Imagine what a mess this war could become if Trump didn’t know what he was doing. Thank goodness he’s a brilliant businessman and stable genius of a president. The Great Helmsman will for sure steer us through this crisis .

People will tell their children, their grandchildren, and their great grandchildren where they were when they heard the news of Trump’s death.

It’s OK, Trump is in charge nothing could possibly go wrong news.sky.com/story/iran-w...

Trump is glad that Muller is dead. There’s one death though that will trigger street parties and spontaneous mass jubilation

I read the Guardian’s regular blind date column to get some vicarious endorsement that humans are evolving to be kind to, and to love one another. I can report back that isn’t true.

Is today a war is ending day or a ground troops are needed day?

At least the American economy is being managed by an expert in business & an exceptional deal maker who will be laser focused on righting the wrongs of the sleepy Joe Biden regime. Taxes down, inflation down, debt down, growth up, booming stock market, peace in the world, economic happiness at home.

Trump can call us cowards if he likes and it amuses his moronic followers, but we aren’t fucking idiots.

Did you watch Dirty Business? I can't believe how much water companies have gotten away with. They're putting profit before public health - it’s a scandal and the Government MUST take action! Sick of sewage? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...

Netanyahu wants boots on the ground. American boots you understand, not Israeli.

Spain's renewables build-out has structurally decoupled its electricity prices from gas markets. Gas now sets the price in only 15% of hours, compared to 90% in Italy. Countries that invested early in clean power are far less exposed to fossil fuel price shocks. Those that didn't now pay the price.

We think of religious wars being something from the Middle Ages but here we are in the 21st century watching a war between American evangelical christofascists and Israeli Zionists, both being cheered on by Wahabbi Sunnis, waged against a Shia theocracy. All claiming that god is backing their cause

Cuba ✊🏾

“The State Department is considering withholding lifesaving assistance to people with H.I.V. in Zambia as a negotiating tactic to force the government of the southern African country to sign a deal giving the United States more access to its critical minerals” Extractive, colonial, & depraved 1/2

Senator @vanhollen.senate.gov on Iran war: “Netanyahu said he’s been waiting 40 years to launch this attack and he finally found an American president stupid enough and reckless enough to do it.” He nailed it. Repost if you agree with him that he has no plan to protect our troops or get us out!

No longer a parody

I thought the American military bragged that it could fight two wars simultaneously, not struggle with one only 2 weeks in?

Everyone is assuming the Straits of Hormuz reopen normally in days or weeks. What would several years look like?

One week ago. 🤡

If Starmer sends British sailors to die in Trump and Netanyahu’s war of choice, I hope that he can explain to the grieving parents that Trump thinks their son or daughter is a sucker and a loser and that they stayed well away from the front line.

How sad that we won’t find out which car is the fastest. news.sky.com/story/formul...

We have such inaccessible woods near us. All used for pheasant rearing. Lots of keep out signs courtesy of our “custodians of the countryside” local farmers. They are never slow to ask for public handouts though. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Cabinet ministers with principles AND spines? Surely not. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Life expectancy is lower than in 2019. You won’t see them boasting about that.

We have awarded these people contracts in the Ministry of Defence. What the fuck are we doing.

The Most Appropriate Response to Falling Birthrates? Embrace Them #CounterPunch

The demented buffoon is rambling about his hottest economy when he has just delivered the greatest supply shock in history to the world economy by his toy soldier machismo.

Who remembers old fashioned wars when declaring that you had won meant that you stopped fighting and the other guy had also stopped shooting at you?

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

Can’t be long now until Trump’s Victory Gin hits the shops.

Crazy Orange Man War It’s what I am going to call it from now on.

Once it’s used it’s gone news.sky.com/story/iran-l...

I will freely confess to knowing less than nothing about golf, but I can’t believe it can be much of a sport if an obese 80 year old can win a club championship. 😂

Not only convicted of animal cruelty but complicit in breeding a dog condemned to suffer eye problems. #AnimalCruelty #Criminal #Crufts

Oh dear. We might need more windmills after all. Imagine if the Iranians could keep it closed for years. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I’m sure that planet brained Hegseth has foreseen this and has a cunning plan www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/p...

The belief in fairies news.sky.com/story/energy...

Society. And thinking putting pigs in gestational cages is not the way polite society treats animals. It's a disgusting abuse of power and I'm ashamed to think that people actually thought these people would make laws that beneficial to society.

This is hideous and horrible, and the people pushing for it deserve to spend the rest of their lives in a cage.

Trump really blew up a school of little girls in Iran and then he lied about it.

❗️The US has ordered all diplomats evacuated from Saudi Arabia for the first time, the NYT reported. The US is also evacuating its consulate in Adana and advising citizens to avoid southeastern Turkey due to conflict and terrorism risks. #US

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He flew all that way just to stay in a lousy golf motel. What a 🤡🤡🤡 I hope the voters of Clacton take note.

Can we call it the Trump Recession now?

Crude oil is $110/bbl but Dementia Donny will be telling you that he halved gas prices and the MAGA faithful will blame Joe Biden.

I am a Starmer critic, but I think that overall he is having a good war - and that in itself is a horrible thing to say. It’s a truly disgusting situation but he is far from the worst of it. Amazingly. news.sky.com/story/bitter...

How’s his neck putrefaction doing today?

Having a 79 year old running the US and a 73 year old running Russia is working out so well for us that I am wondering which geriatric old fossils we can put in power next.

New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footage also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls’ school, where 175 people were reportedly killed, including children.

How does this rapturing thingy work again? Us pure souls (me!) get sucked up to the sky, but we know it’s very cold up there and there isn’t much oxygen to breathe. If we go high enough we will pass out and then die from ether cold or hypoxia or both. Maybe I will take my chances down here.