no you dipshits college is killing college. Getting a degree costs way too fucking much and the odds your field gets eliminated upon graduation look way too high rn

my transsexual brain is transsexual soup, i am so ready for transsexual sleep

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city

sometimes when my plans are foiled by unforeseen circumstances, i will mutter to myself "two no-shows and one sick triceratops" like a certain megalomaniacal conman played my richard attenborough in the landmark steven spielberg film jurassic park (1993) based on the 1990 novel by michael crichton

I really love how this little game written by Michael Raston--inexplicably written on a piece of cardboard btw--has attributes that are faults. They are 22 minus your 3d6 roll. "I want to try to bribe a guard." "OK test your repulsiveness." mraston.itch.io/adventure-ga...

can sam altman just do his stupid IPO so the global economy crashes already, fuck i'm so ready

Illustration by Arent van Bolten, from Groteske figuren omgeven door een kaderlijn (ca. 1610). Source: @rijksmuseum.bsky.social https://pdimagearchive.org/images/bc588339-cce0-4274-84e8-a4ce02316cb9 #grotesques #birds #monsters #drawing #art #publicdomain

how do readmissions factor into length of stay initiatives?

game masters of social work

what are we gonna do with all these NVIDIA GPUs? a new show from TLC where the hosts find inventive and stylish ways to recycle depreciated NVIDIA GPUs

i put together this gender fucker on a whim, but it's sorta become my crafting totem

gotta start snufkinmaxxing

Frankly, Orban should be grateful JD didn’t “Pope Francis” him iykwim

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WORMZ

i always get "lobotomy" and "master of business administration" mixed up, the process is different but the results are identical

There comes a moment when you realise your weirdness is you strength. Lean into it. There comes a moment when you realise you are Fully-grown Changeling. Celebrate it. We are strange and we are here.

my department is run by some of the most idiotic sociopaths on earth. it worries me whenever i am the smartest and kindest person in any given situation, and let me tell you that happens often in this work humanity is a pox

hoping i don't get fired today for refusing to get tied up in some shady bullshit management trying to pull

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i am the fairy queen's silliest soldier

rewatching one of my favorite doctor who stories from mccoy's run: paradise towers the pacifist punk girl gangs, the color-coded kangs, all use unalive to mean it how we do now, but for different reasons maybe it's why subconsciously i been largely okay with this particular quirk of online speech

new emo pop punk band name: "finance bro podcasts"

Did you hear what this person said that I found somewhere talking about something sort of? Checkmate, luddites

on the one hand i think post-humanism is inherently dehumanizing, and on the other hand meat prison

gonna be faggotmaxxing for the rest of time, just you fuckin wait, through eternity

they need to make a coffee that takes away the pain

emotional support cannibal sword

goo

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All the best books are adorned and personalized

2029 is gonna be my year

conversion therapy is protected by free speech but transing kids isn't? fucking embarrassing might as well register faggotry as a religion so we can be left the fuck alone

happy trans day of fuck the police

something fun and appropriate about walking around a hospital with spooky gothic ambience in yr earbuds

i bring a real bartleby the scrivener energy to my work that the MBAs in the hospital administration really don't appreciate

rubbin sheep grease

my housemates decided to have a kid, and i decided to make a similar decision, financially speaking: getting into synthesizers and plastic miniatures

dark woke isn't saying slurs but also supporting socialism, it's enjoying being older than bighead neckfountain will ever be

it is becoming clear that our department's interim director has a brain inside her head, and i'm not used to that. the last director had a cockroach living in her hair and an MBA (the opposite of a brain)

glue

It's easy to appreciate games that are not to my taste when their design goals are clear and the game succeeds at those goals.

hmmmm

fixed it

people be like, "oh but jennifer yre too mean to christians, there's good people out there who are christians" and im like, wrong, i'm not mean enough, i have earned the right to be far meaner than i am

there's a baby crying in my house, so im debating taking up alcoholism as a hobby

leftists who criticize dems for choosing to lose, when they do the same damn thing

this is my shiz

my best friend made a little worm