David Mitchell's Agent going to be earning his 15% soon.

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

President Bone Spurs meets Prince Bone Saw.

Sounds very "Let them eat cake" to me

Explains a lot

Looking forward to @dieworkwear.bsky.social analyzing the first picture.

Not a good look for a new Home Secretary. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The innocents weren't in social clubs in Palm Beach

He's broken so much.

RFK Jr wants them all for himself

Thought @granitegeeknh.bsky.social would find this interesting - all our hot water (50 gallon main tank + 50 gallon store tank) is currently being heated by the sun. Well water is currently 69F. We're also putting electricity back into the grid.

Lets get Felons out of there.

Millions may soon LOSE 401(k) savings in crypto and private equity

China must be loving this.

Some business travel for me. N - Stirling, Scotland E - Seoul, South Korea S - St. Lucia W - San Diego, USA

We know who else likes to hide in rental trucks while wearing masks.

One of Donalds friends asked him if he's ever tried roofies on girls. Donald had to investigate.

damn right

@darthbluesky.bsky.social - Fancy smooshed potatoes

Which bit of "Environmental" and "Protection" does this idiot not understand?

Washington Epsteins

NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

Next Secretary of Schools for Trump

Is there any way to verify that anything they release is genuine, and not 'rewritten' to suit a political agenda?

It's always the ones you most suspect.

Trump's Secret Police kidnapping workers.

OK

Do love my Spurinp Brits.

@drjengunter.bsky.social - as someone I trust on social media can you confirm this?

Tom Paine: in monarchies the king is the law, but in the free societies the law is king. Wishing everyone an exuberant and free Fourth of July. Together we fight for a more perfect union.

@redsox.com - WTF - you disgust me

What could possibly go wrong?

Supreme Court decides more women need to die.

Our local brewery is called Smuttynose, and they have experimental brews they make in Smutlabs. Smut is slang for rude nudity in England, and I like the combination.

Anyone know where I can get a gieger counter? Need to buy some salad.

Memo from Private Eye to our broadcasters

Sat in Pizza Hut next to Liam Gallagher.

I hope he kicks up a stink

Translation - Trump Hotels can't find staff.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

But they're being countered by a flood of videos showing the human toll: crying children, angry protests, families ripped apart. And in the middle, "people just end up getting angrier and angrier." Inside the social media war over deportations: wapo.st/4l2fK2A

Wonder what @k8lister.bsky.social has to say about this.

Biden’s granddaughter calls the Tapper/Thompson book “political fairy smut” with “unoriginal, uninspired lies” to “make a quick buck”

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

I'm even betterer!

movie u have watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode no star wars star trek or lotr)

They're going to change it to National Gallery of Fart as Elon thinks it's funny.

Donald wants to speak to the manager.

Peak Fitness Training

"Exercise"