Framber pissed off so much that she hired an Etsy witch to curse him

So uhhhh is this guy eligible for the postseason?

So now that it’s confirmed that none of the messages on the bullets were pro-trans, maybe we should have a national conversation about how multiple newspapers repeated a lie about us on their front pages hours after doubts had already been cast over it?

Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up

Reminder: 19 children and 2 teachers were murdered in Uvalde.

Russia flying into Poland, on Trump’s watch, is yet another reminder that appeasing dictators NEVER works

Nooooo not Luis, why couldn’t it have been that other guy?