I trust nothing being posted today.

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Just saw some poor guy chasing his dog who got loose lol. Dogs running around leash and all keeping well ahead of his owner lol

Nope that's a penis

My favorite Hobby.. pooping while doom scrolling

Or I can make a $2.50 meal at home instead of something fancy and get all my vitamins and minerals in one meal

They won't be convinced. I've tried and tried but they're too afraid of this regime to go that far. 🤷‍♂️ General strike would get shit done but Americans are cowards so they'll never do it not even if they lose the November elections or if Trump cancels them

This dog refuses to leave the park 😂

Good doggie 🐶

Bipolar sucks. I hate that I can go to sleep and wake up a couple hours later (whether naturally or by some other means) and be wide fucking awake 😑

Heartburn will be the death of me 😭

Too bad it's not their dog.

A lovely poem

Republicans use dirty tactics and unlawful behavior to pass a bill that would fund DHS and ICE www.rawstory.com/dhs-26766282...

@offthemarkparisi.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭

The only AI slop ever created without a computer was the Bible

Don't waste your breath. I've been arguing this since day one and these people keep making bullshit excuses as they why they do protests once a month or why they can't do a general strike. But what it really boils down to is they're cowards and they actually like this president and his bullshit.

I've never had this issue. Now I'm curious to know what they were using the honey for 🫣

ICE useless at airports 🤣 www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ice-a...

There is soda with protein? Where? I need more data

Is anybody else barely getting by with groceries that don't even last a whole week now? I've always been budgeting, but now I really had to cut back on things a lot more because of just how expensive it is. I don't know what we're going to do.

If you were to show up at an airport in a tactical vest that said ICE on it and a temporary Punisher tattoo you get from a gumball machine you could do some real bad shit right now. Granted you'd have to cosplay as a guy with a lobotomy who can't do a pushup.

🤣🤣🤣🤣that's just some bad art placement right there 🤣

I would have asked him how many people he thinks ICE agents will pin down and shoot in the back www.rawstory.com/ice-airports/

I had to mute the words Kamala Harris because I'm tired of hearing about her. If you think this administration is such shit then do something about it instead of whining like little bitches. GENERAL STRIKE AND PROTEST ON WHITEHOUSE LAWN FOR A MONTH. Otherwise just stop complaining you ain't serious

Honestly that's probably what it's gonna be like by the end of the year

🤣🤣🤣 that Roomba is so rude

That looks like dessert

😳What the fuck 🧐

Wild animals are NOT pets!

It's the only way to play

Cereal is a meal

May Darwinism take Dems and Repubs.

@mahmoudsfmly.opnshelf.social Asshole scammers like you are why I don't donate to people who actually need it.

🎵I'm a Chiquita banana and I'm here to say If you wanna kill your teacher here's an easy way Just peel a banana and throw it on the floor And watch your teacher go flying out the door🎵

This is why I turn location and camera off

Yeah it's rather shocking 😂

My parents are getting a freaking puppy and naming it after me they are replacing me with a golden retriever!

Id be getting my money back

🤣🤣🤣 old ladies are not to be messed with

Tomato sauce is a vegetable

I am now more motivated than ever to stop eating chimpanzees for dinner every evening.

Firstly, THANK YOU everyone for your concern. I’m okay, just a bit shaken up. Fact is I was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the gas station. Afterwards, I was disoriented. My money was gone, so I called the police, who asked if I knew who did it. “Yes," I said. "It was pump 4.”

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social

Put this on my downstairs crapper because I'm classy...

Floriduh man drives backwards guessingheadlights.com/florida-man-...

🐰 If you ❤️ bunnies, repost this! 🐰 Bunnies are a 10+ year commitment. 🐰 Bunnies ARE NOT good starter pets. 🐰 Bunnies ARE NOT for children. 🐰 Bunnies require pricey $$ exotic vet care. 🐰 Bunnies ARE NOT gifts for Easter (or any other time)!! #MakeMineChocolate #NotJust4Easter #AdoptDontShop