I had work meetings every week this month that EYE had to orchestrate and I finally finished the last one today!!!! Hate having to talk to a whole room of people I am too awkward for allat 😭

Matthews, Werenski, and Tkachuk taking a skate with Johnny Gaudreau's USA jersey

IM ONLY SAD FOR SIDNEY CROSBY!!!!!

CACAWWWWWW🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️‼️‼️‼️✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

This game would be very different if Sid was playing

I wish I could live like other people with little to no situational awareness, no concern for how my actions impact others, just out here la-dee-da-ing my way through it all!!!! But I am unfortunately cursed with Giving A Shit and I’m also on my period so I cannot! Want to CRY and PUKE

Having hard talks with people is well…hard 😭 no matter how much it needs to be said, no matter how much it needs to be heard, I regret it afterwards like I should’ve just kept to myself…but there are many reasons that that doesn’t work either it’s all just stupid!!!

It doesn’t matter how many times I watch Olympic figure skating, I always GASP loudly every time they do something that looks remotely dangerous #olympics

@vintagewingnut.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳♥️

Wait everyone libra from bb10 had a stroke?! 😭

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

First place GOBBLESS AMERICA!!!

I have oily nails and I got my nails did a couple weeks ago and I told the guy to redo the one nail with a fake tip because the nail was lifting from the acrylic. He said it was fine and just refilled them like normal. Well I just got them redid and I got the damn greenies under that nail! 😭

Reddit childfree people are so fucking stupid I’m sorry. Someone accident bought a diaper bag that looks like a normal back pack and they are afraid to use it?? What are you afraid of someone thinking you have a 2 year old?? The fucking horror?

Bye patriots I hope you find your dad!

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I have a bidet that’s an entire seat attachment and it heats the water and seat and everything and I guess I left it unplugged yesterday after blow drying my hair, much to my husband’s dismay

It’s 11° and snowing!! Fuck winter

Good morning bluesky fuck tom wilson!!

FYI you guys got reheated rivalry trending ❤️

My husband knows I have been stressed out of my MINDDDDDD lately so he bought me a switch 2 WITH Pokémon legends ZA 😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh I’m gonna fuck the shit out of him later for this

This week my phone decided that it could no longer “detect the battery” which - HUH?? It won’t charge on a cord anymore and not even with my magsafe, only with this 1 particular charging pad that I have. I go to my battery health settings and nothing comes up?? What does this mean

Shit titty balls it is COLDDDDD

I can’t say what I want to say on here but just know I am thinking it

Is it weird that the Olympics are basically a week away and I haven’t heard a peep about it?

So here’s a little neat fact about me I have too many bones in my feet because my bones never fused correctly from childhood. Here’s another neat fact when it’s -420° outside this makes my feet hurt a lot!!!

We’re all talking about if we smoke(d) but not what brands!! I was a Marlboro red girly

Idk it’s stupid but seeing creators/influencers/whatever big and small speaking out on major topics, taking a stand against this administration and its policies really gets me in the feels. People are so over the bullshit they can’t even make content without bringing it up like something’s happening

I have CRAMPS!!!!! 👺👺👺👺👺

When is the appropriate time to bust into the winter storm snacks, if the storm doesn’t start until tomorrow night for me? Keep in mind that I am hongry

I am off on Monday, which was decided long before we knew about the snow coming, and if we do get all this snow my work might close for the day…so like now I’m kinda mad cause why potentially have a snow day on a day I’m already off? Im taking off another day in the week now idc

Hope everyone is prepared for the weather a lot of us are going to get!! Don’t forget your TP, snacks, lanterns, and medications! Charge your electronics and have non-perishable, ready to eat food items! Keep generators outside and pets inside!

If you don’t have your tp and snacks for this weekend I fear it may be too late 😭😭 the snow and ice is COMING

Today I learned about exploding trees, when the temps drop so low, trees will crack and the sound will be so loud, almost like it is exploding…first I can’t feel my toes now the trees are exploding great!!!

Alright bbsky I found today’s discourse It IS skeeting!! This is a skeet. We are skeeters

Us😭😭😭

Would the air fryer haters be swayed knowing that my air fryer also bakes toasts roasts broils AND dehydrates??? No appliance clutter here! 🙂‍↕️

It’s 6° out which might as well be -40°. And the wind chill makes it even negativer. Fuck winter and all you winter loving WEIRDOS are objectively wrong!!!!

No one is talking about how lil Debbie changed the recipe of their Swiss rolls and now they taste exactly like a hostess ho-ho

Good morning Bluesky my cat killed a stink bug and now my house smells like stink bug. Happy Monday!!

Happy 80th birthday to the iconic Dolly Parton.

Do you think football players get the nervous poops before big games? I’d have to be on that field in a depends

Jalapeño poppers >>>>>>>>>>>

As someone who Doesn’t Know why is everyone rooting against the chargers?? Like what did they do

I have a Sunday morning confession: I eat an egg sandwich for breakfast pretty much every day and roughly 6 out of 7 days a week I cook the egg in my microwave 😔 #justamericanthingz

She’s so fucking hawt

Oh and if anyone needed some good news today - less than 2 months until daylight savings time! 🌞

Delivery people are some angry mfers. From Amazon/fedex to Uber eats/doordashers they are always bitching about something on their respective subreddits. All my local delivery people are very chill and nice and great service thankfully but wheeeew some of them need a career change 😭

It's been 10 years since the world's most iconic Big Brother moment #CBB #CBBUK #BBUK