Uber driver is playing Eminem and I keep getting confused why the lyrics to “another day as a 12th century warlord” are all wrong

Me: I’m probably gonna get fired and it is NOT imposter syndrome. I’m not a good dev!!! My boss: you’re crushing it except for you should start doing *thing I was already doing*. Oh okay you’re just crushing it straightforwardly

okay this one i do like www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcGe...

Beeper is good again

may you be happy. may you experience ease today

the other big sin is that they didn't include many of the funnier "loading" lines my favorite is probably "burrowing"

big iff true

BOB DYLAN IS STILL ALIVE?

planning the next few months and we're gonna be traveling across state lines every weekend for the next 6-7 weeks lol

www.stickermule.com/claudecode no wet claude sticker :(

watching the Mamdani campaign from afar during the primary, so many things were impressive, among them the incredible work his online video team was doing to spread the message in fun, creative, educational, invigorating ways that spoke to people this is my story about how they did it

i think the reality about "bad winter weather" is that most of the time it just means "bad weather for cars" snow is great as long as you don't have to shovel out an entire driveway every day at 6am

are people on here priv posting? i wanna priv post

my enemies gather against me

battle royale discussion groups where the least invested person gets kicked after every round

just accomplished a herculean feat of codewriting ty claude (and also my coworkers)

I ended up implementing the poll lexicon just scoped under pub.leaflet but could p easily migrate it in the future if we come to a shared one! Would love to use this to bootstrap a general purpose poll tool.

there is cringe clean water coming out of my tap — I didn't ask for this & I don't want it! someone please call the cops

for all the bitchin and moanin about the future not arriving fast enough I sure am glad to live far enough into it that I have all the clean hot water I want just coming out of the wall and I don’t have to give even a single thought to where it came from, how it got clean, or where it goes after

im officially iron in all the voltaic benchmarks, and bronze in a few of them. really cool to see myself improve category by category

good afternoon gamers

get it twisted, you will go gentle into that good night

cc @gracekind.net et al

wet Claude must’ve loved this shit

wouldnt it be crazy if it wasnt the screens and it was some weird chemical we'd never heard of

christian women in het relationships are allowed to have bodily autonomy and enjoy themselves too, even if they’re hypocrites! this isn’t hard you fuckers, do you support women or not?

"People say the worst part of the transphobic christian het republican women on T was the hypocrisy. But I disagree." "You disagree?" "Yeah. I think it was the transphobia!"

“After the ecstasy, the laundry” is one of the all time best book titles

trumpism makes sense when you realize that the right really does just want kings

yo this is crazy

the people with eating disorders who came up with the all liquid diet were really onto something day 5 of not having wisdom teeth or being able to eat hard food and i have like no desire to eat at all. im tired of drinking slop/goop/sludge!

Funny that I can see how many beli users get their prescriptions delivered via bike courier (capsule), how many use partiful, etc

Sorry but why do people constantly talk about how they’re bi when they’re in a hetero monog marriage It’s one thing to mention it when relevant in convo, but if I were to describe myself to someone, I would not lead with my bisexuality, esp in the same breath where I introduce myself as married!

how many days before hard fork does a podcast about wet claude

...who would say yes to 3? it's implied but not heavily so that this is referring to the present day

their strongest potion was ketamine it turns out

mental status: acute and highly functional stress level: increasing but manageable houston launch before EOY 2025: yes los alamos launch before EOY 2025: probably no

Normies have enough specialized knowledge to make tons of injokes I’m surprised im never exposed to multi-layered sports memes, even as someone into sports

Kinda funny that “average” has drifted from meaning “mean” to “median”, at least in my circles

youtu.be/PKGiJdj_THc?... @norvid-studies.bsky.social for some reason makes me think of you

Me asking my wisdom tooth surgeon for general anesthesia

good charts

getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow any tips?

bluesky app "crashed" such that clicking on *anyone's* post would open this link (which i have finally located the source of). coincidence or collusion between sky & bird? either way i have subscribed and am looking forward to the pigeon post

if you are bird-curious consider subscribing to my newsletter about NYC birds newyorkbirds.substack.com it is my goal in every post to convince you that a particular bird is cool and worth thinking about the first one will be about pigeons

Nobody told me Stan Rogers had a son who also sings Not quite the same range but wow still beautiful stuff, quality-wise And obviously I’m into it regardless of quality

This is one of my favorite observations.

Just saw a bape hoodie immediately upon landing in EWR We’re back babyyyy

2026 live action The Matrix immersive theater performance in the NYC subway