Can you imagine if the Sharks didn't just pass the pick around in circles in the offensive zone? I mean, can you imagine that?

I'm not sure if it's a slow game or I'm just so tired that it feels slow.

Hey everyone! I am gearing up for the first print run of Malatona, a political intrigue set in a fictional 17th century province. Back the project here (¡disponible en español!): www.kickstarter.com/projects/mak...

Successfully got my jab(s) 💪

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures

A Washington resident has been hospitalized with bird flu, according to the Washington State Health Department, and they’re infected with a strain of the virus that hasn’t been seen in humans before. https://cnn.it/4oIRswI

You ever look at everything going on in the world and think, "maybe we should have let someone drink the sarcophagus juice?"

Third ER visit in 11 days for our Young Jedi. We are stretched thin in every way imaginable right now. We have no answers as to why he continues to have abdominal pain. We’d appreciate your good thoughts and all the healing vibes. Thank you.

All I want is a rich umami broth, veggies, and fried tofu. 🍜

Gonna toss a downloadable copy of my Grand Designs zine on my Patreon for my $8 and up subscribers. www.patreon.com/DHooverArt

Signed up for the Thanksgiving Day run, because nothing says "excuse to eat a lot of mashed potatoes" like starting your day with a 5k.

Great ending to Taskmaster series 20. Love the coordinated finale outfits. In the beginning, I was scared it couldn't love up to the glory that was series 19, but it held its own just fine and was hilarious. Sanjeev refusing to give a shit, ever, was also top tier stuff.

I REALLY wanted nabeyaki udon after my workout tonight, but it was $20 and 30 min wait, so I just stared sadly at my phone and then went home to nuke some vegetable lentil soup. It's sad soup season, mother fuckers.

Realizing that I need a comics accountability buddy. Someone to ask me if I did that thing I was supposed to be working on and forgot about. I'll do the same back. I keep ignoring my post it notes. :/

A heavy metal exorcism was not on my DanDaDan bingo card, but it probably should have been.

No aurora for us tonight. It's raining 😭

Trying to figure out how to draw the Fresno Nightcrawler and I know it shouldn't be an upright late of jeans, but what if?

The customer service guy at the dealership responded to "how's it going?" with "another day in paradise," which is how I know he's GOING THRU IT

Well I can see Bluesky is handling a PR crisis in their normal competent manner

TIL how to set up an Amazon author page. Doesn't look like you can differentiate between illustrator and author though?

I don't think Link should have been permanently banned AND I don't think Sarah Kendzior should have been banned for a Johnny Cash reference in relation to an article about Johnny Cash. They got both wrong.

This is the best I got with a 10 second exposure 😭 I'm so jealous of everyone else's good views.

Even with a 10 second exposure, I only get what might be the faintest hint of color. Stupid light pollution.

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The DAY after I tell @aplante.com and @adampknave.com about how we never use a whole can of whipped cream, Alpha cleared out the can all on his own. Apparently all we needed was a 12 year old boy and some pie to solve our problems.

Nope. No visible aurora here. I suspect if I went into the hills, I could probably see something, assuming the clouds don't block it

Hell yeah! Celebrini!

Y'all going to make me go outside and see if I can see the aurora. I doubt it, because light pollution, but wow. So many places are seeing it

Finally! That was a nice play that just ping pinged right and went in

I need to figure out how to use a sewing machine to fix the holes on the cuffs of my Alpha's sweatshirt, instead of hand sewing it up terribly.

Do the sharks know they're on the power play, because it sure doesn't seem like they do. (Were. It expired and then they tripped a guy)

ESPN 's announcers are so boring compared to Randy and Drew. I'm sure they work hard, I just find their patter to be flat and generalized. I'm trying to decide if NBC was better...it certainly had more something to it, but I'm not sure what that something was.

My car just tried to steal freshly made garlic bread off the counter. At least I know he's not a vampire cat.

Since it's hard to work when my kids have the day off, and friends over, I baked instead. Used up the strawberries before they went bad and created silent we can use whipped cream on, in honor of @adampknave.com

So I think I'm going to divide up my California Cryptids zines into two issues. One for northern CA and one for southern, since we're a huge state and have a ton of cryptids. Many I'd never even heard of until I started looking into it.

Hearing my name over and over again on this Bigfoot kidnapping show is weird. I'm not used to hearing it in public let alone on a TV show. Only other show that used it recently was Severance. That was weird too.

Hello @support.bsky.team why has @sarahkendzior.bsky.social been suspended without explanation?????

TIL Australia has a horned bee called the Lucifer bee.

Whipped cream filled Jem'Hadar. This is either the best idea I've had in a while or a really great band name.

Wow, apparently UCPD arrested 4 people for felony vandalism for allegedly hanging up a cardboard bug and putting up posters. 3 are held on $20k bail, 1 on $10k bail. www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...

As a cancer survivor, I dread what will happen to folks who get diagnosed without insurance because they couldn't afford it. Do you know how much a round of chemo costs? People will die because @democrats.senate.gov couldn't handle being inconvenienced. (Oh yeah, I'm still angry)

You sold us out to make sure your flights were on time. We see that. We know that. You said you'd fight and you can't even stand to be inconvenienced. The people call BS.

Rice, sauteed shredded cabbage, and a protein or protein substitute (like mushrooms) is a delicious, filling, and relatively cheap meal, depending on your protein choice.

Still mad that they sold out our healthcare to make sure their Thanksgiving flights would be on time. Hope it was worth it, Chuck.

No one will answer, but everyone is saying

just a reminder that the 8 Dems who folded need to vote again later in the week (thanks to dumb senate procedure, unsurprisingly) light their phones up tomorrow at 9AM

While what I thought would be a light hearted romp into "squatching" turned out to be a dark dive into serial killers, I still find myself compelled to make a California Cryptids zine. We've got a few. Could be fun.

Watching a major crackpot show investigating a disappearance in Fresno in 1987 that supposedly involved Bigfoot. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it did not involve Bigfoot.

Anyway, I got big mad and signed up with local groups to do more. I suggest you do the same. Our electeds don't care, but your neighbors DO.

Do I feel bad for the interns who have to read all of @schumer.senate.gov hate posts? Yes. But he should be the one apologizing to them. Not us. He brought this in himself, and I hope his staffers tell him that. Repeatedly.