It's A&M's year (so far) but the Mean Green are the best story in Texas. I guess this is either my year in review or a premature College Football Playoff preview. www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

I drew North London

Genius

🎩 🎩 🎩 EZE!!!

EZE!

Nurses are amazing. That’s all.

Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message. /1

100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.

Schrödinger’s Housing is both too expensive, but also cheap enough for illegal immigrants to afford.

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

You have to understand what pieces like this from the NYT are and are not. They are not an honest assessment of the state of politics today. They are a negotiation tactic—an effort by a calcified, right-leaning legacy institution to steer the discourse in a direction more palatable to elites.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”

Damn.

Leave it to a Bieber from Toronto to ruin the vibe.

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

This is the type of World Series that creates a new batch of baseball fans

This.

This is fine. #staffing

Forty years ago tonight. Still relevant.

Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo

I bet you’ll see a bunch of normal folks with patriotic signs and American flags whose collective protest embodies the foundational truths of this republic.

Why would the cartels want to stop ICE and CBP activities that have been diverting resources away from drug interdiction?

Ya know…we really only have to eat one billionaire to convince the rest to fall in line.

They literally only know how to be victims

ice has brought far more violence to chicago than was there prior

The assault is horrifying on its own, but then there's the other agent shouting "...or else you're next" while another fixes their face shroud.

I just spent a week in Portland. The city was busy with tourists and locals enjoying late summer. A prosperous downtown. Factually, there is no observable evidence of a city needing military intervention. A reminder that this is not normal. Please pay attention.

It’s hard to convey the insanity of a thirty-something White House staffer getting an interim US Attorney appointment and marching into the grand jury room alone four days later to indict the former Deputy Attorney General and Director of the FBI

Jesus fucking Christ.

The United States Secretary of Defense (aka, Major Pete) is either (a) openly celebrating Nazis and planning to destroy the US government from within or (b) a punk-assed internet troll trying to look tough to offset his gross deficiencies. Neither is good.

"what you say with irony i say with sincerity" is a paraphrase of captain picard talking to q. but you are always allowed to paraphrase captain picard talking to q; it's always morally correct www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Courtesy of Convicted Felon, Donald Trump, America is the laughingstock of the world. Pure trash.

The real emergency is that Trump is destroying economic growth with tariffs at about the same rate that he’s chasing foreign-born workers out of the country. The reason unemployment isn’t getting bigger is that the economy is getting smaller. trib.al/WOrjaZw

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

Bunch of pussies with their faces covered.

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

This 1934 NYT article about a group of 75 Nazis in New Jersey getting the crap kicked out of them by 1000 “anti-Nazis” is no laughing matter and the writing is not highly entertaining. Please do not laugh or smile while reading this as it is a very serious matter and violence is not funny.

they’re such comic book villains

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now controls the past Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now? -RATM

DISNEY: Wins 5 Emmys for ANDOR, a show about resisting fascism ALSO DISNEY: Bends the knee to the federal government and suspends Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel for resisting fascism

it is telling that no matter what you think about the evidence against derek chauvin as a legal matter, one thing is clear: george floyd is dead, chauvin was given a full trial with all the bells and whistles, and a jury of his peers convicted him. this has nothing to do with free speech principles.