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Castle Rat has a member whose job is "Death" and this is my formal application to be her understudy.

gonna start talking like this to my boss

Raffi you’re so right

You should watch this Sam Neil Merlin miniseries. It's really, really good. And it's free on YouTube, somehow. youtu.be/MZL5tIjcwcQ?...

I love this band. I love this venue. I love my friends.

The RADDEST shit I've ever seen! @themountaingoats.bsky.social killing it at Red Rocks POSSUM BY NIGHT, LIVE! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER (for me) AFTER I JUST GOT MY POSSUM BY NIGHT TATTOO ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE

Come. The. Hell. On. So good. Too good. Impossible levels of rad. @themountaingoats.bsky.social

Going to Red Rocks (1 of 10)

Sometimes good things DO happen

Lol, and, furthermore, lmao. Hey, where are all those folks who said hurricanes and extreme weather were punishments from god? Oh, oh this doesn't count? Straaaaange.

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Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

Of all the things I don't understand the appeal of, the guy who uses whips to vaguely make a beat and then sings popular songs over that beat at ren fairs is high on the list.

Break them

Oops, I'm going to see The Mountain Goats 9 times this year, haha, how did that happen.

Me, 6:00pm: I really gotta get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight Me, 12:04am, wandering around the house for no reason, singing to the cats: we goadow, dow, inalooliarah, shugga we goadow swingin

lots of posting about posting on here and to everyone doing that here’s what i think: don’t you have like six unbuilt gunpla to get to? shouldn’t you clean out your shed? you oughta hit up Alan it’s been a bit since you talked to him maybe he wants to grab a beer

There's a bit in Olivia Rodrigo's most recent single that sounds exactly like it's going to break into Foo Fighters' Everlong.

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

All TV shows should be in 4:3 because it makes the actors have to stand suuuuuper close to each other all the time.

happy first of may and international workers day. workers of the world unite and fuck outside (except it’s a little cold today, bundle up appropriately)

Hope everyone is enjoying their scones and large house blends today.

AND A FLAGON FOR THE MERRY ELVES OF LLAAAAANOWAR --refrain from "the merry elves of llanowar," from my unreleased double LP "a gathering place," consisting mainly of Irish folksong pastiche, rejected by the label in a memo saying, and here I quote, "only cool and popular people will like it. no"

Yes, I'm playing a lot of Vampire: the Masquerade right now, but I was doing that BEFORE ANY POPULAR STREAMERS WERE DOING IT, OK??

The receptionist at the therapists office brought her dog. Cancel all my appointments. Spending an hour with Badger will fix me.

He is risen

Feeling down? Play commander with a friend and his tween son. Heals the soul.

no one can ever be a "perfect consumer" (that mentality is how you get moral absolutism around stories which is a whole 'nother thread) but like. harry potter is not water. you can survive without it

EVERY time someone even lightly says "hey stop buying harry potter stuff because JKR is a ghoul and actively using her wealth to make lives worse for trans people and here's all the literal proof of that" people still cry "can't I just enjoy it in peace!" trans ppl can't live in peace, so, no

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

as an outsider, i see myself in harry potter (rich, famous, most important person in the world by birthright, friends with most powerful person of all time, head of the police force, best friend is the prime minister)

Darnielle [misremembering Paul Simon lyrics]: "Get a new key? Make a new key? I don't quite understand that. If he's leaving, why does he need a key?" Hughes [suddenly, inexplicably Australian]: "to 'is new place" Wurster [barely audible, from the next county over]: "MAYBE HE'S A KEY LOSER!"

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

fuck yes

The Bride! was a good movie that people should see.

"My god, it's full of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The wizard tries to engage the little cat in a conversation about reagents. The little cat leaves the room.

A pox on whoever made this feature on Google Chrome. If you press it, two "AI" voices start having the shittiest podcast ever where they badly summarize the article I typed up the first part of their "summary" and compared it to the first paragraph of the article. It uses more words to say less.

The wizard sleeps tranquilly. A raccoon growls outside.

Anyway