TUCKER WEARING 23 FOR BRANTLEY YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Does anyone know if Ted Cruz was at the game today?

At least my fantasy QB made to a conference championship game? Go Rams I guess

I’m two years clean from buying Funko Pops. I thought I was safe. Then they released an Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy pop. I must remain strong.

Heartbreak Houston strikes again

I feel like my stomach is going to fall out of my butthole

Called 911 to report a fire (off the highway, I wasn’t affected just a witness) and was on hold for five minutes 😳

The orange coat Ron Funches is wearing in tonight’s episode of #TheTraitorsUS looks like it belongs in Seth Rollins’ closet

enjoy baseball this year fans because 2027 is going to be a biblical lockout

I’m sorry but you can’t have Shohei and Tucker on the same team, that is too much cutie-patootie on one team

thanks for cam smith bozos

what the fuck

Just saw the video of Michael Brantley hanging out with Springer and Tucker. Please respect my privacy during this time

Coughed too much and fractured a rib

Turns out I’m marrying Steve Harrington? This is great news.

Someone who pays closer attention to this stuff, were we even in the conversation of teams in the running?

Oh yeah, this is going to be fun.

I lied, everyone here is conservative

I’m in friendly territory

Was going to treat myself to the Lego Stranger Things Creel House set but now I have to buy a new car 😩

I greatly enjoy being Rick-rolled. Such a good song.

Made a reservation to a restaurant, turns out it was for two Fridays from now not today 🤦‍♀️

Customer-Service Voiced so hard that people think I’m AI

Very thankful to not have been born into a turkey trot family

If I win Fantasy this week because of Matthew Stafford, I will buy his jersey and I’m so serious.

If today has proved anything, it’s that Zohran’s dimples must be classified as weapons of mass destruction. No one can resist.

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

Nobody talk to me

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND TEXT ELAINE TO 21523

Doorbell sounds should be banned from commercials

I’m just a girl, standing in front of the empty H-E-B shelf, asking them to restock the Candy Cane Twisters.

I need to go to therapy

My local station keeps cutting to commercials?

I was outside and the dodgers stranded bases loaded. I fear I must stay outside.

The champagne and shirt people have to be stressing right now

My dad and I have been rooting for Kirk this whole series. So of course he’s going to be the hero.

I don’t like this

Fudgeeeeee

I hate being emotionally invested in the World Series. It stresses me out. My heart is pounding.

He looks slightly less suds like tonight

BACK TO BACK

Elaine is injured?!?! #dwts

Not trying to be an asshole but is it just me or does Snell look like he has the suds?

dodgers not only have the other 29 fanbases against them, the entire world wants to see canada steal a world series from the US

We salute Astros sleeper agent George Springer on a job well done

i like it when baseball guys hug each other and jump up and down

I KNEW GEORGE WOULD SAVE US

Save Us George Springer Save us

ITS THAT DAY OF THE WEEK WHERE YOU NEED TO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TEXT ELAINE TO 21523

I fear that all of my years of saying “I hate birds” have come back to haunt me.