i hope they light up some friggin stogiez too. that’d be hella badass and epic. this ain’t your parents kinda news!!

theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”

merrick garland should kill himself

trump talking about how well he was able to identify a giraffe after 3 tries has 100% accelerated this timeline

The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter

the tinnitus is strong with this one

ik it’s “andre iguodola the second” but in my mind i just read it as Andre Iguodola 2 and i don’t think there’s any hope for me

for no particular reason i’m thinking about the elites reaction to brian thompson getting smoked

this is the lowest scoring 9 run game of all time

that was NOT very jiggy with it

oh my god

microsoft penis

rip the president again

this might be the worst thing i’ve ever heard??

it is very strange that luke skywalker knows who nick fuentes is

oh ok so hillary and trump def had an epstein truce going in 2016

i’m glad democrats are texting me asking for $5 bc of stephen colbert. this resonates.

“they discovered that Donald Trump’s name appeared multiple times according to senior administration officials” “discovered” is doing some amazing work here

no thanks?

epstein was alive and a convicted pedophile sex trafficker during the 2016 election, right? there had to be collusion to protect hillary at the cost of protecting trump idk how else to explain it

by not funding the iron dome it will mean more innocent victims get killed. right?

This throw seems impossible... it just kept going

MAN WHAT THE FUCK

i told her about all the cruelty in the world

it really really rubs me the wrong way when someone criticizes deporting undocumented immigrants with “Well Who Is Gonna Do All The Work??”

look how poorly trained this officer is. he just needs to receive the Don't Shoot Someone In The Chest training and then he'll know better.

just a thought but more leaders need to push back on this framing and stop fighting on enemy territory. stop conceding this imaginary point! undocument immigrants are far less likely to do crimes than domestic citizens!

stop. fucking. resigning!

dems see this and go “TACO trump is a fucking traitor bc he’s not declaring war with iran!”. finger on the pulse!

so many ppl gotta die

pretty amazing what a little bit of italian seasoning can do to a sandwich

at what point in time did the right stop believing in diseases. is it now like a ‘getting sick is a moral failing’ eugenics argument?

memories :D x.com/atrupar/stat...

we need a liberal donte divincenzo

incredibly easy look at gaza and say joe biden, his family and his handlers deserve far, far worse.

i just love how everyone talks about him in a vacuum. yea dude maybe if he didn’t give israel billions of bombs a day to drop on cancer patients, the elderly, and people in cognitive decline we would give a fuck

Andor.

creating a list of a bunch of people … undesirables… if you will bc we care about autism

you could probably decode most decisions he makes by asking him what movies he’s seen recently at the top of every presser

i can’t work under these conditions

anytime lithgow is in the news this is all i get

This is not even the first time. The CIA chartered a Red Sox ownership jet for extraordinary renditions after 9/11 www.chicagotribune.com/2005/03/21/r...

they got this motherfucker walking around IN CONGRESS???? we are not gonna make it

the man who invented vaseline ate a spoonful of it a day. he was a #realeater

the floor for any democrat running for office is to throw everyone involved in making this happen be imprisoned for the rest of their lives

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