I already made up my mind on a Finals MVP prediction, thinkin about getting a jersey.

Refs are making it too obvious!

Scott Foster watching at home just shaking his head.

What if it happens on TV at MSG?

i heard jodie foster is gonna be at the game tonight

Bing. And I cannot stress this enough. Bong.

LANDRY “GODDAMMIT” SHAMET!!

Refs are doing too much.

Hyperion.

Today I learned that after Theodore Roosevelt’s teddy bear became so popular, William Howard Taft thought he could one-up it with the Billy Possum.

I’m gonna Petey Pablo my dog over my head up and down the block after that game. I am AMPED.

Refused playing before the anthem was fun.

@pftompkins.bsky.social It’s because of you that I read: Seven minute toilet rant Doo-dah doo-dah

“This NBA event will resume shortly” on Peacock with the 16-bar loop instead of commercials is going to drive me fully insane. I’d rather be watching Blake Griffin sell wings or gambling, that’s how bad it’s gotten!

It occurred to me that when I had other social media, I would take a picture of each book I finished and post it. I liked doing that, so I’m gonna start again. Related: This book is really good and also pretty gnarly.

The only way Knicks or Cavs win a title is if these two rosters kill each other one-by-one over the course of seven games.

wemby just dunked a three pointer from half court

Victor Wembanyama.

I don’t support Detroit’s strategy of flipping a coin at halftime to see whether or not they’ll do a good job. But on nights like this, it sure does seem to get results!

TANG LUCK COMMERCIAL JUMPSCARE WHAT THE FUCK

I’ve made recipes of hers before, this is nothing personal. But after dining at Tortilla (pronounced “tor-TILL-ah”) in Brighton, I will never trust Mexican cuisine in the hands of the British.

My least favorite part of the new NBA broadcast deal: Let’s say I set the volume on my soundbar to 19. Depending on the app, that’s either inaudible over the HVAC or so loud it wakes the baby.

Low Motivation Pie

Question for Orlando: Is it bad when the fans boo the home team while the arena PA plays Don't Stop Believin?

The Portland Trail Blazers and my newborn son have both taken a giant shit since halftime.

When we picked up Jrue Holiday I thought for sure we'd trade him immediately. I am so glad I was wrong. What a joy it is watching him lead these young dudes. We are so lucky.

Wanted to see what people had to say about basketball this evening…

Wilmington, Delaware. It’s just a credit card company pretending to be a city, not to mention all the crooked NBA refs.

Haunted baby shoes.

Okay, maybe the entire third quarter was a poor programming choice.

Homer Alert: Dame rambling on the broadcast is getting me pumped!

This kicks ass. youraislopbores.me

Oh cute! Blazers are in Charlotte, so Tom Haberstroh is hanging out on the broadcast.

What I want is someone in the corner like an ASL translator just doing jerking-offf motions the entire time.

Wait, wasn’t Yang Hansen supposed to kiss Jokic?

Big pop in the crowd for Sidy on his first possession of the game. Hell yeah.

For those about to quirk.

Shoulda learned to dribble. C’est la vie.

Giannis wins every year. (Brought to you by Samsung Galaxy)

Kanye Twitty. Is that anything?

Vít Wejčí

Whoever keeps fucking with the cables in the TV truck in Milan: Stop it!

I’m watching so much curling. I refuse to do any research on how any of it works, I’m going to get it all from context clues. And honestly, I feel like I’m getting further away from it.

I just wish Kevin & Lamar were here to see this.

Stoked to see the Moda Center on a national broadcast game, but Peacock’s broadcast team couldn’t even hold the door for Kevin and Lamar.

2018: As the elevator door closes in the Beacon Hotel in NYC, I look out into the lobby and say to myself “Holy shit, that’s David Crosby!”

Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos