If there's no evidence of flat earth in The Files then the flat earthers have to give that one up. And then be forced to write a reflection essay on how it's such a stupid theory that it didn't even become real when every other conspiracy did

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Cocaine bear cedh getting built

There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula. He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula. That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming. He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet. If he can do it.

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 34-22

old man yelling at cloud but forums were great for maintaining a historical record for niche communities. my specific gripe is for magic the gathering, decks in eternal formats were developed in years of threads and you could go back and see how cards were implemented from new sets over time

You can get sacked maybe 20 times and win a Superbowl but I think after that it gets tough

It's not a series until someone loses at home

It's fine I think the Pats will bounce back in game 2

🫡that may be the season boys

POINTS IN THE SPORTS GAME LETS GO

Pokemon 30 ad announcing nothing is kind of surprising? Just hey, 30 years. We did it good job team

Mike Vrabel looks like a guy you fight in a Yakuza game

We've lost the plot if the ad is telling me to go watch another ad somewhere else

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

My favorite Celtics subplot is how fans argued over Tatum vs Brown for 8 years and when the season looks doomed w/o Tatum they're cooking teams with... Payton Pritchard lol

Idk why Baylor reminds me of Marcus but I think he leads the team in dawg/48 minutes

Need Vuc and Baylor and Hugo and some energy on the floor

There is literally no crowd that sounds like the TD Garden when they smell blood. It's not just cheering but a threatening roar after a timeout call

I always complain about Neemy so whatever but this matchup in particular seems pretty bad

not to brag or anything but i never thought fake internet money you cant use anywhere was a good investment

lollll

Alperen Sen-gone

Classic Ime getting tossed even with his team getting the most outrageous whistle

Ime and Joe are going to end this game with 16 unused timeouts

Chuck Schumer cooking up a speech right now that you need a body cam to go to Epstein Island

I'm like 71% sure this is Vucs face photoshopped straight onto KPs body and then made him wider

Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear

On one side stand the handful of rich blood-suckers. They have seized the factories and mills, the tools and machinery, have turned millions of acres of land…into their private property. They have made the government and the army their servants, faithful watchdogs of the wealth they have amassed.

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser. What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.

My politics

Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

Tatum making that announcement the same day we get all the speculation that he "leaked" his return window isn't fooling me, sorry JT. Already seen Gordon Hayward try to pull this once before

The dawgs lineup is so good every time

Vote blue no matter who the goon squads are answering to

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

Simons does not know ball and I'm not going to pretend he does

Robert Williams I love you and I'm sorry we didn't win in '22

Finally, a Pats Superbowl appearance. We were the laughing stock of the nation.

I am voting for any politician who has the vision that one day saying you worked for ICE will be treated the same way that saying you were in the Klan used to be responded to before we started electing those guys too.

All three living Democratic presidents have said nothing about any of this. I don’t mean just today, I mean any of it. Obama’s last two tweets are about basketball and wishing his wife happy birthday. Nothing on Renee Good who was murdered 17 days ago

Celtics were out rebounded by 17 btw

Amari Williams you are now Robert Williams

HUGOOOOOOOOOOO

Simons had a year to get there before claxton did but sure let's guard 4 passes away in the corner with 3 seconds on the clock and the ball already in the air

The lesser evil party made sure this all keeps happening