Sighhhhhh

Majority of them are very vanilla.

Before I know it...it's gonna be my 33rd birthday

I’m absolutely over being an experience.

As much as I resonate with this, I don’t wanna force possession. If they don’t want me, their loss.

Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.

Is this where everyone disappeared to?

Mother issues club gather round!

Oh my

I'm just not about to argue over $27. Like....

Wow the first Black Mirror episode is dark. The ending is so sad

I need some **** so bad omg

Following up on this. They just banned a Canadian trans musician from getting a visa to tour the US. They're straight up banning trans people from entering the US. www.stereogum.com/2303977/bell...

This is so greedy lmaoo

Okay heartburn when I'm drinking means I'm getting old and I need to stop

Bigger confession… I like wayyyy more than 3

It's really 6. I lied 😪

Salmon, asparagus and mashed potatoes

The Pitt but I'm gonna start it soon

Okay I have a confession. I like three Taylor Swift songs *runs away*

Yes but only because weed causes me to hallucinate and get very paranoid

Netflix charging me $27 a month now so I told everyone using my account the premium stops HERE. We are downgrading to basic with ads babe!

The greatest country is the one that gave the world Insulin and Degrassi

I still don't and I think it's because I don't own a house or have children

Taking a shot for the beautiful Monique tonight. RIP lovely girl

This my favourite song from her okay 😭

I'm still trying to find my twitter mutuals on here

I love being a Millennial. Business casual outfits and skinny jeans and ALL

I love a thesaurus ass drag spiked with critical thinking and topped with an emotionally evoking dig. Delicious

I think the spotify algorithm knows when I'm Horny cause my shuffle is testing me rn

China older than the Bible. You are not scaring these niggas.

I missed my songggg😪

🗣️ I GOT A CUTE FACE, CHUBBY WAIST

It's the first day of Black Maternal Health Week!

Drunk and singing GET OUT! RIGHT NOW! IT'S THE END OF YOU AND MEEEEEEE

Until you get mad and say I'm shaped like the letter P 😪

Finding out someone you went to highschool with has passed from Cancer is so sobering. We are so young in this context. Hurts me

Is Bluesky full of prudes or no? I forgot

It's been a very long time and I used to love them lmao

Me off this whiskey:

I feel so sexy right now. This wine is hitting

Are you guys still there?👀

Men, having women as JUST FRIENDS, even if they are attractive or whatever, can add richness to your life and you got someone who won't bullsh*t you when you out of pocket. Be a brother to a sister out here, Men.

I feel so much of the end of this book could have cut lowkey. Hopefully there's a big finish

You must be flying Ticketmaster😔

I finally checked my dms on Tiktok and it's just scammers in there asking if I want a sugar daddy 💀💀💀💀