Yeah I remember Big Data. I reached into the datalake and pulled out a sword. I found a wild Hadoop and beheaded it in one clean blow. But nobody cares about homeless veterans

hey dave hows it boeing

Been busy with life stuff but new song is on Spotify now open.spotify.com/track/3oz9ei...

We didn’t invent artificial intelligence but substitute intelligence. We made a foam that can fill person-shaped holes

new song #NowPlaying on.soundcloud.com/3HMVVpudnTjQ...

i came here bc the tucker carlson assassination plan ukraine was supposedly gonna do and every once in a while there's just noQhere else to Qo to Qomplain about the Qrazies

people make fun of mastodon for being too techie and full of reply guys but nobody on there is arguing about how to use the website they've reached a level of bickering beyond that (next year will be the year of the linux desktop)

Have you noticed how Microsoft almost owns the entire modern developer experience?  1. GitHub - main VCS 2. NPM - the package registry 3. VS Code - best code editor 4. Copilot - most popular AI helper 5. Azure - one of top cloud providers Not to mention ChatGPT and Linkedin. @tibo_maker

do you think the neuralink patient zero actually took the chip or is this a managing up thing where you tell elon oh yeah, i can feel it working, i'm communicating with the machine spirits right now, just to get him to go away

when will science invent an electric toothbrush charging base that doesn’t become unspeakably disgusting after a week

political cartoons are more insane and incomprehensible than ever thanks to AI. america is hoarding all the GPU's???? why is the eiffel tower there???

when I was out of coffee, that was when Kopiko carried me 🙏

this was very predictable but it is enjoyable: swifties have officially doxxed the guy who did the non consensual AI photos and contacted everyone he has ever met. his account is now locked and almost everyone who participated in sharing the photos has been suspended.

“If the Pindrop and Berkeley analyses are correct, the deepfake Biden robocall was made with technology from one of the tech industry’s most prominent and well-funded AI voice startups.”

got tempted to buy something and then i remembered www.npr.org/2023/10/03/1....

i've been waiting my whole life for this moment: a friend asked me how many candles, and i replied with the main dril tweet since ever

Haier is threatening legal action against the developer of the Home Assistant plug-in. Ironically, Haier has been a member of the CSA (Connectivity Standard Alliance) since 2022, which aims to "promote universal open IoT standards", including Matter. (Hackaday)

on my trip to iceland over the summer i bought what i thought was fancy ham in a sort of cutesy package and i took it back to the cabin thing i was in and immediately just went for it because i was starving after a hike. on the second piece i was like, why is this so stringy?? it was raw bacon

In the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" Philip K. Dick imagined a world filled with "kipple" -- the detritus of rampant consumerism, just broken down bits of junk and trash all over the place -- and that's what I feel like Amazon is full of.

it's funny how duckduckgo REALLY hasn't gotten any better, but the barriers to using it have dropped since google has gotten worse

Here’s a harsh truth: despite the haters, pineapple pizza is one of the world’s most globally ubiquitous (and popular) pizza toppings. I’ve been to a lot of countries, and pineapple pizza is widely available pretty much everywhere but Italy.

"travel" in this genre inevitably means, fly to some random country, check into a fancy hotel or airbnb, and then mostly just go to bars and restaurants and have their s.o. take repetitive pictures of their outfits until it's time to go home

no one: people in the midwest: it's -42 today but they're still making me work my shift at the ice cream shop. u ppl that live in sane places wouldn't understand that grindset. i'm fully dissociating from my body and mind by listening to 200 radiohead albums while i work. it's healthy

car chase scenes in old movies are so much better bc you know those shitboxes had no power steering no airbags no antilock brakes no lane assist no rearview camera just tons of metal and glass living in the moment not a cell phone in sight

I, too, can imagine a monster to be scared of. Accelerating use of benadryl (b/acc) increases the volume of shadow people encounters to an extent that they may achieve hyperstitional reality breach, causing mass sleep paralysis deaths. The probability of doom is 69%. www.huffpost.com/entry/openai...

2023 Press Freedom Rank 1 Norway 2 Ireland 3 Denmark 13 New Zealand 15 Canada 21 Germany 24 France 26 UK 27 Australia 45 US 68 Japan 92 Brazil 97 Israel 161 India 164 Russia 165 Turkey 177 Iran 179 China 180 North Korea rsf.org/en/index 🌐

I'm on Spotify: Sorry for the promo post but that's really the only life update since I got locked out of this account somehow for a while? Gah spotify.link/lEhiYndkEDb

find me on soundcloud all these other websites suck 😘 #nowplaying https://on.soundcloud.com/mHnBcFo9Fvpj2cRS6

I like the idea of Bluesky I just don't get what to do with it? Mastodon is already Twitter before it got rekt. This feels like it could be Instagram without the influencer spam but then people would have to post pictures that aren't AI/iStockImages.