"you're on food stamps, why are you eating steak???" There's only two reasons you should be concerned with the contents of my plate: making sure I'm getting enough food, and that it's safe for me to eat.

Okay, Youtube. sure.

www.youtube.com/shorts/PjAOt... [trying to hold in my laughter]

yum. Did any of y'all cook something fun today?

Please share this with any scalper communities you may be aware of:

One thing that I think was neglected to be mentioned here: there is a fixed cost to all this stuff, there is no guarantee that a 32 gig (or smaller) cart would be cheaper*. I just took a quick look at the Microcenter website and the smallest SD card I could find is 32 gigabytes.+

Great... about 70 years later we're going to have a country hate our guts for the exact same reason... Maybe Iran would be an ally right now if we hadn't coup'd their ass because of oil.

youtu.be/enY88Dvj9p4 If I were impacted, the only apology I would accept is a full refund of the entire stay, even if I had one day left on the reservation, and if Marriot wanted to keep me as a customer, enough credit for 28 days in an executive suite.+

Rebel leaders do not fuck around.

If Skyrim ever gets the remaster treatment the way Oblivion did, I want them to get Jason Issacs to voice Lord Harkon, and deliver a line like "Vampires everywhere will forever tell stories about the Great Harkon, who darkened the Sun! They'll call me Harkon the Conqueror, Harkon the Sun Slayer!"+

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says the Epstein files should be released only in a limited way to “make sure we don’t do permanent damage to the political system.”

I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel. We have to be SHARP on the left right now.

Double Rainbow all the way across the sky!

When a CHILD has to talk sense into a… holy fuck Kelly is 54, very soon to be 55, and she's defending this monstrous behavior with "well, at least they weren't 5"‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

republicans simply do not have to enable an obvious pedophile. they can impeach him and continue being pieces of shit very easily tbh

here's my take on repair: If it cannot be repaired by a third party, it's worth less than its value in scrap. Yes, you would get more money from me selling it as scrap than you would as a complete appliance.

Health insurance companies when they don't want to pay just a little bit more to get a much better device: WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS! me: I have... fuck them! They deserve financial ruin for profiting off of the ruin of others.

holy fucking shit, I knew I played a lot of Awakening, but jesus christ nearly a thousand hours.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Dick Cheney died? Oh shit, I need beer!

Started a new file of BOTW over the weekend, and decided to do something I've not done in like seven years. Murder Ganon without doing any of the Divine Beasts. Master Sword was acquired but that was the extent of my preparation.+

Remember the Muk from a few weeks ago? Cerulean wanted to pull a prank Viridian, so he asked them to help! What better way to spook someone than jumping out of a belly? #Vore #Slime

On tonight's story, a husband and expectant father pepper mourns the loss of his wife and soon to be mother of his child.

Their solution.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI ISN'T JUST RUNNING FOR MAYOR HE'S LEADING A MOVEMENT FOR RENTERS RIGHTS AND AGAINST ISLAMOPHOBIA. WE ARE DONE WITH CORPORATE LEADERS WHO WAIT TIL THE LAST MINUTE. STAND WITH MUSLIM IMMIGRANT AND WORKING CLASS NEW YORKERS NOW!

Thursday, I found a propane grill on the sidewalk and took it home. looked it up later to find that similar models for $1000. New heating pipes were ready to be installed but it needed a new hose (picked up for $20). Removing the old hose did make me bleed a bit tho.

I know it’s No Kings day but I think we can all make an exception to say that this sign is king shit

@sonic.bsky.social @sonic-official.bsky.social Gotta represent.

youtu.be/1a7MEST0RMI "You're a war criminal, Harris" as if the VP has any direct say… those who do not seriously engage with politics do not deserve to be taken seriously by pundits and politicians… You want to be taken seriously? Engage with politics maturely and pragmatically.+

If you are an ICE agent, I hope you wake up every day to find your tires slashed.

Going through the quote posts on this shows some very brain rotted takes. These were games that you can still buy in a capacity that supports the publisher, that he was also selling access to, and he was given a C&D, and refused to show in court. At some point, you can only blame the pirate.

I said it before and I'll say it again. People who encourage piracy as a moral crusade against companies like Nintendo make the very CONCEPT of emulation look bad.

A swear in this cartoon? I welcome it

ゆらゆら🦊

youtu.be/FfDb0OewC8Y Aside from the "illegals getting benefits" drivel, and where the shutdown blame belongs, she is correct. Second time in 40 days I'm agreeing with Margorie "Jewish Space Lasers" Greene??? Hell has truly frozen over, and politics truly does make for the strangest of bedfellows.

What the actual fuck do you mean by "may"?

I assume/hope that nobody told them Nintendo released a game with a lesbian protagonist in drag literally two weeks ago

ピチューの日🐭⚡️

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof are citizens…" To argue that those here illegally are not subject to our jurisdiction is to argue that they can't be touched by law enforcement.+

For some reason, I just put "pokemon knife" into google, and found an amazon listing that caught my eye. A knife model called "Bulbasaur" from a brand calling themselves "Shieldon".

Another new amendment idea: Pay for members of Congress will now be a daily salary, current salary will be divided by three hundred and sixty five, and no backpay shall be issued for time worked in the event of a government shutdown.

i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant 😞

releasing files on Amelia Earhart? Cool, I guess. How about the full unredacted Epstein client list?

youtu.be/fE1QMGy8yYc Here's what I would've done: pull the trailer, go quiet for like three days, and then post a new one that is even more explicitly anti-fascist. Think of that time when BJ Blazkowicz nearly decapitated a Nazi with a kitchen knife in Wolfenstein The New Order.+

Satire is not fluff, it’s a mirror. Well done, South Park. SMITE!

Why was the cap ever this generous in the first place? No single person nor company should be permitted more than 10 broadcast licenses, and be permitted zero service area overlap, or hold editorial control.+

This may be a bit of lengthy thread, but I have an idea, not sure how will it will pan out. Shortly after Charlie Kirk was murdered, Nancy Mace tweeted "bring back the death penalty". In the time it took her to type that out and hit post, a google search would revealed that Utah still employs it.+

1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant" 1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer

Let the pedantry commence! The IRS rate is $0.70/mile, which would be $210 for 300 miles, $420 total. Still in the realm of self-funding. (Srsly. I like to use the IRS rate for any sort of estimation like this, because it accounts for more than just the gas. YMMV 😀) www.irs.gov/tax-professi...