Girl. Same.

🎶 MAKE ME SWEAT. MAKE ME HOTTER. MAKE ME LOSE MY BREATH. MAKE ME WATERGA. 🎶

Girl, get in line.

This is RGB (255, 255, 255) people’s Renaissance.

Run Madonna her Grammy for Confessions II.

Confessions II.

📅 27.06.2012 🎈 27th June 2026 marks the 14th anniversary of Crystal Kay’s 10th studio album, Vivid 5,000 units sold. A flop. But this is one of Crystal Kay’s best albums. And I hope Crystal knows that despite its floppage, Vivid is a great album which is still adored.

📅 27.06.2012 🎈 27th June 2026 marks the 14th anniversary of Namie Amuro’s 10th studio album, Uncontrolled Really, what da feely? No apology!?

📅 27.06.2018 🎈 27th June 2026 marks the 8th anniversary of Hikaru Utada’s 7th studio album, Hatsukoi Hatsukoi is an album that many fans aren’t keen on, and I get why. As an album, it’s not that great. But it does feature some great songs.

📅 27.06.2007 🎈 27th June 2026 marks the 19th anniversary of Namie Amuro’s 8th studio album, Play This was the album that let Max Matsuura, Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi know that the hierarchy at Avex was about to change.

Pussy Pam doesn’t really know where she’s at. Nakata isn’t sure of what her sound should be with where she’s at. So “Kuru Kuru Harajuku”, “Genjitsu-Touhi” and “Focus Focus” all have this vibe of ‘Girl, I guess’.

After a truck carrying millions of bees crashed into a rural ditch in Texas over the weekend, releasing a swarm of frantic insects, local beekeepers rushed to the rescue.

Everything I had sitting in my Amazon cart for a week is now on offer.

The office ain’t seeing me next week. And if anybody tries me in an e-mail asking why / where I am, I will just send them this and nothing but this. No ‘Hi’, no sign-off, not even my e-mail signature.

Mexico has taught the robots how to party.

A discussion about the social media ban on under 16s. BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”

📅 14.06.2006 🎈 14th June marks the 20th anniversary of Hikaru Utada’s 4th studio album, Ultra Blue Ultra Blue featured the autumnal jam “Colors”, the road safety jingle “Be My Last”, the employment anthem “Keep Tryin’” and the Kingdom Hearts II theme song “Passion”.

I hope the Code: Veronica remake keeps the part where Claire calls Alfred a fa**ot.

I wanted to hear Kylie Minogue on Madonna’s “Love Sensation” any which way. So I just-

The Gundam in Odaiba is retiring!?

𝙔𝙤𝙟𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚 Fox McCloud Welcome back Starfox

🔔 ?J POP REVIEW 🔔 💿 Ariana Grande - Hate That I Made You Love Me 💿 🔗 tinyurl.com/y8amk9ab

🔔 ?J POP REVIEW 🔔 💿 Crystal Kay featuring Yoonmirae - Only One 💿 🔗 tinyurl.com/33fweu4k

🔔 ?J POP REVIEW 🔔 💿 Hikaru Utada - Pappa Paradise 💿 🔗 tinyurl.com/ye84js3j

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

I mean I don't disagree

Toshiki Kadomatsu was a bad bitch for this transition on Anri’s Coool.

Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?

My official unofficial Random J Pop Bluesky post copywriter is at it again.

The album cover for Perfume‘s Cosmic Explorer. But the shoes match the dresses.

I started watching Sins of Kujo, and was like ‘I think I’ve seen that rooftop somewhere before...’

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Chris Austin.

This is why Drake released 3 albums in one go. None of it is about artistry. It’s about being able to brag about numbers. Nobody who cares about their art and the curation of it would release 3 albums like this.

I spent all that time on my phone trying to make the transitions on my Spotify playlist sound cute. Then I listen to the playlist on my computer and the transitions all sound like shit!?

The two modes when listening to Kelela’s “linknb”. ← Before the 808s → After the 808s

“Cold Sleep”.

Korean Usher is back y’all.

Star Wolf got better redesigns than Star Fox. Wolf’s original design is better, but his redesign isn’t bad. Everybody else looks so much better. Leon, Pigma and Oikonny all look like proper cunts now — which is genuinely great.

I am so fucking tired of Star Fox 64. On one hand I get why Nintendo are doing this, and I do think it’s the safest and easiest thing for them to do now. But it’s still frustrating. And we wouldn't be here if Nintendo actually treated this franchise better in the first place.

🔔 ?J ALBUM REVIEW 🔔 💿 Dua Lipa - Radical Optimism 💿 🔗 tinyurl.com/mvsycmbb

🔔 ?J ALBUM REVIEW 🔔 💿 Madonna - Confessions on a Dance Floor 💿 🔗 tinyurl.com/ynh6xtbv

🔔 ?J POP POST 🔔 📼 Flashback 📼 That time Madonna was on BET’s 106 & Park to sell Hard Candy to the negroes. 🔗 tinyurl.com/32xcm9bf

Inner City’s “Good Life”, but with the beat of Madonna’s “Bring Your Love” — which sounds a lot like “Good Life” anyway.

Hans Zim Zimmer really said...

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

If you are an old bitch DJ and you play Madonna’s “Bring Your Love” in the club and you do not mix it with Inner City’s “Good Life” — just pack it up.