"I'm working this hippo's ass," - @billdelphine.bsky.social

Or come watch if you're reading this

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Wild that guy that sprays dog medicine on his hands to make them tougher is only 23

It's always thermometer and never therdadeter

Dying is just sleep the long way, the looong waaaay

"Why would I want to lay on a cervical pillow? That's for women parts" Boomer confusing cervix and cervical

New Government AI: "drink bleach to cure poverty"

If HLX is announced today I will cut the "end this mans whole career" redeem in half.

Again, the whites really do be loving Mr Brightside

Men out here playing Blue Clues trying to find the clit

Is depth important?

8pm PST join me and three guys who are way funnier than me as we talk over Plan 9 from Outer Space live on the internet. twitch.tv/napalmtrees @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social @billdelphine.bsky.social

The moose don't stop

Pokemon? More like Wokemon

it's crazy macaulay culkin is 57

why they need an epi pen though

Can YOU name all foreskins?

Today I'm streaming me eating food and continuing BILLCTOBER PART 2: THE BILLKENNING at like 4pm CST twitch.tv/unstabill

It’s time

Steam Autism sale is up

Today's the big day baby, Half-life 2 co op all day! Starting at 1pm CST. Come through or if you're a friend, come join! Twitch.tv/unstabill

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The right being like "oh cool, I can still take acetonemetformin"

Anyone try Fortnite Labubu?

The whites to be loving Mr Brightside by the Killers

I grew up being called too sensitive and bleeding heart and whatever and for the last week conservatives have been fucking INTOLERABLE. Jesus Christ, get a hobby that isn't so pathetic. Fucking whiney babies the lot of them.

Who is drinking milk with their spagHETti?

Straight Ford dudes throw around the term "Power Stroke" like they don't want to give the homies a Power Stroke

A lot of people are going to be asking this, now that Kirk’s killing appears to be right on right violence.

well the world certainly learned about groypers

Why didn't Zune make the vape pivot?

Forsaken Foreskin a good band name?

Drank so much I took my no nic vape to bed

Guy that created Too Many Cooks directing one of the VHS Halloween shorts

lots of rfk jr slop on the news today

Bartender: "A Jim Gimlet?" @ryboy.bsky.social: "Yeah"

Cregger’s Weapons felt like what I imagine a mormon discovering soaking for the first time must feel like

The funniest part of the Trump Era is how the aesthetics all feel right at home in a Senior Living Facility but every MAGAt acts like he's the most fuckable president ever

a goon of racoon

@billdelphine.bsky.social "This horse is SLEEPIN."

@billdelphine.bsky.social PMA Pushing Myfingersintomy Asshole

AI still can't count, certified gay, don't tell Musk

Day 1 of shoving all of my fingers into my asshole, AMA

I think I'm about Togepi in this toilet

I'm the only Big Beautiful Bill that should be passed

A chubby himbo is called a Chubbo

White people be loving Dubai chocolate

Turning on my AC via my phone mid day thinking it'll be nice and cool by the time I get home just to watch the temperature slowly continue to climb regardless of my efforts. It's gonna be Big Wet Billy tonight.

God damn, Jesus's biblically deep cum gutters bout to make me act up