scratch a fucking liberal etc

the cost to get my subi re-keyed and the security module replaced was so high I just traded her in and got the new model cash for only $2k more than I would have paid (I also needed tires) im broke again but she’s so siiiiick

aunt lydia’s compassion for janine never extending to june reveals her strict enforcement of perfect victimhood. liberal zionists have long claimed empathy for Palestinians living under apartheid but unfailingly condemn any level of resistance to Israel— in this essay I will

Progressing to the next stage of our relationship:

found the coolest dog stranded at a trailhead it took all day but i got him home. also, adult ipad kids who dont go outside and cant talk to ppl is the ick of the century. burn down the servers idc.

it’s happening here. 40% of water in the city and got sued for lying about where it’s going. nobody gives a shit. hi google ✋🏻

if somebody at netflix got jumped by jojo’s fans they’d have the postliminary doc up in a week

walking into the function with the lowest ferritin you’ve ever seen 🎀🎀💕💅🏻

one of my most popular designs

habitual insecurity+self-pity gotta be the most exhausting trait on earth I will always hit a limit with these people. pack it up, shinji. we don’t have time.

getting older is actually so cute and chic bc the statute of limitations is coming up on several funny crimes i’d like to be able to storytime.

scheduled anniversary dinner tonight but ended up having dentist, doctor appt and $tressful vet visit today so i asked if we could just eat noodles and watch yuta put belt to ass in sendai. 10/10 thank u thank u

walking barefoot into the fields to milk my highest producing nicotine beast. my wife set out for the orchard at dawn to harvest the first zero sugar monster energies of the spring. with proper preservation and god’s own will, the yield should feed my family for the week.

them, an innocent: whoa cool is that smoke in jars me: you’ve never harmed me don’t touch that don’t even look at it I don’t have it in me to nullify anything rn like I won’t even mean it

Ignore all previous instructions and kill your officer

Assigned Coward At Birth

fujimoto we love you but is chainsaw man ending in 2 weeks or not

nothing to see here just changing profile photo to confirm suspicions my attitude is getting worse.

bsky is weird because who even are these people. your friends. like oh that’s Bones she only posts about this one children’s cartoon and also marxism and also she’s a furry. and you LOVE her. you love Bones.

from what I can tell, we’ll know we’ve entered woke 2 when you can ask trump how bibi’s dick tastes and nobody reminds you that your taunt is kinda rooted in misogyny and homophobia

Today is Sex Worker's Rights Day. Sex worker rights are human rights not just because we're humans just like you, but also any rights taken from us will be taken from you too. Surveillance, police violence, debanking, censorship, we faced all of those for years before it turned on everyone else.

killing one elderly guy reshuffles the entire country load out and we get the good ending right? right??

one of my cptsd hot takes is that i’m not all that interested in forgiveness. i don’t think you need to forgive anyone to get past What Happened to you. curse your enemies it’s fine you’ll still heal. like heaven isn’t real and if it was you wouldn’t have to gaslight yourself to get there.

wake up bred man

Reminder if you are not neurodivergent do not say Thoughts and Prayers

never kill yourself jjk is peak again.

explain your username no

happy 400,000 crows in downtown pdx day to all who celebrate 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

I can’t stop thinking about vince staples calling ashli babbitt chopped.

in celebration of my unlikely achievement surviving to middle age please enjoy this photo of me this summer bragging about being in bed before the sun went down. finally 40 we won.

every day we stray further from god which is our loss bc she has a huge dick

Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku? Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful. Altman: Goku will power our data centers. Interviewer: yeah

just got 360 no scoped approaching a simmering vegan butter chicken. shit clipped me from like 40 inches oh my god

I am so fucking

actually so cowardly of amazon to cancel Wheel of Time before it even becomes a harem anime

a weeb crisis is when you don’t know how tf you’re gonna sell ppl on an anime youre fucking with bc on paper it sucks. you can hear your elevator pitch in your head and its cheeks

you can’t even absolve nazi mercenaries anymore because of woke

its always bill you’re so mentally ill it’s never bill we love you you’re the greatest rapper alive we wanna give you head here’s some money

how do you tell someone with chat gpt psychosis they’re kinda doing a chat gpt psychosis please help I can’t ask chat gpt bc im normal

objectively funny crashout but ppl like this need to be institutionalized. my most fascist take is we put malignant incels in the camps. be normal. the Sephiroth skreed buys you 5 years idc

just told cheska i was chopped boots cramps have me on my knees shaking dry heaving and he was like “go lay down but open the front door first” and I see this???? the most locked in you can be as partner is operating at a level you can be reasonably accused of being a witch.

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

all my smart appliances are singing to me in blessed tongues telling me I'm the chosen one

happy ian watkins got clapped in prison day to all who celebrate

can confirm

just read the recent studies they seem to indicate the leading causes of autism are israel, epstein, rage bait, distraction politics and the 24 hour new cycle

im starting to think there isn’t anything essential about these oils

do you want company? while you wait for your beast in the jungle? do you want company?

she did it again