Oh i hate having to poo like why couldnt our bodies be more food absorbent so we dont have to poo!!

Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work https://theonion.com/woman-adopts-second-cat-for-first-one-to-terrorize-whil-1833065011/

if i bite your neck you’ll turn into a breakfast burrito

You are on your own. I aint messing with that fluff demon

I have soooo much gas. Fuck you fiber I hate you. Is it possible to live without eating it ever again because i dont think i can do this again ..... 😞

Can i eat them or are they just for show?

By Jim Benton

Either the chips didnt agree with me or the bran cereals fiber is working overtime. Either way my gut is doing some serious rebelling right now.

IF YOU SEE THIS VIDEO ITS AI SLOP!!! FIRST POINT WHEN DOG RUNS UNDER SECOND SET OF BARS ITS BODY PASSES THROUGH THE BARS. AND A HUMAN THAT'S NOT ANYWHERE AROUND ALL OF A SUDDEN IS THERE RUNNING WITH THE DOG WHEN THE SHOT PANS BACK TO THE LEFT!! AI KILLS!! STOP THE AI SLOP!!

Heroes is on TubiTV HEROES is on TubiTV! HEROES IS ON TUBITV!!! I've been waiting forever to watch that show and now i can 🤤🤤🤤 thank you TubiTV

MAKE BIGGER CLOTHING!! 😡 I want that shit to be like a tent when i wear it. Not riding up my ass like im flossing my ass crack with my own fucking pants

I'm eating these chips and I don't care who likes it! 😤

I love video games They're awesome

I was looking through the games on sale on xbox and i came across the funniest ass shit ive seen in a long time. It's called Dark Farts.... And apparently you fight with bean powered gas attacks. I shit you not its a game about fighting fire with farts.

Lmfao dude that's passion fruit. Although i have NO idea what a passion fruit is supposed to be or what it does but it sounds inappropriate

Been sitting here for days doing this #NoMan'sSky Expedition and we are only at 21% 😑 its taking too long i want my rewards damnit!!

Make art with your hands. It’s what humans do. #noAI #artistssupportingartists #humanart

Any ass posting AI is getting insta blocked. I dont care if you knew or not.

You should probably ask a pet store that. They'd know better than i would. I only ever had the one cat and she was collared and leashed as a kitten so she got used to it right away

People are always showing pictures of pizza and food so i thought i would show you my macaroni salad

Gives all new meaning to dumpster diving 🤣🤣

To everyone on bluesky. The accounts you see that ask for likes for a dogs supposed birthday giving the dog a frozen blueberry for every like is a fake bot account farming likes so they can later sell the account. Do NOT like these accounts you're only helping them scam people.

If everyone rode bikes there would never be any traffic

Platner is a Nazi. If you vote for him you are a fucking Nazi.

I want fiber in my junk food

I want to play the xylophone on my ribcage but the flab keeps getting in the way 😡

And the morons will vote in a fucking Nazi as if that's better? And big fucking deal she lied about stepping down she's done a good fucking job otherwise but they'll vote in a fucking Nazi who'll probably rape some kids and side with Trump on everything just like fetterman.

Not that im away of. They have great big capital letters that say stop

But I like my arterial plaque I don't want no cleaning!!

I hope it finishes loading. I need a book on how to procrastinate better

Imma raid your fridge

That's explains why I never liked pickles 🤣🤣

We need to start turning people into little green crackers for sustenance

I think I'm more apt to believe in unicorns before I believe in AI

I want cookies. At 1 am I want friggin cookies. 😑

Honestly I don't blame dogs for begging for food. Seems like y'all starve your animals with this bullshit of one cup of dog food a day. You try eating only one meal a day that's only one cup and see how hungry you are later on.

Go away I'm sleeping

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This is just so wrong 🤣🤣

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Absolutely not. I like my interactive movies where I can have the main hero jump off a cliff for shits and giggles

I smell like broccoli. Why the fuck do I smell like broccoli?!

If you're gonna show us pictures and videos of food then you have to post the recipe with it otherwise we all coming to your house to raid your fridge in retaliation.

Guess I'll watch patient zero on Tubi

Y'all should just cancel all streaming services and subscriptions even if you like them y'all should send a message that not being able to own your media is not ok. Next they'll be making you rent your food

Fact of the day: the person who plays Triangle in the Bermudan Philharmonic Orchestra keeps disappearing.

White gravy with onions, broccoli, potatoes, and meatballs pureed and seasoned with salt

This morning I launched a book aimed at 8 to 12 year olds. I'm happy to say, I hit one of the little shits. 🐢💨

Just ask them if you can sit there and if they say no sit there anyways. On their stuff. That's probably fragile.