did an Ariana Grande ponytail sweep with his tie, said "And what about it?," and closed the door.

This is what current social media lacks. Those little touches of personality like away messages, favorites lists, wha ti'm listening to, etc. Even though everyone had them, they were personal. now you get a banner, profile pic, and bio.

I contend that this is always how centrists have campaigned and gotten the big pocketbooks open. It's just so much more obviously destructive and wrongheaded in current circumstances.

I think it's interesting that all the "preserve the party" smoke is for the progressives that voters selected and not Schumer or Jeffries. If your current legislative strategy is costing incumbents their seats, appeal to your leaders or get new ones. It's what your constituents are doing!

Been referring to “Reverse ETL” as “LTE“ and my boss finally asked me what i was talking about. When i explained, he closed his eyes, sighed, and said “go home.”

I changed my default post interaction to “people i follow or who follow me“ and it is wild how much it upsets people. I just wanted to reduce spam and bad faith randos, but apparently i am follower farming! Cant believe I've been exposed like this.

I genuinely can’t tell if they mean the insects or white protestants.

There is a truck telematics company called TruckerCloud and I can only wonder if it used to be called MethSmoke. www.truckercloud.com

Everyone involved needs to be impeached and/or disbarred.

Also, the bi energy is off the charts

Why does he sound like the onion film critic?

y'all wanna see some privilege? old.reddit.com/r/ufc/commen...

One day i will click on “Play” for Diablo 4 and it wont verify files, download shaders, or just freeze for 30 seconds and then…do nothing; it will actually just load the game. #manifesting

Price of the brick goin up!

✅ Yes ✅ Yes ✅ Yes

ladies, bring a drink cover

No escapes, mostly overstays in fact

I named the vacuum/mop robot Limpia Wind and I’m really pleased with myself.

I will never forgive steve jobs for making these gangly nerds think we want to watch them pretend to have charisma and make a big deal about minor enterprise software features at every conference.

Homey COOKED! #HouseMusic

What in the Morgan Freeman... old.reddit.com/r/GirlDinner...

This is probably from the cyanobacteria and not the peroxide. The intense sunlight turned that peroxide to water. Cyanotoxins are a way bigger deal. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanoto...

Boomer parent Elmo

It's actually homophobic to open the strait during pride month.

You are tied to a chair in a container slowly filling with water. Your children have to type in a mapquest url to a motorola flip phone and read the grayscale screen to find and save you. Do you think they will figure out how to do the "://" part before you drown?

Just got reminded of this on Juneteentheve

Bring It On

keke palmer is soft launching sean evans and i am so here for it.

🎯

You New Yorkers really are something 😂

New Yorker’s, you know what we need y’all to wish hard for next…? Imagine the year you could make this!

GOD its nice to see some unrestrained joy. It's been awhile.

From NCAA national champions to NBA champions. 2016 to 2026.

Legit smiling at seeing folks so jubilant for once. This is nice.

☑ Knicks in Five! That leaves one more thing on this list. Join @nycplan.org's monthly organizing meeting tomorrow if you wanna help fight for increased funding for our public libraries. Just email [email protected] to get the Zoom link for tomorrow, meeting is from 2:00-4:00pm.

Watching everything be better without you from Albania:

Imagine what Desus & Mero would be like right now 😭

HAPPY PRIDE KNICKS IN FIVE

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

Congratulating the Knicks fans in my life.

We have threaded this needle by finding a Turkish restaurant with TVs that’s having a Knicks party. Greatest city in the world

what's wild is this could be about Kriss Kross or Christopher Cross and still be valid

The purpose of “Abundance” is to find pro-housing/transit liberals who will never respond to overt conservative propaganda or manufactured NYT doomerism and trap them in political funhouse mirrors that convert every genuine desire for a better world into anti-labor politics in service of oligarchy.

Steven Universe, the dysmorphia episode

justified block for usage of "pure"

the FEC should fine Fox for unreported in-kind donations.

Do kids know that before Spotify you could (theoretically) fill out a card from a magazine with any name and get ten CDs and then just move? You’d have to avoid Terre Haute, Indiana, but that was already a given.

At a fancy bar in Vancouver cutting up with locals. People in this town have been super nice! And the osetra bumps are cheap!

Horrifying stuff. All the trigger warnings. Misogyny, abuse, exploitation, rape, republicans.