The moose don't stop

Pokemon? More like Wokemon

it's crazy macaulay culkin is 57

why they need an epi pen though

Can YOU name all foreskins?

Today I'm streaming me eating food and continuing BILLCTOBER PART 2: THE BILLKENNING at like 4pm CST twitch.tv/unstabill

It’s time

Steam Autism sale is up

Today's the big day baby, Half-life 2 co op all day! Starting at 1pm CST. Come through or if you're a friend, come join! Twitch.tv/unstabill

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The right being like "oh cool, I can still take acetonemetformin"

Anyone try Fortnite Labubu?

The whites to be loving Mr Brightside by the Killers

I grew up being called too sensitive and bleeding heart and whatever and for the last week conservatives have been fucking INTOLERABLE. Jesus Christ, get a hobby that isn't so pathetic. Fucking whiney babies the lot of them.

Who is drinking milk with their spagHETti?

Straight Ford dudes throw around the term "Power Stroke" like they don't want to give the homies a Power Stroke

A lot of people are going to be asking this, now that Kirk’s killing appears to be right on right violence.

well the world certainly learned about groypers

Why didn't Zune make the vape pivot?

Forsaken Foreskin a good band name?

Drank so much I took my no nic vape to bed

Guy that created Too Many Cooks directing one of the VHS Halloween shorts

lots of rfk jr slop on the news today

Bartender: "A Jim Gimlet?" @ryboy.bsky.social: "Yeah"

Cregger’s Weapons felt like what I imagine a mormon discovering soaking for the first time must feel like

The funniest part of the Trump Era is how the aesthetics all feel right at home in a Senior Living Facility but every MAGAt acts like he's the most fuckable president ever

a goon of racoon

@billdelphine.bsky.social "This horse is SLEEPIN."

@billdelphine.bsky.social PMA Pushing Myfingersintomy Asshole

AI still can't count, certified gay, don't tell Musk

Day 1 of shoving all of my fingers into my asshole, AMA

I think I'm about Togepi in this toilet

I'm the only Big Beautiful Bill that should be passed

A chubby himbo is called a Chubbo

White people be loving Dubai chocolate

Turning on my AC via my phone mid day thinking it'll be nice and cool by the time I get home just to watch the temperature slowly continue to climb regardless of my efforts. It's gonna be Big Wet Billy tonight.

God damn, Jesus's biblically deep cum gutters bout to make me act up

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump prolapses his urethra, MAGA cheers, prolapses their urethra in solidarity. MAGA dies of infection, the communist win.

"they don't blink" maybe you're just blinking the same time they are, did you think of that, idiot

I'm 6 feet tall, that's 30 toes.

If people in visual arts, film, marketing weren't going to lose jobs to AI before, they most certainly will now

Plavalagoonin' since '97

the dogs are BARQIN tonight

I want to get into politics. What can I royally fuck up, then fix really half assed, and claim as a huge win?

Doom: The Dark Ages gave us Titanfall 4 before we got Titanfall 3

The X-Wing laser sounds like a bathtub fart

Aforementioned skins

I’m definitely the first person to make this joke, don’t go look it up

New Pope has already declared it a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog