all ass, no skill

You can't spell Neurodivergent without "nerd vergen"

new metaphor just dropped

Give Curry Barker the budget for more Inde horror.

RONALD FELCHING KENNEDY

TEDWARD KENNEDY

this may be abhorrently problematic and anti woke, but the impossible whopper is the only way i get my whopper

5 likes and I will stream (but probably still not, maybe)

i be sucking these speedway jalapeno cream cheese tornados from the back

Maybe a SubliminaBill stream later, maybe Mayo after. Tune in, probably around 530pm CST.

maybe a little horror game this afternoon, maybe i fucking hate myself more with devil daggers, maybe all i have for dinner is stuff to make a single bean burrito, maybe today at 530cst

dang I got a little piss on my pants, now I have to piss all over my pants so no one knows I got a little piss on my pants

ACAB

Maybe a piece of shit Devil Doggers stream this afternoon? Probably.

A stream? A succulent unstabill stream? Tonight probably around 6pm CST. Maybe.

$40 of Taco Bell hates to see me coming

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

I'll lose weight during the famine next year

Taco Bell Drive Thru Employee: "Oh, you look hungry."

5 days on the CPAP, I've never looked better (real photo)

"there's no way, a man with your, weighed physique, wouldn't order mayo"

If re9 was so good why isn't there an re10

wegovee making my TV thin

Duke Leon like me for real

GANK YA MEAT

"the foreskin locks in the flavor" RFK Jr 2026

Surely more executions in the streets will decrease the cost of beef

"I'm working this hippo's ass," - @billdelphine.bsky.social

Or come watch if you're reading this

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Wild that guy that sprays dog medicine on his hands to make them tougher is only 23

It's always thermometer and never therdadeter

Dying is just sleep the long way, the looong waaaay

"Why would I want to lay on a cervical pillow? That's for women parts" Boomer confusing cervix and cervical

New Government AI: "drink bleach to cure poverty"

If HLX is announced today I will cut the "end this mans whole career" redeem in half.

Again, the whites really do be loving Mr Brightside

Men out here playing Blue Clues trying to find the clit

Is depth important?

8pm PST join me and three guys who are way funnier than me as we talk over Plan 9 from Outer Space live on the internet. twitch.tv/napalmtrees @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social @billdelphine.bsky.social

The moose don't stop

Pokemon? More like Wokemon

it's crazy macaulay culkin is 57

why they need an epi pen though

Can YOU name all foreskins?