Absolute fucking bullshit. This is simply another strategy to get people to quit so the company doesn't have to pay out severance. Monitor executive use of time before looking at the folks that make the execs rich(er).

Highly underrated Simpsons moment cc @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/zazcm...

Precisely why I never wanted kids.

so you're saying Palantir is the Tesla of data analytics

This is what you get when you DON'T let a meme-lord in their 50s design vehicles.

Failing Wikipedia, which no one has ever heard of and has very bad and horrible ratings, is saying that I lost the Iran war, which is FAKE NEWS as everyone knows. I WON the beautiful and perfect Iran war, which wasn't a war, by a LANDSLIDE! They are possibly treasonous and must be stopped NOW.

The origin of He-Man www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...

What was Wenger thinking, putting Walcott on that early? #FIFA #LEAVES #Sprots

Ford is still big mad that we didn't elect him King of Toronto, and he's been obsessed with the city ever since. globalnews.ca/news/1190954...

your Tesla, your X account, and your SpaceX shares all directly support the most powerful racist alive

I'd mentioned before that one of the members of my completely real and not made up band has taken it upon himself to start creating actual music. This is explicitly against everything we stand for as 100% legit, absolutely non-fake musical icons. But here we are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KovZ...

Tom Weatherburn has updated “The Fruit Trees of Toronto“ map, an interactive resource for locating edible trees across the city. #urbanism #urbanplanning #Toronto #FruitTrees #Foraging

Can you imagine the shitshow if a someone ever went to jail because of an AI hallucination? "Your Honour, the precedent for a maximum sentence has clearly been set in Johnson v DeezNuts. The State rests."

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as I keep noting in ongoing reporting, Musk has endorsed & keeps supporting far right parties & agitators all over - AfD in Germany (despite their clashing previously with Tesla) ‘Tommy Robinson’ whose real name is Stephen Yaxley Lennon & other anti-immigrant extremists.

I realize it's a big deal for a lot of people but I'm really meh about it. The city doesn't really make money out of it (vs what they spend) and I feel like we just DON'T have the infrastructure to handle massive crowds for more than a weekend or so.

One of the good Donalds. youtu.be/q5_V9RT8aR8...

i'm not sure any tech criticism i could put forward rn would be more effective than the totality of this screenshot

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

Another concept of a plan

This is what we pay 1.43 BILLION dollars for. It's the single highest line item in Toronto's budget. It takes 3 cops to tackle a cyclist? I feel so safe now. Complete waste of resources.

You’re very welcome ☺️

I remember doing this with rat brains in University. The brains needed to be frozen and fixed in a formaldehyde solution before being sliced in the cryotome. www.youtube.com/shorts/X-JjP...

Extreme heat warnings issued in SW Ontario over the weekend (>30C). Tonight:

I have not witnessed a single second of the Birthday Tantrum at the White House. It's been a good day.

Pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

Fuck FIFA. Businesses can't even mention them without paying ridiculous fees. Pirate the streams, avoid the stadiums, boycott the merch. Cities don't make money, only FIFA does.

SUNDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO

Guys did you see that tie yesterday? SO exciting! No no, I don't mean the tie that happened earlier today. Or the tie that's currently happening. The other tie. #Sprots #FIFA #GoLeaves

Yeah this happens routinely at my place too. We do have written policies, but whether or not they're enforced is a mystery. And if you ask for clarification in writing, you basically have a target on your back. Corporate bullshit at its best. www.youtube.com/shorts/GWnWY...

1 million seconds = ~11.5 days 1 billion seconds = 32 years 1 trillion seconds = 31688 years

before wi-fi and 5g became a thing, you had to sit through two minutes of your computer screaming at you just to check your email.

TIL cc @greynotgrey.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/Oe1Jt...

Yep. Speaking as someone who's been a part of and a victim of a Ponzi scheme, this is correct. www.youtube.com/shorts/mbwAY...

This is what happens when you use A.I. instead of an artist 🤔 🍆 🎇

Probably one of my favourite Scottish accents: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO2H...

Alfred E Screwworm #madmagazine

Arsenio Hall implies an entire architectural layout comprised of other types of Arsenios.

You would be denied entry into several countries with charges of that nature pending.

Shopify's CEO, a business darling to both major liberals and consevatives in Canada, is defending Musk from criticism after he promoted ethnic cleansing campaigns

WORLD CUP: Canada ties with Bosnia-Herzegovina, reignites WWI

Fun fact: if there's still a tie in the roundball game, Canada, Bosnia and Herzegovina will each share 1/3 of a point. #FIFA #Sprots #GoExpos

See, the problem is Canada needs to step up its sidegame. They really need to work inside the paint or else they're going to lose their entire bullpen. #FIFA #Sprots #WorldBowl

I met up with my Financial Panther today and he gave me a pretty balanced (some good/some bad) view on all the MuskMoney nonsense going on at present. The good: As of right now Canadian banks have zero interest in including SpaceX in any of its index products. There's no data to work with.

I had the idea of adding an "L" to this classic comic showing both Lucy and Charlie Brown laughing hysterically. And I'm not using AI to do that, because fuck AI.

I am selling boxes for Game 1 of The Canadians vs Bosia or Herzegovina. No lowballs, I know what I have. #Sprots #Supercup