I hope no one needs an MRI this year. The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half. No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).

Lol

I have been telling people this like a crazy person for YEARS. I am so glad the kids still know!

I think it's more interesting to ask how the institutionalism of the one on the left directly lead to the one on the right.

Not gonna lie, it took me a minute.

Met a fabulous japanese lesbian and her boyfriend at the symphony tonight. It was a lowkey glorious night because the concertmaster, Robyn Bollinger, did the solo for a Mendhelsonn concerto and showed us why she runs this ho.

The inaugural Nobel Prize for Astronomy goes to…

One of the most important reasons is to be like “did you see that shit? Am i crazy or…?” I will always be grateful for that moment with other Black people.

I love when a friend comes over for dinner and we hang out and eat and talk and at some point in the night they’ve had too much wine and kinda fall asleep. I interpret it as the ultimate feeling of comfort and safety in my home and presence.

Whats funny about this is people being confused thinking that our complaints about racism mean that we wish we werent Black. 99% of Black people couldn‘t think of or want any other way to be, we just want non-Black people to think better.

On the way home today, I saw a bumper sticker that said “HAVE THE DAY YOU VOTED FOR”

Me to everyone else in my family. (They lyin)

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A real life antihero is low-key mind blowing. It's a shame we're gutting the humanities because there is a whole book/thesis here.

BAY BEE

Afro Milkshake Duck old.reddit.com/r/pics/comme...

Update: Dolores Huerta has released a statement. In it, she confirms the Times's reporting, and supports the other women who have come forward. "I have kept this secret long enough. My silence ends here."

10 STEPS UP FROM DURBIN.

BREAKING: It is time for the percolator at Stratton’s party

How did gendered categories for acting start? They don‘t do this for Best Director, Writer, or Cinematographer. Is this one of those, so a man couldn’t lose to a woman things?

my line sister @jinnovate.bsky.social just made the point that it probably took this long for "casting director" to become a category because it might be a field dominated by women.

Delroy was robbed!

Meanwhile, how many members of the Trump admin have to live on a military base for their safety now?

I wish more people knew about this because one of my best drag names is Offtrack Betty

They are increasingly using nitrogen instead of helium for balloons because helium is getting scarcer and expensive. There is a dad joke about inflation here and i will not rest until I have it.

This is one of the best political communications I've ever seen and it made me miss zines and niche magazines and weird little newspapers that were everywhere in the 90s.

A lesson to the other birds. You need to hustle. Wake up early. Go to the gym. Get your wings and breast up. You need to be producing an egg at least once a day if you want to be on top.

ok this one got me 🥹

That woman gave that odious man her Nobel Peace Prize to curry favor and he not only paid her dust, he then ignored her completely to start an illegal war with Iran. She torched so much support/goodwill and if you mentioned her name to him he probably wouldn't know who you were talking about.

"38 states have legalized sports gambling. We study how this policy has impacted consumer financial health...We find a substantial increase in average bankruptcy rates, debt sent to collections, use of debt consolidation loans, and auto loan delinquencies."

I’LL KNOCK ALL THIS SHIT OVER: Mideast Conflict Diplomacy www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

Great thread! (and a peek into humanities research)

The canary I’ve really been waiting for is bankruptcy, but its not a sexy topic likely to be covered in mainstream news. Are bankruptcies up? Are sports bookies lobbying state and federal legislatures about bankruptcy laws and gambling debts?

Anyway, I cannot imagine a more toxic soup than a culture of white patriarchical dominance, unregulated gambling, legitimatizing prediction markets, historic economic inequality, and climate anxiety. Truly.

The clues tell us that somewhere on this property is likely an unmarked cemetery for people the builders enslaved. Call the ancestors before you dig!

Memba when I told yall Balatro coming to mobile was going to be amazing and then it was? Ball x Pit is coming to ios soon. its going to be amazing. apps.apple.com/us/app/ball-...

Whitney Houston and I would be on the no-fly list after it was over, but we would have a great time.

"just lost cause mythos in space"

🤣🤣 necessary keyboard 🎹 moments “ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO KNIFE”

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

I always wanted the job the guys were doing. Their jobs had autonomy. Women’s jobs only had responsibility. I couldn’t articulate that at the time but that’s what it was.

nothing like minding your sleepy business and then having to square up against a sudden reflection or surprising coat rack to remind you that your brain might be be your dumbest organ. I achieved a standing broad jump record seeing an unexpected reflection during a nighttime bathroom trip.

Do you know what kind of pain yoo experience while dying from a tooth infection?

Pleased As A Punk in Boys' Town: Black Gay Carrying On

Clarence Thomas’s postman could do the funniest thing

Yes, 1password is raising its price, but you really expect me to use something named KeepAss? you know what is going to happen when I ask my roasting family to set up KeePass?

lmaooooooooooo

we have abducted another head of state and are killing random boaters and it’s not ongoing breaking news. we should interrupt things with breaking news every time people are murdered by the government without due proces. Each time is as bad as the first. Worse!

I'm not sure Veep would have tried to pull this ridiculous storyline off.

Brandi does such important research. First, it was her documentation of Naomi Campbell's consistent proximity to evil, and now that Pony may be THE ice skating song.