any guesses as to what i’m making 🤭

idk how to say this without being sappy and idk why this has come to me at 11:52 on january 26th 2025 perhaps pjs video sparked something in me. but. i usually use she/her. and im so so good with they/them. but i also wouldn’t necessarily mind he/him. like??? who CARES!! certainly not me 🫶

so turns out when my dr said don’t take your adhd meds after 10 am bc you won’t be able to fall asleep… she really meant it 😌 who would have thought 🤭

dan and phil.... are such. good. COWORKERS....

😔✊

he did this specifically for me <3

have yall watched bwagfeo??

the night is thinking of love ✨ a sequel to my hands no longer an afterthought ✨ rated E ✨ 14.7k ✨ Dan and Phil tour and, simultaneously, slowly explore Dan's kink further. archiveofourown.org/works/60914575

uh someone take my bank account away from me im buying too many things :')

go to pinterest and look up “celebrity”, “oufit”, “song”, and “aesthetic”

ok.. so at what age does wine stop tasting like vinegar... im 24 and theres one (1) type of moscato i like (and its basically juice anyway)

goddddd if you can hear me 😭😭😭

You know what's good? Potato.

your body is holy a #phanfic written for @blossomsphan.bsky.social as part of my fics for charity donations project! 🦋 Explicit 🦋 1.8k 🦋 Phil wants a massage, and Dan wants Phil to feel good. archiveofourown.org/works/60864817

need a girlfriend that is dan and phil

dan’s emo outfit from the horse calendar but on 2009 dan 🤔🤔

opening Works in Dan Howell/Phil Lester and there are no new fics since the last time I looked (which was 10 minutes ago)

need corresponding dan ass photo

watching wdapteo to feel something </3

i think im coming down with lack-of-danandphil-itis and need them to upload as an apology 🤧🤒

Good morning here’s this again <3

Spotify Wrapped, my beloved, where are you? Save me Spotify Wrapped, you're my only hope...

i’m gonna 93, completely senile doing this dance like this is INGRAINED in me

um it’s snowing here today and i LOVE snow but not when i have to drive like a million miles to get to school 🥲 wish me luck

currently making mushroom soup </3 forgive me phil lester for committing such a crime </3 (mushroom soup the light of my life <3)

everyone avoiding tit spoilers- yall are gods strongest warriors fr

dan and phil stun in new calander pics 😍😍

dan and phil and oxbow lakes

i love that they censored dans feet in the video but neither of theirs in the calendar. they said y'all gotta pay for the foot content 😗

WHAT IS HAPPENING I JUST GOT OUT OF CLASS AND NEED TO DRIVE FOR AN HOUR THEY NEED TO STOP MOVING

day in the life save me. tour day in the life i need you.

ao3 is down right when i’m finally able to read @blossomsphan.bsky.social fic 😭 this is homophobia i just know it is

still no phupload

i am a phenis 😌

phis phis phe phost phun phive phever phad

screaming sobbing throwing myself on the ground

im a games girlie through and through, especially now that they do less game-y stuff too

god this one is hard because i love both for different reasons.... but i think i have to say heart eyes howell bc the intensity of them is insane. like babygirl is WHIPPED

lion for the nostalgia <3

how i feel when someone says they were in middle school when they went to ii (i was in my last year of high school)

wish i had someone to xd to

✨🌈new fic!!🌈✨ i wanna be with you everywhere t, 1.3k a month after meeting for the first time, phil discovers dan's neck thing. archiveofourown.org/works/60614692

some evidence:

fluffy hair + dan howell + a baseball cap send post