she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

Boy are your initials DNS because you’re always going down

The House has officially started floor debate on the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Is this the redistricting where they literally admitted to doing it to win seats or was that another one lmao

The way that our holiday calendar falls this year means that three days of PTO gets me nine straight days without work. And then I go back on Friday for ONE DAY and then it’s a weekend. Lol

Our company switched to Deel to be an all-in-one PPO sort of situation and I have never once logged in without having an issue.

Learning that I might be logging in to work today to a major incident/outage because I noticed the Cloudflare outage when I tried to open JFF lmao

It’s always frustrating to see how primary care doctors don’t feel any responsibility to keep themselves up to date on queer healthcare resources. Like we don’t need you to know every aspect of trans healthcare, but we DO need you to know about local medical professionals who understand it.

God, there’s nothing like successfully making a bunch of gay people laugh

Mega Frosslass is very vagina

So… Why does everyone think PL:ZA is bad? I don’t get it. It’s pretty good lol

So my company decided to start paying for any in-office related travel I do, including transportation, housing, food, etc. They have to reduce my pay by $3k a year for it. I feel weird about it but I’m also saving more money than what’s being cut, so…??????? Idk girl idk

This totally won’t worsen the Christian psychosis.

Can we please have more poomsae videos on Youtube that don't have people doing this insane sine wave nonsense? It feels very American to me and it makes American Tae Kwon Do look CRAZY.

Somebody search the files for Peter Gelb

These stupid fucks are so illiterate that I genuinely can’t tell what’s going on in these emails chains.

DoorDash can’t figure out a way to get my driver to read my delivery note but they make the defining statement about our economy

I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.

Oh they’re so cunty lmao

Wake me up when we surface THE damning email.

probably something an innocent man would do

Today I learned that kicking waist height is REALLY HARD because I’m used to kicking at my face height at minimum. But you can’t kick a brick in half if you kick at your face height, so I must kick at my waist. 😩🥲

Can someone in tech please help me figure out how to be successful in an application to a tech company lmao I don’t understand how to actually structure a resume that isn’t for arts administration 💀

Girl what the HELL is this Mega Bannette battle?

Big wig at B&H is retiring and my former boss’s boss is taking her spot, and I just LOVE when people who have said and done crazy shitty things to me get to high places in their careers.

Why did Darby get kicked out of Sidetrack lmao they make jokes about it on the show all the time but I am a lowly New York gay so I have no idea what happened.

Young people may have youth, but I’m in my early thirties, finally have adult money, and have a huge pantry closet that I don’t use in my brand new apartment that I live in and pay for by myself. So I win.

We’re so fucking back

Gonna see if I can fit my s*x s***g in my pantry brb

Traitors US cast dropped and chat, we are so fucking back

"mistaken for criminals"

I want you to all guess the conclusion of this saga. Go on, guess!

Good afternoon, Be nice to data analysts and give them a little thank you when they spend an hour and a half digging through your data to help you fix a problem. -Management

It makes so much sense that the strongest effort against our current standing on marriage equality is characterized by one grumpy looking bitch with the shittiest hair I’ve ever seen. Like of COURSE you don’t like gays, they abandoned you.

I can’t get through a single song from Hamilton without feeling like I’m listening to a Kidz Bop or Glee cover of hip hop artists hits.

Imagine being alive in 2025 and still believing that the right has any ounce of shame AND believing that they will do the right thing due to shame and shame alone.

Anyway you should be on their doorsteps with pitchforks and torches

I hate when politicians pull the “Let me be very clear here” thing on social media at the 11th hour. GROW A SPINE AND BE CLEAR FROM DAY ONE. OR WE’RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AWAY FROM YOU.

Why did they make Slowpoke thicker than a Snicker

Being mean to people on Grindr is so clearly just you needing an avenue to feel in control of how people feel about you, and writing it off as “offering feedback” is very telling about how you handle being wrong.

StockyDudes is canon in the Pokémon universe: Confirmed

They modeled Lumiose City after Paris and the first thing that happens to you in the game is actual robbery lmfao

Having a moment sorry

And before any of you say it: Yes I look like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. Yes I relate to the character. I was THEE archetypical moody weird kid.

Oldest selfie in your phone: This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.

Random question I've had for like, eight years: Are the English subtitles in Czech Hunter scenes actually the translation of the conversation or are they just making up a storyline?

God I cannot wait for Him to die.

Client ghosts us for four months after signing a contract, gets back to us this week, and demands that we SPRINT through a very sensitive and delicate verification process because they’re “eager to get on with the contract they signed in July.”