I ate too many smarties and now I have a tummy ache :(

Being a waitress in your teenage years is so foundational and you don’t even realize it until 16 years later when you hear that one of your regulars passed and your heart is broken 😢 rest with god Jimmy thank you for taking my drunk ass home during that one Steelers game, I’ll never forget you ❤️

Happy new year bbsky!! Love you 🥳

GOBBLESS AMERICA

MARIAAHHHHHHH

Not Andy high key insulted that Anderson doesn’t sleep in the bed that he gave him lmao

My whole house woke up early and then just…decided to go back to bed?? SAY LESS

New pope and Morgan pope are literally related, comp beast family always getting snubbed smh

Bitter jury not voting for new pope omg

My husband said the rhap brantsteele is the weirdest thing I have watched by far 😭

Well I’ve had a long day of having fun with bloomfs on the sl, time to take a nap 😴

So I still have one of the teeny pups and he’s So Small and always cold so he’s always tucked in at my side, my other dog came over and gently set one of his chew toys on top of the puppy to tuck him in 😭😭 IT WAS SO CUTEEEEE OMG

All my bloomfs so hawt and kind and FUNNY 😭 I love you all sm idk what I would do without yinz

Just another manic Monday

It’s been a long week and I know it sounds awful but I love that the weather nerds are all streaming on yt. It’s awful because severe weather is typically bad for those who live in it but idk listening to nerds nerd out is so soothing to me???? Give me more nerds

for anyone that wanted to see Azah’s performance of the national anthem here is a video from her instagram! #bbsky

i hope everyone that is feeling big emotions today knows that it does not make you weak, weird, or parasocial. it is completely understandable to be upset about something tragic happening to anyone, let alone someone you devoted weeks to watching their every waking moment. much love :( #bbsky

Rest in Peace, Mickey Lee. 🕊 #bb27 #bbsky

Oh my fucking god 😭💔

It’s a one year membership to the jelly of the month club

My husband brought home puppies (fostering) and I not happy about it so don’t tell him I told you this but HELLO THEY ARE SO CUTE???????

vintsmice EVE 💜

Merry Christmas Eve to all my bloomfs!!! 🎄🎄🎄

I had my work Christmas party tonight and I 100% made them play mafia and it was actually fun af and they loved it 😭

Mickey Lee from #BB27 recently suffered a series of cardiac arrests following complications from the flu and is now in the ICU in critical but stable condition Her Instagram page has posted a GoFundMe page to help fund her medical expenses: gofund.me/b65183fb7

I have Samsung appliances in my home and they all play the cute lil jingle when they’re done running. Well the planets aligned and somehow I managed to have my washer, dryer AND oven be done at the same time so there were 3 different jingles happening at once and it was…very overwhelming lmao 😭

My gift to all my "BB Bloom MFs" 😂 Love you all, Merry Christmas #BB27 #BBSky

4/10. Weird as FUCK and also corny. But I laughed. I’ll be back for more #ACodyChristmas

I hope her Christmas wish is to escape #ACodyChristmas

This movie is WEIRD weird. They’re gonna eat her #ACodyChristmas

Not this chick whipping up a beef Wellington out of thin air 😭😭😭😭 #ACodyChristmas

Is this real lol #ACodyChristmas

Cody: ❌ spend Christmas with family like a normal person ✅ ditch family on Christmas for a woman I just met and immediately fall in love with her #ACodyChristmas

Cody once again being a slut #ACodyChristmas

I enjoy true crime. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing to have conversations about it. But the people who go out of their way to play internet sleuth, typically with a certain “I don’t think like everyone else” edginess, are true fucking ghouls and they dont deserve to walk the same earth as me

“I’ve been recruited?!” LMFAO #rhapmafia

Bye Michael I hope you find your dad 😭 #rhapmafia

Taran clocking the mafia immediately 😭 no I’m bummed bc I finally get to see his Christmas tree and hear his voice when it’s not 90 degrees outside and he goes and gets voted out! Bullshit #rhapmafia

DIVA DOWN #RHAPmafia

Wait did Chaddah just out herself 😭 #rhapmafia

Myles you clocked the mafia WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE YOURSELF 😭 #rhapmafia

Well bye Sabiyah I hope you find your dad 🥲 #rhapmafia

Women in STEM (mafia) 💋 #rhapmafia

Aysha: "Could the mafia have chosen themselves as the investigator." Taran: "Keanu wouldn't do that." 😂😂😂 #RHAPMafia

Sharon and Taran in the corner trying to hide how giddy they are because they get to finally be smack dab in the middle of the mess 😭 #rhapmafia

Chaddah so smart that’s MY doctor #rhapmafia

not will i just got here omg #rhapmafia

No, not Captain Will!! I'm not okay! #RHAPMafia

Keanu refused to vote until his question was answered, and then didn’t bother to write it down. He’s not writing any of this down. He’s just Keanu #rhapmafia