Trump just chatting about gold curtains.

Why do they hate autistic people so much?

Floating at the bottom of the sea?

As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it. Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

Cashing in while wee girls are blown up. Obscene.

"If Kamala gets 4 more years, the Middle East will spend the next 4 decades going up in flames + your kids will be going off to War, maybe even a Third World War, something that will never happen with President Donald J. Trump in charge. For our Country's sake + for your kids, Vote Trump for PEACE!"

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Ooft.

And Flightradar is down 🤷‍♀️

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The Bored of Peace.

The president claims that Iran "attempted to rebuild their nuclear program and to continue developing long range missiles that can now threaten our very good friends and allies in Europe, our troops stationed overseas and could seen reach the American homeland." But it's cool to threaten Greenland.

FIFA Peace Prize Winner declares new war

Lmao

Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Criminally funny, but also I'm crying inside Norway comes for the #TechBros www.forbrukerradet.no/breakingfree vimeo.com/1168468796?f...

These cunts are so unbelievably online, how did this dickhead not recognise a very popular British political meme format?

In more good news, the far-right Advance UK party backed by Tommy Robinson received less votes in Gorton and Denton than Sir Oink A-Lot

Phew!

Where's Matt Goodwin?

Don't know what's worse - that the young Reform activist who tweeted it didn't get that this is a piss take meme, or that the literal chair of Reform UK thought it was real.

There's a strong whiff of sore loser in the air tonight. I give it a week before 'they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs' headlines.

Another day where we can say - well done to all the anti trans activists who have helped create a world where a convicted sexual abuser is the most powerful man in the world while this is what is going on in Kansas

Reform's Plans to Import Trump’s Authoritarian 'Project 2025' Blueprint to the UK – Byline Times

The Greens have reported Labour to the police for alleged breaches of electoral law in the Gorton and Denton by-electionIt comes after a van claiming the Greens want 'our daughters used for legal prostitution was reportedly seen near a polling station 👇 www.thenational.scot/news/2589179...

I doubt Paul Simon ever envisaged his lovely song being sung in a saaf Laandon accent. But David Bowie opened the Concert for New York City, at Madison Square Garden in October 2001, seated alone, with just a Sony Omnichord. And his performance worked. Beautifully... ❤️ youtu.be/afifZfUkU8I?...

Come on #Labour supporters… do the right thing & vote tactically to keep out Reform! If the boot were on the other foot, I honestly believe the @greenparty.org.uk followers would vote for you, if they were in 3rd place & unlikely to win. Know your enemy. Unite for what’s right! ✊ #GortonAndDenton

Andy Murray >

Tommy Robinson visited the US State Department today at the invite of the Trump administration. He's Britain's most prominent far-right street thug with criminal convictions for assault, violence, fraud, stalking & harassment. He was jailed in 2012 for trying to enter the US with a false passport.

So, Matt Goodwin cheated, he had a Nazi-sympathising campaign manager, a team of racist campaigners aligned to far right hate groups and he himself was accused of sexual harassment by a colleague at GBNews. Please god don’t inflict this foul piece of shit on the rest of us, #GortonandDenton

Mate, we've got pubs older than you. #SOTU

Is he going to just spend time making people relive the horrible details of how their loved ones were killed? #SOTU

'Lowest price in the world for drugs'. Prescriptions are free in Scotland. #SOTU

Prices coming down signifcalifiny.

'Trans for everyone' in 3.. 2... #SOTU

Blessed be the fact checkers. #SOTU

Every vote counts, don't waste yours! #GortonAndDenton

Reform: There's too much state interference. Also Reform: We will force you to marry, stop you getting divorced, make you have babies, dictate your religious beliefs, control your sexuality, penalise you if you are disabled and deport you if you don't look right. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Dude thinks Gilead are the good guys - Reform’s Danny Kruger criticises UK’s ‘totally unregulated sexual economy’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's not in the bag yet, you know what to do! 💚

🚨 WIPE THE SMILE OFF FARAGE'S FACE ✅ Elect the FIRST Northern Green MP 👇 Come campaign TOMORROW! We’ll only win if we do what Greens do best: Turn up and get stuck in! Reform will throw money at this and make a lot of noise. What they don’t have is YOU actionnetwork.org/events/actio...

Translation: Women have too many rights, gay men are allowed to exist, I find it icky.

Will there ever be an arrest related to the treatment of young women and girls or are they less important?

That brings the total arrests so far over the contents of the Epstein files to two. Both British. None in the United States.

The Scottish Parliament election 🗳️ is only 74 days away on 7th May 2026. Make sure you are registered to vote to ensure you can have your say. 👉 Register online at gov.uk/register-to-... Registration closes 20th April 2026.

Yusuf to confirm Reform do threaten to deport people with permanent status. Abolishing indefinite leave to remain will apply retrospectively to Commonwealth + non-European migrants: a mostly non-white group of 430k (Reform to exempt Europeans with settled status - 90% white - given UK/EU treaty)