What are... calories?

Love the gut-thigh-fat pad combo. Especially since I hit 330 again.

Come sit awhile with me~

I need a big spoon for this nap.

Folks here who’ve known me for a while can attest that I -love- red underwear.

I noticed myself in the reflection of a window in the dead mall…

i am really sick of the anti-sex attitude in fandom in general. "gooner art style", "this is for gooners", "the gooners will ruin this" PLEASE get off the internet and experience life, demonizing intimacy makes you sound sheltered at best and like a demented Baptist boomer at worst

like. aren't you tired of treating your fandom with corpo-approved family friendly gloves? don't you want to enjoy stuff like the adult you actually are, not the Ageless Sexless Heterosexual Christian Consumer Blob that corporations perceive you to be?

and like. i'm sorry for all the religious folk who are catching strays here, but Fascism, White Supremacy and this specific strain of Baptist Christianity are all united as the authors of the current anti-sex cultural movement. when you whine about "gooners", you're sucking James C. Dobson's cock

"oh but it's cringy" you sound like 70 year old facebook mom, you are literally repeating the "rock music isn't proper" scare of the 80s. think about that- you're allying yourself with BOOMERS. you want to talk about cringy, THAT is cringy

(ex)boyfriends #rtfvn

asking to kiss his bear boyfriend~ 🐻✨

Tummy peek game so strong, it's more of a tummy wide-eyed-stare, really. Art by @sizabledanger.hyper.wang ! 🦡🎨

when u tax the rich

Feeling just so plump lately

Alabama House speaker said he hopes SCOTUS “will overturn Amendment 14,” the one that made Black people citizens and guaranteed equal protection under law. It wasn’t just a slip. Today’s newsletter. 👉 link.al.com/public/45636...

showing off✨

Why is The Tragically Hip, like… the *perfect* road music. Why is that. Thank you, Canada🇨🇦. RIP Gord. 🪦

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Workin on some stuff for other streams tonight! Sorry for the late heads up. we'll be back tomorrow! Y'all have a good timezone ✨ 🎨 @leobato.bsky.social

Big and round 🤤

Some clothes got pretty tight. #bigbearpeoblems

Sketch comm for @sheldrake.bsky.social

Fuck… 🥴

It's going to be a long semester...

The aforementioned jock

The mood on the ground in Tennessee today.

>:3

"Star Trek is so bad" "liking star trek is peak masochism" Hey shut the fuck up. 👁️👄👁️

H U S B A N D S .

Post the wins. Fuck these weeping monsters. The Klan wear hoods to escape this kind of justice, and you idiots ran around with your faces (and license plates) visible. Why? Because Donald Fucking Trump convinced you it was a brand new world, and there would be no consequences.

“All 173” might be the funniest part here

A ridiculously rad pic of my bat lad Sebastien done by the incredibly talented @/roundwombo.bsky.social!! Weaponized spoiled brats are a weakness of mine, shhh don't tell no one 💦

Felt bad.. had to deliver a proper plop 🧐🐷

@support.bsky.team You have suspended one of our reporters accounts (@mattdcohen.bsky.social) likely based off false reports — with a "review" still pending. As a verified news organization, our reporters rely on this platform to promote their work. Resolution of this matter is urgent. Thank you.

Friends Comm for @avgbeardog.bsky.social!

It’s Friday. These need to come off… Yours do too… Do you have big plans this weekend?

No, Patrick. Liking a fictional character that's "minor coded" doesn't make you a pedophile, you are simply projecting your paranoia and insecurity of your own interests being judged you must take some time to heal and accept the self.

Happy Fat Croc Friday! 🐊🍹 Care to join?

Today the US federal regime released a 16 page "counter terrorism strategy" that includes this. Trans pogroms begin in earnest soon. Please save trans lives in any way you can think of. Please.

Long nights, overtime and stealing snacks in the office has had some impacts on JT’s waistline… and impulse control, if he’s downing a dozen donuts in one go Thank you to @lukoi.bsky.social for the wonderful YCH!

Sorry for all the politics on my normally furry porn account, but, See, this is what every news site should be saying, states are RUSHING to pass JIM CROW voting maps. Say it. Say they're doing Jim Crow shit. Say it out loud so everyone can hear it. Name it specifically. People need to hear it.

caelan has been documenting the worst in a sea of AI psychosis cases, because if they don't, nobody will. Until you actually watch these, you just do not comprehend the evils of this shit. Environment notwithstanding this shit needs to be regulated into oblivion. You can't watch this and be neutral

I’m in this picture(s) and I don’t like it

I want to become bigger... And sexier... Why can't I be him finally.... >.>

Asriel takes after his dad... comm for @cluclydeart.bsky.social !

The additional slots will be posted in the comments below! :3

Here is my contribution to #mayternity this year, a wonderful sketch of Forest by @sheebchub.bsky.social being positively feccund