rest in piss

i guess graham platner turned out to be the zach wahls of maine after all

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🕳️👄🕳️ *hy*pe* #sunrot #smashbash

In 1770 a comet passed only 0.015 AU from Earth, Lexall's comet, and it hasn't been seen since. There has never been a closer comet. Astronomers know where Lexall's comet sort of should be, but it isn't there. It's work is done.

if you think the queers are an alphabet mafia, you haven't read enough medical notes, doctors got abbreviations down like nobody else, something called a cabbage is a heart procedure bro

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wow disclosure day sure is a bad movie

we really are just speedrunning the satanic panic again, recovered memories in vogue again, loudmouth idiots yelloing about witchcraft and demons, woo ass bullshit like telepathy tapes infecting the normies i hate reality so much sometimes

this is probably my favorite song of the past year

this book feels like the biggest love letter i have ever recieved, i can smell the world i once called home, and though i have never once put stonetop's incomparable whisky to my lips, i know its taste and i feel its burn as if a bottle were just now in my hand @plusoneexp.bsky.social

i'm sorry but believing in magic is far more delusional than my pedestrian faggotry, wild how many xtians say shit like facts don't care abt yr feelings like their entire book isnt just ancient gilgamesh fan fiction

when i get home tomorrow stonetop is waiting for me, most of my adult life has this beautiful game to thank for enkindling within me a passion for the ttrpg hobby stonetop was a refuge for this recovering dairy farmer turned potter thanks jeremy, thanks christo, thanks jason, thanks michael

blond eyed blue hair is catholic. don't think i'm lying, i'm trügøth but like mallwise

i have a controversial take and i refuse to share it with the Internet. if you fuckers knew what i was thinking about right now you'd cancel my ass so hard. the discourse alone would last for weeks. but you can't. I beat the system.

Solid analysis. By and large elections are won with low-information voters. Trying to appeal to them with meticulously calibrated positions on wedge issues is like trying to do ASMR voice to a jet engine.

faggotkin of slurgle

sometimes i hear banjo music and i get so very sad

i miss having a computer and being able to use discord

i tidied up a bit yesterday

there are really only two people who can trigger me into devolving into an irrationally angry teenager and they are 1) my father, who i love, and 2) russell t. daives, who i have hated for 20 years

i really hate that living in a culture that cannot fathom change. there is this cultural sort of impression that change is impossible, built-in innateness of being, the static self but change is possible and normal i have not always been who i am now, and i will never be who i am now ever again

need to get into witchmaxxing, satanmaxxing, and atheismmaxxing just to push against the rancid vibes in this iowan wasteland i gotta move to maine

september 10th 2025 was such a great day

Could be anything from really crazy stuff like multiple CEOs getting fired to their slow collapse into smaller companies. The AI bubble is the result of them running out of hypergrowth ideas. The massive capex comes from a place of desperation. They have nothing else. They’re out of ideas.

okay, if i were to ever make music, should my stage name be "moonpoison wolfcrystal", "jé nifty", or just plain ol "jfur"? these are important questions

my puppy is sick 😭 hopefully he gets better soon

no you dipshits college is killing college. Getting a degree costs way too fucking much and the odds your field gets eliminated upon graduation look way too high rn

my transsexual brain is transsexual soup, i am so ready for transsexual sleep

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city

sometimes when my plans are foiled by unforeseen circumstances, i will mutter to myself "two no-shows and one sick triceratops" like a certain megalomaniacal conman played my richard attenborough in the landmark steven spielberg film jurassic park (1993) based on the 1990 novel by michael crichton

I really love how this little game written by Michael Raston--inexplicably written on a piece of cardboard btw--has attributes that are faults. They are 22 minus your 3d6 roll. "I want to try to bribe a guard." "OK test your repulsiveness." mraston.itch.io/adventure-ga...

can sam altman just do his stupid IPO so the global economy crashes already, fuck i'm so ready

Illustration by Arent van Bolten, from Groteske figuren omgeven door een kaderlijn (ca. 1610). Source: @rijksmuseum.bsky.social https://pdimagearchive.org/images/bc588339-cce0-4274-84e8-a4ce02316cb9 #grotesques #birds #monsters #drawing #art #publicdomain

how do readmissions factor into length of stay initiatives?

game masters of social work

what are we gonna do with all these NVIDIA GPUs? a new show from TLC where the hosts find inventive and stylish ways to recycle depreciated NVIDIA GPUs

i put together this gender fucker on a whim, but it's sorta become my crafting totem

gotta start snufkinmaxxing

Frankly, Orban should be grateful JD didn’t “Pope Francis” him iykwim

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i always get "lobotomy" and "master of business administration" mixed up, the process is different but the results are identical

There comes a moment when you realise your weirdness is you strength. Lean into it. There comes a moment when you realise you are Fully-grown Changeling. Celebrate it. We are strange and we are here.

my department is run by some of the most idiotic sociopaths on earth. it worries me whenever i am the smartest and kindest person in any given situation, and let me tell you that happens often in this work humanity is a pox

hoping i don't get fired today for refusing to get tied up in some shady bullshit management trying to pull

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i am the fairy queen's silliest soldier

rewatching one of my favorite doctor who stories from mccoy's run: paradise towers the pacifist punk girl gangs, the color-coded kangs, all use unalive to mean it how we do now, but for different reasons maybe it's why subconsciously i been largely okay with this particular quirk of online speech