This will not end well.

I love to listen to how much terrible wine ppl post/brag about

I can confirm, that this story is not true

How do you miss a field goal? Just ridiculous

I make sure that people know my gingerbread cookies are MEN! None of this woke "gingerbread people" nonsense. I include a 10inch super thick cock *exploding* with man juice (white frosting so it's educational). In fact they are dick cookies with men attached, I call them "XXXmas COCKIES."

Why anybody listens to him about…well, anything, but about this in particular, I mean 🤷‍♂️

Samples etc

If I call your restaurant 4 times in 2 days and nobody picks up , you won’t get my money #apolicytofail Sometimes you need to ask questions; I’d rather you had no number to connect than to just have poor phone etiquette.

My chest is aching, burns like a furnace The burning keeps me alive…

Happy bday to me

Bday bottle

#FIFA is trash, pass it

Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.

3 Questions: 1) What are we doing? 2) How is this pro-life? 3) What are we doing? www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

A lil bday diddy #muzak

I bet they hire some baby boomer writers or some goofy mushs when/if it comes to the US. I can only imagine the suburban housewife/bloggers cueing up. Is the a Michelin tikety-tok yet? I heard they are not interested in lo-fi either. If you ask Robert Joseph , nobody is.

I get it

I don’t get it

Screw caps for the win Every time Every bottle Fight me

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

Trash that is paid for These are not ratings They are adverts

Rabid, deranged racism. But also projection.

Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?

Ciao

Alt headline: hamburger toast, here comes British haute cuisine.

good thread about a bad thing

I might have just consumed 4000 calories; don’t judge me

Compliments

@lifeattable.bsky.social you must answer for all of PA, why??

Why? Just why

Reminder these

Boooo

Ill be your monster….

Wanna see a robbery BBR in US really taking folks

Aw hell no

Friendsgiving smax

TEN MONTHS IN: The national debt is higher. The trade deficit is wider. The inflation rate has worsened. The unemployment rate is up.

Old man juice

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

Insanity

Smell a fart . Com

Happy cosmic Bday to my brother Serge.

Real good words

I’m the slum-molier