I can’t wait to disregard the shit in my life for big brother in a little over a week

This is how #BBSky wants alumni to prove they’re not on #BB28:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @gooberbb.bsky.social !!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY @demanda.bsky.social !!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

holy shit, ya'll #bb28

Schwebel’s is closing??? 😭😭😭 giant eagle’s bread aisle about to be EMPTY

I just want to have fun with you guys 🫵🏻 EXCEPTFORYOUDONTTALKTOME 🫵🏻

Enjoy! 🙌 #BB28

I am so so spent today. Physically mentally emotionally. I have 0 left in my reserves. In fact it might even be in the negatives at this point 😭 and everyone is asking me to pour from my empty cup and I don’t know how to ask them to pour back into mine so I just come here to skeet into the void

Dark chocolate decadence frozen custard from Culver’s >>>>>>>>>>

Happy birthday @gmabasic.bsky.social !!!! 🥳🥳🥳

when the hot tub goes murky, we're calling it the Reflecting Pool #bb28

Just found out there is a goat farm that does goat yoga sessions TWO (2!!!) minutes away from my work #Blessed

Do we think Vegas will come back to commemorate this hallmark season? Like can Vegas be a returnee pls #bb28

I don’t like pickles but occasionally I like a lil bit of pickley taste…I like the idea of pickles. Just a lil ✨essence of pickle✨

Children really are little thieves like why did my kid just come up and steal my string cheese AND my water bottle like they were his…mind you he is well fed!!!

idk about yall but I needed this laugh😂

What ever happened to that weird blonde chick that plagued Facebook in the early 2010s? Gave everyone a stank ass opinion on everything? Tori or Toni or something idk but her name was stupid and so was she

I gained 10 lbs on vacation omgggggg 😭😭😭 still gonna have a hot girl summer cause idgaf but omgggggg 😭😭😭😭

The crack between the car seat and the center console is my arch nemesis omg

Happy birthday @madditalksbb.bsky.social !!!! 🥳🥳🥳

My hometown had their pride fest today so naturally the drug addicts turned Jesus thumpers are on fb bitching about it. Baby please find the devil in fent, the gays are doing just fine

I don’t normally drink but tonight I Am so if my skeets come across as extra sassy I am not sorry

When you watch max velocity religiously and your friends and family know it, so much so that you know they’re going to text and ask so you answer before they have the opportunity 😭

Ty to the #LCDLF6 crew on here. Glad I never muted the tag bc eventually I got invested and it was worth it. I occasionally opened feeds or the show but every time I did bad things happened (like zapata eviction :(( ) or feeds were boring so ty to everyone for making it easy to stay updated!

I leave tomorrow for Kentucky and I am struggling to make it thru the work day 😩 vacation brain is activated!!

JOSH MARTINEZ IS A MUDDERFUCKIN FINALIST!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTES #BBSKY !!!!!!!!!!! 💛💛💛

Bluesky knows bb is about to start and they want to keep us out of the gen pop. TOO BAD!!!

Happy birthday @leafybbfan.bsky.social !!! 🥳🥳🥳

Me: I feel like shit, I’m going to eat healthier Also me: doordashing Wendy’s as we speak

The request is very reasonable, this clip is hot af

ONE MONTH OUT! #bbsky #bb28

Happy birthday @kelsee.bsky.social sorry I am a day late!!! 🥳🥳🥳

I just now realized that I never took the I Love Rachel heart off of my pfp. And you know what. I never will

Thinking of @ralyssa11.bsky.social on this blessed Canadian day!!! 🇨🇦

I made lunch plans with a friend today and also asked a coworker to go on a walk, but neither have responded to confirmation texts so far…so you know as soon as I start to get into something else like cleaning my house they’re both gonna reply and be like let’s go bitch 🙄

happy pride month cause u know ur gay n stuff

Just installed a new toilet with minimal (90%) help from my husband. My big brother occupation will now be labeled as plumber

I only need one more Pokémon to complete the Pokédex on pokopia and it will NOT spawn 😭 west sea gastrodon where are u…

Yall I thought the throwing-your-head-back-in-dramatic-fashion when fainting was a thing for movies and tv, but no it’s actually real life and It Happened To Me

I ate a hot dog and strawberry pretzel salad for breakfast. ✨ America ✨

You talk to her allll the timeeeee Zach

late night pizza mmmmmmm

I love looking at all of the work I need to do and cleaning I need to do and laundry I need to fold and meals I need to prep and furniture I need to build and scrolling on my phone instead

I woke up today and put on a pair of brand new white sweatpants. And now I have a bug up my ass to clean my front porch…….does my brain even work or what is going on up there ?