Hearing the super smash bros melee announcer yell A NEW RECORD could fix me

It's so on brand for Republicans to take a thing that's mostly adults and reinvent it so they can watch kids instead

did ronald reagan effectively utilize decency by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in nicaragua

Dems are officially the Reagan party. Jump off the bandwagon while you can

sounds good! where do we begin

1) fundraise 2) lose 3) bad stuff happens (we are here) 4) fundraise!!

Can't help myself from buying cards my opponents can't read and have to take my word that I remember what they do

The bus one boys are eternal

There is absolutely no right price for transphobia.

The harm reduction argument grows thinner by the day

What's the argument that we haven't been evil in the past

Instant all-timer here:

The instruction booklet that came with my copy of super smash bros melee

Magic x Marvel crossover slop has been officially revealed and folks - it's time to really dig into 2015 modern

jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams

Brother I need you to personally drive more of these products to the stores as recompense

The Celtics are America's team

Honestly really funny that people bribed the president with money and jets and stuff just for FIFA to invent an award and that was enough

Jordan Walsh being Derrick White 2.0 means he's actually Marcus Smart 3.0

If Boston had become the center of American computing the past 20 years wouldn't have gone down like they did

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GAME IS ON A STREAMING SERVICE

jaylen brown told joe mazz that jordan walsh is good now and it was just true. it just became true when he said it

Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."

I really respect josh hart as a player but you deserve to lose if your arms are out complaining before a jump ball finds a player

All the makings of a 2025 Celtics 4th quarter

it only makes sense that our best lineup has no center plus a Hugo

The Dems want so badly for you to believe they'd be doing something different if they were in office. And they don't even try to convince you, they rely on zero accountability

Timberwolves coughing up the ball this much to this Celtics team is embarrassing and it'll probably stop happening when Gobert is back in

Tony Brothers legacy game

I think you should have to be good for longer than 1/4 of a season before you get handed free whistles like this

These calls are so atrociously one sided I've already checked this one off as a W vs the Pistons. Good job fellas onto the next

Driving on a new road. Gonna be really upset if this one also leads to Rome

genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced. Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

Are we just permanently broadcasting Celtics games at shitty angles now? Is there a reason for this?

watching magic the gathering

One platform is unsurprisingly not enough conflict for talib kweli. He needs to be arguing on a minimum of 3

This isn't the year or time to call the Celtics unserious, but-

Trump has endorsed Zohran 10 times more than the fucking Dem party lol I legitimately can't believe what I'm hearing

Taking pictures of old cards to show students tomorrow. The Metagross is maybe my favorite card I own

I need the distance for the longest missed dunk of all time

I know better than to get my hopes up but like, what if What if we just get to see it all

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

Can somebody send out a national text alert if he actually signs to release the files

this is the exact type of game where the celtics are trapped by their obsession with 3s. this nets team cant shoot or defend for shit but sure lets take long jumpers all game because we dont have a plan for anything else

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

This is how it feels to read lib posts about obamna