British breakfast is atrocious but they did snap on the English muffin but they probably stole that

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

I love how nobody really asked for Usher to put roller-skates on and dance in a sequined outfit, but he did it for us anyway. For the love of his millennial fans

I know people find it entertaining but I’m really tired of the ai generated photos, videos, etc. Our kids and even adults are using these tools to learn and it’s how information is received. But you have to question the authenticity of shit at every level.

How do y’all juggle so many apps? Twitter, BlueSky, Tiktok, IG, Threads, FB, Snapchat. I couldn’t even digest needing a separate app to use threads so I haven’t bothered. Y’all are talented

I can’t stop watching Hillary Duff choreo videos

Selling plant cuttings but make it art

Idk. I stood 10 toes down on my Target boycott. They weird AF

They couldn’t just look at the prices of local markets and utilize that? Like a normal business?

Brandy to Monica 2nd week of the tour:

Are you worshipping the God that made man or are you worshipping the God that man made?

MAGA is now saying to boycott COSTCO. Now it's time to spend more money there.

Muñeca

*coked

This breaks my heart.

Prosecutors fumbling the case against Luigi Mangione. Costco suing the Trump administration. NYC is gearing up Islamophobes to leave in mass. 2025, you a messy bitch

And it's still here...

Now get that big, Hawaiian roll built bitch Akademiks next

Everyone shut the hell up, this is important.

Millie millie bon bon

Outsiders moving to NYC and completely disregarding the culture of the city and the people here are the most annoying demographic ever.

Baby

What do these corporations have in common? Netflix Ford Tesla T-Mobile Duke Energy DISH Network Metlife Dominion Energy United States Steel In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes. This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.

Megan The Stallion looks like she got that good 🐱. She cooks. She’s pretty. She seems super sweet and down to earth. That man better treat her right FOREVER

My good deed for the year is done. Ima be drunk the rest of the year now

A good plate of rice and chicken. A spray tan and a brown lip liner might bring her back to life

So what happens to the species that feed off of those animals now? This is bad

I’m glad he called her a hot mess to her face.

Be mindful.

My hair has until Summer 26’ to be at my butt or I’m going pixie with it

Not everyone commenting on Beyoncé’s weight gain as if she is not in her 40’s. Being famous seems absolutely exhausting

Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature. 2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise! That "feature" is now gone.

No editors. I have clients who have been editors for years and they’re losing their jobs to ai

Why he had to say her age like that? 😂😂😂😂

A Libra?

You cheat on me? There’s a good chance I won’t cheat back. But there’s a better chance you’ll get audited by the IRS next year.

Your first mistake is thinking Americans have the freedom to do absolutely anything when billionaires are on charge

Why isn’t it Saturday already?

He’s almost there!! He’d get an A-. But the fact that he called the 18 year old boys “homeboys” and the 18 year old girls “women” denotes that even he has room to unlearn more. But progress!

I’ve been in shambles looking at this. Who agreed to this?

Megan could take her money and never speak to us again and I would totally understand. The entire industry failed her

Excuse me?!?!?! A shootable character?!?!?