Hopefully she plays by Ava's rules #bb27

lmao at this look that Morgan shoots Ava as Ava awkwardly and silently picks at her hair without speaking to either Vince or Morgan #bb27

Vince: I don't want to go back to the real world Morgan: But the real world is gonna be so good for you! Vince: Mm mm (meaning no) #bb27

Ashley called to DR and Ava is now interrupting Vorgan hours. But Vince is insisting he didn't know about a "throw veto" plan hatched by Jimmy, and I hope that long dormant game neurons are actually coming awake in Ava's brain #bb27

girl…. i understand being depressed, and antisocial bc of it, but ava’s being a straightup rude ass bitch to EVERYONE in this house, while walking around moping, policing peoples conversations, being ungrateful to people cooking for her, using their stuff AND leaving everything nasty— like ??? #bb27

And then Ashley chiming in that Morgan was the only one in the house who actually did like Kelley lol #bb27

The Judges have been in boisterous, hilarious retell mode for like 3 hours now. It's gonna be funny when the clip show falls so flat on Friday because they're all retold out. And then the casuals will all say, "Pffffft, they can't even make the clip show entertaining now that Keanu's gone!1!" #bb27

I hope jimmy is able to find something truly fulfilling after the engagement he gets from sharing personal information about his castmates dries up #bb27

Vince having the time of his life watching Morgan doing a someone demeaning Vince impersonation #bb27

Morgan thinks Lauren is gonna kill it in the modeling world. "She just has to not be scared," she adds #bb27

Morgan telling Ashley and Vince that maybe at finale they'll find out people's real jobs. And then turns to Vince while Ash lounges on the couch unbothered lmao #bb27

Maybe this is the main case they've been trying to solve at Hotel Mystere this whole time! #bb27

Feeds cut when Ashley mentions her and Keanu watching OG BB seasons Grodner probably terrified of an Arnold Shapiro mention #bb27

It would be so on brand for Ava to just wander the #bb27 house whispering "what do i do, god?" to herself until she's evicted instead of hanging out in rooms with people and talking to them

Our favorite attorney is making some excellent moves in jury cultivation right now, telling Ava: "I just love you! Your feelings are valid!" #bb27

Ava, whispers to self: I don't know what to do, God God, in booming voice: WELL, AVA, IT ALL STARTS WITH EATING YOUR TOE GUNK (I didn't hear that second part, but I'm just inferring that's what she hears based on game behavior) #bb27

Ava: So you're 50/50? Vince: Yeah, I'm split right now Ava: Oh, brother! She tells Vince that if he's gonna pick Ashley, she'd rather just know #bb27

Ava asking Vince if she has his vote. Vince says he's still weighing all options but he thinks Ava has a better chance of beating Ashley in the final 3 HOH. Ava says if Ashley's in F3, what's to stop Morgan from taking Ashley to F2? Vince says he is worried about that too #bb27

Interesting read nonetheless. Thanks for putting this together! #bb27

The words "Rachel" and "Mickey", talking game, cutting steak, campaigning, respecting elders, the concept of free will, washing cups, winning AFP, shutting her mouth, keeping rice on a fork, breathing thru her nose, winning unthrown comps #bb27

I'm so glad Ava has gone off to bask in her own bitter juices and the Judges have so energetically continued their clip show-y reminiscences for our benefit. So much better this way #bb27

Morgan: What are you stressed about, Vince Vince: Nuthin'! That's just my face! #bb27

Pictured below: my ideal F3 #bb27

Ava to Vince: I never wanna hear the words Rachel or Mickey ever again. YOU PROMISE? #BB27

Ava has dialed it up to Maximum Pout because grod forbid they say not nice things about other houseguests. She would NEVAH, right??? She has to get up and leave the room because there's too much smack talk about her sweet angel, Mickey #bb27

I love Ashley saying how much she was rooting for Vince to go home in the early weeks and Ava acting all offended by that. And Ashley responding, "Ava? Have you forgotten you put him on the block???" Seriously what is Ava's deal? #bb27

I love them clowning on Jimmy for saying that. Ashley saying she was like "it was week two!" #bb27

Morgan to herself in HOH: What am I gonna do if I win this final HOH? I really don't know. And that fucking kills me #bb27

Feeds back. Tiny table present. I think they were clip-showing #bb27

Morgan, how can you think that you have no shot at AFHG because of Zingbot but that Vince does? The zing was about Vince! Oh right, because societal misogyny. #bb27

Normally I'd think pet cam means veto ceremony, but it's probably tiny table time. I think I want to watch Vorgan stew in this upcoming decision for a lot longer as it is anyway #bb27

Ava doing some desperate, last-minute pandering for us. Anyway, #RachelForAFP #bb27

Morgan says she knows there's no way in hell she's America's Favorite because of "day 66 with Zingbot" Vinny: I refuse to think that would take you out of the running #bb27

Vince: I don't know whats put there in life for me. Says it feels like a "starting over" point #bb27

Morgan asks what the first thing he's going to do when he gets out of the house. Vince says decompress. Process. "Go to your parents'?" Morgan suggests. Vinny confirms #bb27

I love that Vorgan have moved into the "console me by giving reasons I played a better game than you so I can tell them to the jury" phase of their relationship #bb27

Vorgan will be 35 years into their marriage and still be arguing about Lauren #bb27

Vinny: "A bag of Doritos is $6 now??? What has inflation done this past three months???" #bb27

Vinny, Morgan and Ava talking about how strenuous the F4 veto was. Running, the puzzle pieces are heavy and hard to move, and so forth. Vince: "For a puzzle, that was about as physical as it could have gotten." Yay for equitable comps! Yay production! Buncha idjits #bb27

Talking about tattoos again, so skin touching is allowed! Look, I don't make the rules #bb27

Since Ava chose Vince for the hamster wheel: - Rachel, a F2, leaves due to that choice. - Will, a F2, leaves at the hands of her ally. - Kelley, someone who'd never nominate her, leaves on Vince's HoH. - Lauren, a F2 protecting her, leaves. And now she's leaving by Vince's vote. #bb27

It's amusing watching Morgan and Vince go back and forth, sparring about why they think they're less likely to get jury votes for themselves and more likely to be personally raked over the coals by the jury #bb27

Ashley to Vince: we're the first alliance since the Cookout to reach the final three! #bb27

Ashley tells Morgan they're gonna meet Kaycee, and Kaycee's gonna be like "You're literally me. You're literally me. You're just like mommy, baby!" #bb27

I think Ashley tapped a good vein there, saying that even if she chooses loyalty and picks Vinny to sit next to her F2, she's still gonna have to pick him apart during the final jury questioning. Feelings will be hurt either way #bb27

Morgan just said "week one my name was dragged" without specifically mentioning a certain slithering creature*!!! How our girl has grown this season! #bb27 *not Vince

Ashley laughing and saying nobody would be questioning why Morgan didn't take Vinny. She says Kelley would be clapping #bb27

Ashley to Morgan: I love Vince, but the whole game Vince has said one thing and done another #bb27

Ashley tell Morgan that you'll introduce her to Hannah if she takes you to f2 😭 #bb27