Not now, kitten; daddy has to override some safety interlocks

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Someone needs to learn what 'Flank' means, unless nato is suddenly under attack by either Africa or the North Pole

RETVRN posting but for the little buttons they put inside trousers so you didn't need those shitty clip-on braces.

chemsex (drinking a coffee beforehand)

some french guy livestreamed so hard he died?

googling how to give gf practice coding interview without her turning it into some kind of weird sex thing

Let me counter by suggesting that every one of these should in fact say "you are a nerd and also wrong" except for Carolingian, which should say "you are a nerd and also correct."

The year is 2027. It has been three months since the last non-SOCKS packet left the uk

what policies has the Abundance Agenda proposed to resolve the ongoing top shortage?

is anybody else having a problem with this age verification thing? i keep sending them videos of my erect (adult) penis but they will not confirm my age

the ddosers could have waited 2 weeks and people would have called them heroes

The us should send iron dome interceptors to both Israel and Palestine

Not to be confused with Arsenal F.C. supporters, who are also known as "Gooners".

The Moon is in Heat

at a bar in shoreditch seeing how far i can make it through the greek alphabet before the quants there realise i am making shit up

Since mainstream culture often perceives metal as “satanic,” many women of Botswana’s metal subculture wear more traditional clothing by day and only reveal their brutal alter-egos in their Facebook photos, posing in full metal regalia, often in front of trees outside at night.

i'm so glad they rediscovered perspective during the renaissance so people would stop making mistakes like this

We really need to go back to embracing the siesta life

the usaf should be shooting down the missiles that are going eastwards too.

>There were also searches for women and anthropomorphic animal characters wearing very little clothing. Furries should know better than to use facebook

how much harder is it to make a nuke if Israel is bombing you?

dual weilding usa, mexico, canada and pride flags like general grevious

@doubltroublgum.bsky.social It's a psych paper from 2011 which shows a shockingly powerful priming effect (persisting months later after being shown a flag once). These results generally turned out to be spurious. We just didn't understand how careful you have to be about study design.

There is no way to define 'brigading' on bluesky/twitter, therefore something that would get you rightly banned from most sites becomes the dominant mode of interaction

Getting the surgery that turns you into a sentry buster

why tf does my pie have exactly 1.5 crusts?

www.plantsciences.ucdavis.edu/news/hegarty....

some people here are incisive. but very few manage to be whimsical.

Congratulations to the 🇰🇵 Korean People's Navy ☭ on their recent launch of one and a half new destroyers!

i wonder who will be the first cis male ultraendurance runner to claim that transmen have an 'unfair biological advantage' over them

i say we let trump keep the plane then go after him for the inevitable ITAR violations that follow

I don't have a Problem i can stop any time i want

shot of malört in a glass of inca kola

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

do we reckon anybody will actually buy american beef?

stagflation? is that what the furries are getting up to these days

kind of fucked how you can do tuple_windows().map(|(foo, bar, baz)| ... and it will automagically know how big the windows need to be

@todepond.com have you come across renormalisation 'groups'*? i don't fully understand them yet but i think they let you derive a function from e.g. sand to sand in sand. then you can examine its fixed-points to find interesting multi-scale behaviour

ahh yes, the Conk Lathe

inb4 venera 8 lands in the oval office

vagueskeet: you're all wrong. Perhaps one day americans will learn that the word socioeconomic does not begin with the letter e. (teachers are socio but not especially economic)

happy light jacket day!!

"Kemi Badenoch accused the government of having U-turned in reaction to the judgement, accusing Labour ministers of needing the Supreme Court to tell them what to think on the issue."

@hulcricket.bsky.social do you understand mtb tyres? i'm trying to replace mine and schwalbe's product range confuses me. like there are names for the different treads i get that but then each one comes in a variety of subtly different types of rubber?

a bi lesbian is someone who is a lesbian and whose inverse is also a lesbian

blunt lorenz transformation

people keep telling me it's 'problematic' to use the word 'normal' because i've 'not defined an inner product'

by 2026, tarriffs will be exempt for all products except for vanadium bar from one particular factory in sichuan, for which they will stand at 600%