I'm going to be bopping to Ministry and simultaneously mouthing Taylor Swift lyrics at work and I don't care. #BestOfBootie

Cursed song but also speaks to my earlier post about how great Best of Bootie is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0de...

And this is why you fund reproductive healthcare options.

Haven't grabbed a new Best of Bootie Mashup set in a while. They're still going strong! It's really the only way I can tolerate listening to pop music. The mixes are great. bootiemashup.com/best-of-boot...

"Shut up, you old bag!!"

Meanwhile, in the Kinky Transformers universe.

FRIDAY CELEBRATION WITH NANCY & SLUGGO

Remember when Clippy annoyed people to no end, and people made every effort to get rid of it in all its forms? We got rid of it, like polio. Picture it,...2026. Tech Bros and CEOs now force people to use Clippy 2.0, spewing management-wonk mantras like "stay curious", saying "Polio's not so bad!"

You know what would sell? A generic 3-in-1 shower...soap that was as generic and plain as can be. Every single combo product is labelled agressively "FOR MEN." I don't need to smell like a mountain or a pick-up truck driven by a wolf.

The Board is gonna be him, Viktor Orban, Kid Rock, and Kevin Sorbo. They'll gather every week and discuss how mean people are to them. Karoline Leavitt will walk around distributing snacks (stale chips and flat diet coke). Also I love how the "letter" is a fucking social media post.

Requiem For A Muppet

c/o OldTorontoSeries on another platform. Hell yeah I remember these! I don't have any of the cards though. :( They did this for WWF and MLB cards as well.

I heard someone speak about this on a stream last night and it was HIGH-larious. So, the 50K "signing" bonus ICE agents get? It's paid out over 5 years, and if they quit before the 5 years is up, they have to REPAY every dollar that they've received thus far. I love this for them. THREAD

I'm all for replacing Garbage Trump with Chinese Trump www.youtube.com/shorts/OUpjT...

X the Everything App is doing so poorly they have now started stealing ideas from Bluesky but doing it worse

Trump: *mixes up Scotland and Greenland* Bullshit Barbie: "He didn't mix them up, IDIOTS. He... he knows a guy... named Scott, that LIVES in Greenland. Yeah, that's it. See?? IDIOTS."

Referring to my earlier post, this would have been a Justice League movie poster if JL came out in the 80s.

"Homicide, they use that word. No one ever used that word before, y'know why? The word 'homicide' is a Democrat hoax, it even begins weird...it's like a DEI kinda crime, right? Ya gotta be INCLUSIVE now with it all, even the crime - just like the crimes they say I did. Just a radical left HOAX!"

Peanut for Prime Minister

I have yet to hear of a single use case for "wearable-AI" that a) isn't already covered by a zillion other devices b) Doesn't consume a city's worth of water/electricity with every use. Fuck these things.

no amount of screaming Don’t Build The Torment Nexus is gonna stop them from building the Torment Nexus. so we have one option which is “Make it extremely shameful and socially costly to voluntarily use these devices”

No time for chit chat Kevin, I'm on a deadline here!

Autoroute vers la zone dangereuse!

The real story (as I've been saying): Execs of large corps have a vested interest in one or more REITs connected to buildings the company owns. Those buildings have prop values tied to occupancy. Prop values -> company value. Those execs have bonuses connected to those values. That's it.

Everyone in Davos. "Mein Gott..."

...wut

NGL this is a good speech. That being said, action has more weight. Let's see it, or rather more of it (we've taken some significant steps already to reduce reliance on the US).

I miss the days of movie posters where they all looked like Mad Magazine covers.

No single person, Prefect, or Emissary has done more for Bajor than President Gul Dukat. If I didn’t come along, there would be no Bajor right now!!! It would have been in the ash heap of History. Sad, but TRUE!!! President Gul Dukat #StarTrek #Sisko197

Americans are realizing that unfettered federal power to detain and arrest is a very dangerous thing. I learned that lesson as a child when they put us into internment camps just for looking like the enemy. Don’t go further down this road.

"It's wrong. It has to stop ... I mean we're not going to do shit about it but y'know... it still sucks I guess."

I will give this a pass because a) There's no actual AI involved (hopefully) and b) it portrays what a horrible idea it is to have AI in charge of the justice/legal system. He's still the worst Chris though. www.reuters.com/business/med...

Captain Ake's chair... position is a little weird, but whatver. Her ship/school, her rules. She's also part Lanthanite. They get away with weird. #StarfleetAcademy

Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.

Phrases that should be binned in 2026: "It is with mixed feelings/emotions that..."

The ambassador should be called to the carpet on this. No canadian should set foot in America. This is an escalation.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 20,1943

Congratulations on the MLK Day, my fellow Americans: We beat racism! @theonion.com

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

SUNDAY MOOD

My night so far

VERY handy trick. Started doing this years ago, and I'd recommend you do it as well. www.youtube.com/shorts/NPmQR...

We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID

Fuck this "woe is me, I'm a billionaire" bullshit. " Oh no, I'm poor on paper!" Fuck off. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/t...

Things like this are what make a nearly 40-year old game still playable today. We don't need AI, we don't need graphics supported by a $5000 GPU. We need great gameplay. Period.

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Scored another free ride because the driver was amused by this. Happens rarely, but nonetheless. I imagine my rating is less than 4.9 due to trips with Teslas that I cancelled beforehand.