Hit my protein AND fiber goals today

Just spent an hour looking for a tile cutter and didn't even find it. This is a subskeet for someone who thinks my life is booked and busy and glamorous ( @jaydasmiff.me )

Just realized the color I picked for my pedicure is the same as my phone + case

Stella and Stevie wish you all a happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

happy birthday gay people <3 #bbsky

🚨🚨🚨 Daily reminder (sorry it's late) - Save Josh! Please and thank you!!!!!! 🙏 #LCDLF6 www.telemundo.com/shows/la-cas...

We watched Project Hail Mary last and jfc, that was fantastic

My job should take away my Canva access

I'm sick of bras. The only ones that don't have issues are sports bras, so I'm going to just wear those from now on. Can anyone recommend some (high-impact, for DDD 🫠)?

Work is quiet and my coworker is back from vacation and we're wfh so let's see if I can get some housework done

The scene of the crime and the "innocent bystander." 🕵🏻‍♀️

Decided to clean my bf's car today and now drenched in sweat because it's 83°

This was last May. Never forget

My bf took my car to work because he needed to bring in an office chair and now I have to cram into his little Tesla to run to the store.

I got one of these Woozoo fans for the bedroom and please tell me WHY the controls are on the base. Woke up the other night hot af because the fan was off because a cat walked across the base and pressed a button

Idfk

My dorm experience: freshman year, I was placed with a girl from Chicago. She slept all day, never went to class, hooked up with random dudes while I was in the room, and stopped talking to me by the middle of our second semester.

Bf: So what's new with the iPhone 17? Me: Apple Intelligence, but I turned that off so I don't know

I'm on call and two people called/emailed today to request flights next week, although they KNOW we need 3-5 business days. My coworker would immediately start working on them on the weekend but I am not him. 🙂‍↔️

Wait, this is exactly what stood out to me when I watched that video 💀 #Survivor50

Like I really feel for my sister because her trash husband cheated on her and then ghosted on their son, but she just asked me to watch my nephew tomorrow. 😭 I know it's a holiday weekend, but I'm on call, and working OT, and have plans in the afternoon. I feel guilty for saying no.

So did everyone cry at the end of Company Retreat? Just me?

My bf has the mindset that if you're going to buy something expensive, get the biggest, most expensive thing you can. "It's only an extra $100." Anyway, that's why I have an iPhone 17 Pro Max now and feel like I'm holding a damn tablet. (It's my early birthday gift.)

@madredechats22.bsky.social Happy birthday, lovely! 🤗

@dulcedeloosh.bsky.social HAPPIEST BIRTHDAYYYYYY

Tried to upgrade my phone last night and somehow the opposite happened where I'm still on my old phone and it's in SOS mode and the rep told me she can't fix it 🙃

I’ve been offline all day so sorry if this was posted already, but Rizo/Charlie recreating the heated rivalry dance floor scene is a thing of beauty 😭 #survivor50

video evidence of jonathan’s perfect game #survivor50

I think Aubrey won because of this #Survivor50

Where are my damn live feeds? - I’m just practicing. #BB28

I'm not watching #LCDLF6 but I read the skeets. Anyway, why is that guy called Flan and what is his real name?

Q 😍😭

Wtf is happening now??

Wait, fuck. I came on here to get Survivor spoilers and it's fucking Tuesday

Well damn, yesterday was my divorce anniversary. 3 years of unwedded bliss 🥰

Endings that live rent free in my head

I survived the 38 Bluesky outages of 2026 so far

I didn't realize BS was down for two hours. Anyway, I worked out and vacuumed

I'm tired as fuuuuuck

Everyone who doesn’t watch Big Brother live feeds: who posts 50 times a day??

Bf pays the electric bill and he was resisting turning on the a/c but it was 80° in the fucking house so when he left for work, I turned on the a/c before the garage door even shut

I can't decide 😭 (They are basically the same size, and I can get a cute shoulder strap for the one without a handle.)

I ate approximately 5000 calories for three days last weekend and somehow lost 1.8 pounds this week.

Big Brother: oops! No men

Worked out so hard during Survivor that I may die and I want to because of who left

they screwed over cirie so badly she might just go back to big brother #survivor50

I miss Cirie #Survivor50

I will NOT be doing a countdown but I thought I’d give the skyline a little taste of what’s to come! There are 57 Days until #bb28